History Awesome / SamuraiJack

4th Jan '16 5:20:16 PM LBHills
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* The third episode of the show - also the last third of the Compilation Movie that served as the show's pilot - cuts to its mid-episode break as Jack and the sentient dogs he's trying to free finish preparations for fighting Aku's incoming robot horde. When the break is over, the show gives us the fight between Jack and the robot horde... ten minutes of awesome action. ** After Jack has single-handedly reduced an entire army of ceaseless beetle drones to a scant handful, he stares the remaining forces down while soaked in oil (their blood). Then one of these unstoppable battle robots (which probably aren't even programmed to understand the concept of "retreat") hesitates... and takes a step backwards... ---> '''Jack:''' [[LittleNo No.]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner There is]] [[PreMortemOneLiner no escape.]]''

* The third episode of the show - also the last third of the Compilation Movie that served as the show's pilot - cuts to its mid-episode break as Jack and the sentient dogs he's trying to free finish preparations for fighting Aku's incoming robot horde. When the break is over, the show gives us the fight between Jack and the robot horde... ten minutes of awesome action. ** After Jack has single-handedly reduced an entire army of ceaseless beetle drones to a scant handful, he stares the remaining forces down while soaked in oil (their blood). Then one of these unstoppable battle robots (which probably aren't even programmed to understand the concept of "retreat") hesitates... and takes a step backwards... ---> '''Jack:''' [[LittleNo No.]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner There is]] [[PreMortemOneLiner no escape.]]''
4th Jan '16 5:19:23 PM LBHills
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** Six bounty hunters team up in hopes of bringing down Jack and split the considerable bounty. They end up combining their individual plans which all had some flaw that Jack would be able to exploit, and it seems like it could work... but Jack avoids every single attack as easily as he would have had they been attempted individually.

* The "battle" between Jack and the "Tree Blind Mice" who are actually archers.
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* The "battle" between Jack and the "Tree vs. The Three Blind Mice" Archers was one of the most impressive battles of the series. The three archers are the guardians of a well that grants a single wish to anyone who are actually archers.can defeat them in battle. Earlier in the episode, we learned that these guys destroyed an entire army of robots as if they were no more threatening than a tiny mouse. Jack takes all three of them on by himself and wins.

* Jack's time in the Dome of Doom, particularly when he defeats a 700-ton alien sumo wrestler by tickling him.

* Six bounty hunters team up in hopes of bringing down Jack and split the considerable bounty. They end up combining their individual plans which all had some flaw that Jack would be able to exploit, and it seems like it could work... but Jack avoids every single attack as easily as he would have had they been attempted individually.
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* Six bounty hunters team up in hopes of bringing down Jack and split the considerable bounty. They end up combining their individual plans which all had some flaw that Jack would be able to exploit, and it seems like it could work... but Jack avoids every single attack as easily as ** Particularly when he would have had they been attempted individually.defeats a 700-ton alien sumo wrestler by tickling him.

