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2nd Jun '17 11:49:11 AM mlsmithca
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* The gang are trying to break a record by doing all their cases by midnight. They're just a minute away with the last defendant up for felony drunk driving, which Harry figures they can turn over to the grand jury. However, the guy has heard that anyone not heard before midnight goes free so he refuses to waive the reading of the information, meaning they would have to recite roughly three pages of police notes. The gang groan about it but Dan (who wants out to meet a hot lady) grabs the folder and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao proceeds to read the entire report in just thirty seconds.]] Note how he finishes with twenty seconds before midnight but by the time the audience is through cheering, the time is almost up.
** Everyone just gapes in shock at Dan's high-speed delivery so he has to yell at Harry "My God, man, ''GAVEL!''"

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* The gang are trying to break a record by doing all their cases by midnight. They're just a minute away with the last defendant up for felony drunk driving, which Harry figures they can turn over to the grand jury. However, the guy has heard that anyone not heard before midnight goes free so he refuses to waive the reading of the information, meaning they would have to recite roughly three pages of police notes. The gang groan about it but Dan (who wants out to meet a hot lady) grabs the folder and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao proceeds to read the entire report in just thirty seconds.]] Note how he finishes with twenty seconds before midnight but by the time the audience is through cheering, the time is almost up.
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up. Everyone just gapes in shock at Dan's high-speed delivery so he has to yell at Harry "My God, man, ''GAVEL!''"



-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier," pulls out a awl to puncture the balloon he's trapped him with and gets an absolutely crazed look on his face, ''"... than me."''

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-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier," pulls crazier, ''[pulls out a an awl to puncture the balloon he's trapped him with and gets an absolutely crazed look on his face, ''"...face]'' ... than me."''
2nd Jun '17 10:56:33 AM MikeW
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** Everyone just gapes in shock at Dan's high-speed delivery so he has to yell at Harry "My God, man ''GAVEL!''"

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** Everyone just gapes in shock at Dan's high-speed delivery so he has to yell at Harry "My God, man man, ''GAVEL!''"
2nd Jun '17 10:55:54 AM MikeW
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* The gang are trying to break a record by doing all their cases by midnight. They're just a minute away but the last defendant, up for felony drunk driving, which Harry figures they can turn over to the grand jury. However, the guy has heard that anyone not heard before midnight goes free so he refuses to waive the reading of the information, meaning they would have to recite roughly three pages of police notes. The gang groan about it but Dan (who wants out to meet a hot lady) grabs the folder and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao proceeds to read the entire report in just thirty seconds.]] Note how he finishes with twenty seconds before midnight but by the time the audience is through cheering, the time is almost up.

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* The gang are trying to break a record by doing all their cases by midnight. They're just a minute away but with the last defendant, defendant up for felony drunk driving, which Harry figures they can turn over to the grand jury. However, the guy has heard that anyone not heard before midnight goes free so he refuses to waive the reading of the information, meaning they would have to recite roughly three pages of police notes. The gang groan about it but Dan (who wants out to meet a hot lady) grabs the folder and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao proceeds to read the entire report in just thirty seconds.]] Note how he finishes with twenty seconds before midnight but by the time the audience is through cheering, the time is almost up.
2nd Jun '17 10:55:22 AM MikeW
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* The gang are trying to break a record by doing all their cases by midnight. They're just a minute away but the last defendant, up for felony drunk driving, which Harry figures they can turn over to the grand jury. However, the guy has heard that anyone not heard before midnight goes free so he refuses to waive the reading of the information, meaning they would have to recite roughly three pages of police notes. The gang groan about it but Dan (who wants out to meet a hot lady) grabs the page and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao proceeds to read the entire report in just thirty seconds.]] Note how he finishes with twenty seconds before midnight but by the time the audience is through cheering, the time is almost up.

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* The gang are trying to break a record by doing all their cases by midnight. They're just a minute away but the last defendant, up for felony drunk driving, which Harry figures they can turn over to the grand jury. However, the guy has heard that anyone not heard before midnight goes free so he refuses to waive the reading of the information, meaning they would have to recite roughly three pages of police notes. The gang groan about it but Dan (who wants out to meet a hot lady) grabs the page folder and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao proceeds to read the entire report in just thirty seconds.]] Note how he finishes with twenty seconds before midnight but by the time the audience is through cheering, the time is almost up.
2nd Jun '17 10:54:03 AM MikeW
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* The gang are trying to break a record by doing all their cases by midnight. They're just a minute away but the last defendant, up for felony drunk driving, which Harry figures they can turn over to the grand jury. However, the guy has heard that anyone not heard before midnight goes free so he refuses to waive the reading of the information, meaning they would have to recite roughly three pages of police notes. The gang groan about it but Dan (who wants out to meet a hot lady) grabs the page and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBma9Z5dOao proceeds to read the entire report in just thirty seconds.]] Note how he finishes with twenty seconds before midnight but by the time the audience is through cheering, the time is almost up.
** Everyone just gapes in shock at Dan's high-speed delivery so he has to yell at Harry "My God, man ''GAVEL!''"
25th Jan '17 11:13:10 PM bweb
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* Dan gets a MagnificentBastard moment in one episode. One of the defendants in the court runs a business where, for $100 a pop, he'll hit someone in the face with a pie. Near the end of the episode, he nails Dan, and [[IAmSpartacus everyone starts to take credit for paying for it.]] Dan reveals that it was, in fact, all of them. [[GenreSavvy Realizing that none of his friends could resist the chance to hit him with a pie]], Dan told the pie assailant in advance that if he only hit him with one pie and forked over the extra cash, then Dan wouldn't sue him.
4th Nov '16 8:59:46 PM Nicolletta
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--> '''Dan:''' When you think of this night... and you will... suffer.

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--> '''Dan:''' When you think of this night... and you will... suffer.''suffer''.
26th Oct '15 6:01:01 PM Conradus
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-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier," pulls out a pin to puncture the balloon he's trapped him with and gets an absolutely crazed look on his face, ''"... than me."''

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-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier," pulls out a pin awl to puncture the balloon he's trapped him with and gets an absolutely crazed look on his face, ''"... than me."''
26th Oct '15 5:10:35 PM Conradus
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-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier," pulls out a pin to punture the balloon he's trapped him with and gets an absolutely crazed look on his face, ''"... than me."''

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-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier," pulls out a pin to punture puncture the balloon he's trapped him with and gets an absolutely crazed look on his face, ''"... than me."''
26th Oct '15 5:09:46 PM Conradus
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-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier ... than me. ''(pulls out a pin and punctures the balloon)''

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-->'''Harry:''' Cleaver, you may be younger. You may be faster. You may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier ...crazier," pulls out a pin to punture the balloon he's trapped him with and gets an absolutely crazed look on his face, ''"... than me. ''(pulls out a pin and punctures the balloon)''"''
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