History Awesome / TrueBlood

12th Feb '18 2:25:18 PM dmcreif
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* The newly turned Steve Newlin decides he wants to feed on Jason. As he's preparing to sink his fangs into Jason, Jessica makes an entry and tells him off in the most badass way possible:

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPVCetWByA The newly turned Steve Newlin decides he wants to feed on Jason. Jason.]] As he's preparing to sink his fangs into Jason, against Jason's consent, Jessica makes an entry and tells him off in the most badass way possible:



-->'''Steve Newlin:''' ''[as he's being pushed out the door]'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I love you!]]

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-->'''Steve Newlin:''' ''[as he's being pushed out the door]'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I love you!]]LOVE YOU!]]
12th Feb '18 2:21:35 PM dmcreif
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--->'''Jason:''' I reckon I've already been to heaven. ''It was inside your wife.''

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--->'''Jason:''' Now I reckon I've already been to heaven. ''It was inside your wife.''



* I know this is later subverted when we find out Maryann's motivation. But when she [[CallingTheOldManOut Called out Tara's mother]] at their first meeting, I cheered at the screen.

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* I know this is later subverted when we find out Maryann's motivation. But when she [[CallingTheOldManOut Called called out Tara's mother]] at their first meeting, I cheered at the screen.
12th Feb '18 2:21:01 PM dmcreif
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** Jason actually gets two CMOA. First he gets a woman to seduce him even though her husband is the kind of armed nut who would kill them both. Then he lays her so good she feels the presence of God. Jason Stackhouse, Bonkmaster Supreme, we salute you!
--->'''Sarah Newman''': I know, here with you, I feel closer to God then I ever have!
** And then he throws ''that'' to the ''husband's face'':

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** Jason actually gets two CMOA. First he gets a woman Sarah Newlin to seduce him even though her husband is the kind of armed nut who would kill them both. Then he lays her so good she feels the presence of God. Jason Stackhouse, Bonkmaster Supreme, we salute you!
--->'''Sarah Newman''': Newlin''': I know, here with you, I feel closer to God then I ever have!
** And then he throws ''that'' to the ''husband's face'':[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS09gI51xz8&t=211s that in Steve's face]]:
11th Feb '18 6:06:50 PM dmcreif
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--->'''Jason:''' I reckon I've already been to heaven. ''It was inside your wife''

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--->'''Jason:''' I reckon I've already been to heaven. ''It was inside your wife''wife.''



* Jessica stopping Reverend Newlin from feeding on Jason with a very badass speech: "What the fuck I am is an older vampire than you. Who I also am is the progeny of the King of Louisiana who happens to be out of town, which pretty much makes me the queen!"

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* The newly turned Steve Newlin decides he wants to feed on Jason. As he's preparing to sink his fangs into Jason, Jessica stopping Reverend Newlin from feeding on Jason with a very makes an entry and tells him off in the most badass speech: "What way possible:
-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Jason is mine!
-->'''Steve Newlin:''' I am Steve fucking Newlin. Who the fuck are you?!
-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' What
the fuck I am is an older vampire than you. Who I also am is the progeny of the King of Louisiana who happens to be out of town, which pretty much makes me the queen!"Queen! ''[lifts Steve up by the neck]'' So I'm gonna give you a choice: you let him go, or the True Death. There is no in between.
-->'''Jason Stackhouse:''' Plus I take back my invitation. ''[Steve is dragged to the door]''
-->'''Steve Newlin:''' ''[as he's being pushed out the door]'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I love you!]]







---> '''Eric:''' God is a vampire. [[spoiler: ''(neck snap)'']]

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\n---> '''Eric:''' God is a vampire. [[spoiler: ''(neck snap)'']]
''(breaks his neck)'']]



* In the fifth season finale, [[spoiler: Sam's VoluntaryShapeShifting way to kill Rosalyn by going into her mouth as a fly, then resuming human form. [[YourHeadAsplode Her head asplode]]. For those of you keeping track at home, that is the SECOND centuries-old, infinitely-more-powerful being that Sam has taken down.]]

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* In the fifth season finale, [[spoiler: Sam's VoluntaryShapeShifting way to kill Rosalyn by going into her mouth as a fly, then resuming human form. [[YourHeadAsplode Her head asplode]].body explodes and leaves Sam a bloody mess]]. For those of you keeping track at home, that is the SECOND centuries-old, infinitely-more-powerful being that Sam has taken down.]]
10th Sep '16 7:16:28 PM Mullon
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* From the end of "Fresh Blood": [[spoiler: Eric, perfoming {{HeroicSacrifice}} to kill Russel by sunlight]] - ''Be brave. [[TakingYouWithMe We'll die together]].'' Also counts as {{TearJerker}}

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* From the end of "Fresh Blood": [[spoiler: Eric, perfoming {{HeroicSacrifice}} to kill Russel by sunlight]] - ''Be brave. [[TakingYouWithMe We'll die together]].'' Also counts as {{TearJerker}}{{TearJerker}}.
* Sookie [[spoiler: tossing Talbot's remains down the garbage disposal and laughing about it to spite Russel.]]
* Bill [[spoiler: handcuffing Eric and throwing him into the wet cement.]] After three seasons of getting dicked around by everyone, especially Eric, it's refreshing to see Bill get the drop on someone. [[spoiler: Shame it doesn't last.]]
25th Jun '14 2:36:55 AM Iantuition
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** Preceded by Arlene shoving a pencil (that she'd been using as a hairpin) into his neck when he was about to kil Terry.

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** Preceded by Arlene shoving a pencil (that she'd been using as a hairpin) into his neck when he was about to kil Terry.kill Terry.
*** And putting the gun to Patrick's head and yelling "'''DON'T MOVE''', mother'''FUCKER''', or I will blow your '''FUCKIN' BRAINS OUT!!'''" It almost didn't SOUND like her.
2nd Dec '13 4:53:38 PM RoyFlowers
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** This results in a hardcore dialogue exchange between the General and Eric.

---> '''Gen. Cavanaugh:''' Oh god,

---> '''Eric:''' God is a vampire. [[spoiler: ''(neck snap)'']]
5th Oct '13 1:00:04 PM RaustBD
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** What makes this more awesome is that she has had no time to come up with her ideal Tru-Blood mix, and so is chugging down what appears to be several ''cases'' of Tru-Blood in all its revolting glory, while the previous newborn vampire seen doing this took one sip and immediately spat it out and demanded a human to bite. HeroicWillpower indeed.
20th Aug '13 9:44:53 AM ultimomant
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* When Bill refuses to help Sookie, saying without his Lilith powers he is no match for Warlow, Jessica gives him a WhatTheHellHero speech that shakes off his cowardice. "The Bill Compton I knew would have walked through fire to save her!"
20th Aug '13 9:41:01 AM ultimomant
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* Bill briefly getting the upper hand against Warlow despite losing his Lilith powers and thus being far weaker than him.
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