History Awesome / SomethingPositive

* Aubrey [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/clowns-ahoy-pt-8/ breaking the hand]] of a MonsterClown that made the mistake of touching Pamjee.

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04302012.shtml That's not the Pythagorean!]]
** [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05092012.shtml This was top grade asshole. Trust me, I know what it takes to be an asshole.]] - Mike just keeps finding new ways to earn readers' respect.

* Jason gets one at the end of the catgirl storyline (starting [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11092008.shtml here]]).
* [[TheChewtoy Mike]] has one of his first moments of awesomeness, [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10292004.shtml here]].
** Now he gets moment number two as seen in this [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp11282011.shtml newspaper clipping]] where he actually broke up a fight involving a knife. Not bad for a supposedly feeble guy.
** Before he became the Pythagorean, [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06032006.shtml Mike proved he had the stuff when he immediately reacted to a situation by trying to help a random stranger.]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03272009.shtml In which the bar is saved.]]

* Fluffmodeus gets one while Kharisma's in prison. The one time Kharisma ''truly'' feels alone, helpless and in despair, it turns out to be [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03222007.shtml her little mental breakdown's]] BerserkButton.
* Davan tearing Ollie, the producer and former director for the stage version of Film/ShockTreatment Davan got a job directing after Ollie was directing, a new asshole after Ollie tried telling the actors what to do behind his back. The [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11072004.shtml resulting rant]] is a thing of beauty.

* Pamjee shoots down both AdoptionDiss and the Anti-Vax movement [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02282019.shtml in one swoop]].

* Davan's [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09212005.shtml response]] to his boss's demand to "stop screwing around and do something worthy of the pittance we pay you".

* Aubrey [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09272016.shtml breaking the hand]] of a MonsterClown that made the mistake of touching Pamjee.

* In-universe, Jason's happiest childhood memory was managing to [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp09132012.shtml unscramble the porn channel at age nine]]. "Magellan on a sea of dongs" indeed.

* Davan's father Fred calling out a group of fundamentalists running a "Hell House", a fake haunted house [[ScareEmStraight which is a front for preaching]]:
-->[[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/holy-ghost-stories-pt-4/ "The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept'. The only thing wrong with it is the past tense."]]

*** And then a random *cop* gets in on the act by explaining how what the Hell House is interpreting as doing God's work and spreading his message is basically holding an old man with serious medical conditions hostage for refusing to indulge their fundamentalist rhetoric.
----> '''Cop:''' Do you even know what the word 'persecution' ''means,'' boy?
----> '''Fundamentalist:''' Yeah, it means [[MoralMyopia you don't do what I think is right.]]
----> '''Cop:''' ''You,'' my confused little friend, are in need of a clue. Luckily I happen to have one that's shaped like a nightstick.

-->[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10102006.shtml "The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept'. The only thing wrong with it is the past tense."]]

* After Twitchy-Hug makes one too many attempts on Davan's life, Choo-Choo Bear [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05242006.shtml gets his cousin whacked]]. And it is [[YourHeadAsplode awesome]].

* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp04072006.shtml Jason's Roleplaying]] extracts a confession from someone without laying a finger on the guy.

** Takes a heartwrenching turn [[spoiler:at Faye's funeral]] when Reverend Davies admits that Faye was right [[spoiler:and that he wished she was still around to tell him "I told you so".]]

----> '''Fundamentalist:''' Yeah, it means [[InsaneTrollLogic you don't do what I think is right.]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03252005.shtml Faye McIntire reading the riot act]] to Reverend Davies, a sellout minister. Not only does she have the nerve to tell him to his face that he's doing something deeply wrong in removing church programs that a rich parishioner doesn't like, she caps it ''twice over'' in the following exchange:

* Davan gets one early in the series [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp04242002.shtml when he lays the smackdown on two Wiccans]] [[BurnTheWitch whose view of the Salem witch trials seems to have been largely formed by pop culture]] simply by knowing the actual history. And he proceeds to ''tell'' them the actual history--in full rant mode.