* Jack vs. The Three Blind Archers was one of the most impressive battles of the series. The three archers are the guardians of a well that grants a single wish to anyone who can defeat them in battle. Earlier in the episode, we learned that these guys destroyed an entire army of robots as if they were no more threatening than a tiny mouse. Jack takes all three of them on by himself and wins.
4th Jan '16 5:15:50 PM LBHills
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* The Scotsman's Wife punches an elder Celtic Demon in the crotch and headbutts him, then follows up by ripping the entire demon army to shreds with her bare hands, and in a couple of cases, with her ''teeth.'' She doesn't hesitate or pause in her rampage. Well, except for a funny moment where she rips off a robot's face, leaving it with a skull brain with eyes and brain and she just gives a "WTH look" before continuing.
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* The Scotsman's Wife punches an elder Celtic Demon in the crotch and headbutts him, then follows up by ripping the entire demon army to shreds with her bare hands, and in a couple of cases, with her ''teeth.'' She doesn't hesitate or pause in her rampage. Well, except for a funny moment where she rips off a robot's face, leaving it with a skull revealing an organic brain with eyes and brain goggling eyes, and she just gives a "WTH look" "WTH" look before continuing.continuing the devastation.
4th Jan '16 1:19:21 AM LBHills
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** After Jack has single-handedly reduced an entire army of ceaseless beetle drones to a scant handful, he stares the remaining forces down while soaked in oil (their blood). Then one of these unstoppable battle robots (which probably aren't even programmed to understand the concept of "retreat") hesitates... and takes a step backwards. *** Jack's response to this? "[[LittleNo No.]] '''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner There is]] [[PreMortemOneLiner no escape.]]'''"
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** After Jack has single-handedly reduced an entire army of ceaseless beetle drones to a scant handful, he stares the remaining forces down while soaked in oil (their blood). Then one of these unstoppable battle robots (which probably aren't even programmed to understand the concept of "retreat") hesitates... and takes a step backwards. *** Jack's response to this? "[[LittleNo backwards... ---> '''Jack:''' [[LittleNo No.]] '''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner There is]] [[PreMortemOneLiner no escape.]]'''"]]''
2nd Dec '15 9:05:52 PM Cannox
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* [[http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2015/12/02/samurai-jack-to-return-for-new-season-on-adult-swim/ IT'S BACK!]]
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* [[http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2015/12/02/samurai-jack-to-return-for-new-season-on-adult-swim/ IT'S Jack. Is. BACK!]]
2nd Dec '15 10:39:31 AM theLibrarian
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* '--I wish we were free'.
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* '--I wish we were free'. With those five words, Jack ''gives up a chance of getting home'' to free the fairy he says it to from the prison that she's in (and that his hand is trapped inside).
2nd Dec '15 9:21:34 AM MiscellaneousSoup
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* Jack vs. The Three Blind Archers was one of the most impressive battles of the series. The three archers are the guardians of a well that grants a single wish to anyone who can defeat them in battle. Earlier in the episode, we learned that these guys destroyed an entire army of robots as if they were no more threatening than a tiny mouse. Jack takes all three of them on by himself and wins.
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* Jack vs. The Three Blind Archers was one of the most impressive battles of the series. The three archers are the guardians of a well that grants a single wish to anyone who can defeat them in battle. Earlier in the episode, we learned that these guys destroyed an entire army of robots as if they were no more threatening than a tiny mouse. Jack takes all three of them on by himself and wins.wins. * [[http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2015/12/02/samurai-jack-to-return-for-new-season-on-adult-swim/ IT'S BACK!]]
8th Sep '15 10:19:30 AM MechWarrior
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* The Flashback Episode with Jack as a child in a semi-historical Africa. Jack's mentor and his village are captured by evil men wielding better weapons than their {{Simple Staff}}s with only Jack escaping. Jack is miserable for a while until you see he train with the enemy weapon giving you a glimpse of the man he will become. He goes to the evil mens village and frees his mentor and his people, who all use the sticks that made up their cage as weapons and destroy the evil men in their own home.
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* The Flashback Episode with Jack as a child in a semi-historical Africa. Jack's mentor and his village are captured by evil men wielding better weapons than their {{Simple Staff}}s with only Jack escaping. Jack is miserable for a while until you see he him train with the enemy weapon giving you a glimpse of the man he will become. He goes to the evil mens village and frees his mentor and his people, who all use the sticks that made up their cage as weapons and destroy the evil men in their own home.
8th Sep '15 10:19:03 AM MechWarrior
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* The Flashback Episode with Jack as a child in a semi-historical Africa. Jack's mentor and his village are captured by evil men wielding better weapons than their SimpleStaves with only Jack escaping. Jack is miserable for a while until you see he train with the enemy weapon giving you a glimpse of the man he will become. He goes to the evil mens village and frees his mentor and his people, who all use the sticks that made up their cage as weapons and destroy the evil men in their own home.
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* The Flashback Episode with Jack as a child in a semi-historical Africa. Jack's mentor and his village are captured by evil men wielding better weapons than their SimpleStaves {{Simple Staff}}s with only Jack escaping. Jack is miserable for a while until you see he train with the enemy weapon giving you a glimpse of the man he will become. He goes to the evil mens village and frees his mentor and his people, who all use the sticks that made up their cage as weapons and destroy the evil men in their own home.
8th Sep '15 10:10:42 AM MechWarrior
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** This one may be based on a LoneWolfAndCub story, interestingly; certainly there's a very similar sequence in that series, and they weren't too shy about indicating at least some LWC influence on Samurai Jack...
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** This one may be based on a LoneWolfAndCub Manga/LoneWolfAndCub story, interestingly; certainly there's a very similar sequence in that series, and they weren't too shy about indicating at least some LWC influence on Samurai Jack...
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