History Awesome / Futurama

* Go to any video of the Neutrals on [=YouTube=] and you can guarantee an equal number of likes and dislikes. Any vote in either direction will quickly be met with a vote in the opposite to maintain the balance. This being the internet, it's awesome that everyone collaborates on this. Unfortunately, with the dislike count now being hidden on videos, we'll no longer get to see this.

* Go to any video of the Neutrals on [=YouTube=] and you can guarantee an equal number of likes and dislikes. Any vote in either direction will quickly be met with a vote in the opposite to maintain the balance. This being the internet, it's awesome that everyone collaborates on this.

--->'''Slurms''': Babes... you've served me well these 40 years, but this time...I've got to party alone. There'll be other parties for you... now go! Go!\\

** Special mention goes to the sabertooth tiger in the [[{{Pun}} cat]]apult.

* "Roswell That Ends well" has the moment where after Fry becomes his own grandfather, Farnsworth says "let's just get the hell out of her already, screw history!" and thus the planet express ship storms the Roswell Air Base, Farnsworth retrieves Bender's body, Fry and Leela rescue Zoidberg, the planet express ship [[NoSell No Sells]] pretty much everything the air base could throw at it, they steal the radar dish, fly into an airplane hanger and pull a 90 degree turn upwards to escape the planes chasing it as they head straight for the wormhole, punctuated by what Farnsworth said afterwards.
---> '''Professor Farnsworth''': Choke on that, causality.

* Leela's dad [[CrazyAwesome surfing on a spaceship across a wave made of lasers]].

** But wait, there's more. At the end of the episode Leela aks whether it was Fry or the worms who came up with the idea, and Fry claims it was "probably fifty-fifty". Jump ahead to "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" and Fry managing to become a holophoner expert again without the worms and their intelligence boosting skills. From the looks of things, it was in fact Fry, not the worms.

* In "The Cryonic Woman" Fry enters into a dangerous "Death Roll" race against Butch. Both of them have to race on hover-skateboards while holding a bandanna and the last person to hold the bandanna wins, Fry manages to stay alive while narrowly avoiding various obstacles(military vehicles firing at one another) and at the end he manages to win via fake-out as Butch is crying over a scraped knee(being a kid and all), Fry pretends to be concerned for a moment and then grabs the bandanna. Fry's victory echoes what Leela said earlier in the episode about Fry fitting in so well in the 31st Century.

** The Professor makes a quick stop in time with the Time Machine. Being him, you think he's off to do something science or engineering related. Nope, he ''freaking explodes'' Hitler via [[FrickinLaserBeams laserbeam]]. All the way from ''New York''.

** Fry managing to play the holophoner, and playing it beautifully.

** Fry leaping onto the Machina Magnifica to take it down. And what he says makes it even more awesome: "There's always going to someone smarter than you, so the only way you can be happy is to make the most of what you've got!" And he actually does manage to stop the machine... by jamming the gears ''with his own body''.

--->'''Hermes:''' Nowadays we have a kind of game played entirely on video.

---> '''Hermes:''' You see, Fry, in de future we have a kind of game played entirely on computers. We call it a ''video game.''
---> '''Fry''' ''(trying hard not to laugh):'' A 'video game' you say? Golly! You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works!

--> '''Zoidberg''': My name isn't Slick! It's Zoidberg! [[PrecisionFStrike JOHN F***G ZOIDBERG]]!!

** The most awesome part of Zoidberg winning is when Clamps is squeezing Zoidberg's head tightly. Zoidberg starts howling in pain. Clamps delivers a PreMortemOneLiner.

** Zoidberg looks up at Clamps and calmly delivers his own PreMortemOneLiner.

* Zapp Brannigan usually just screws up everything, but he gets a minor one. Aliens are invading Earth and the president of Earth thinks they are looking for him (they're not), so he is determined to sacrifice all of Earth to save himself. Zapp simply decides he's had enough and just kidnaps the guy, puts him in a sack, and gives him up to the aliens, while everyone who watched him do it clapped.
** And for good measure, one guy kicks the president in the sack as he's dragged away.
* The [[spoiler: final moments of Slurms [=McKenzie=], as he parties so hard that it makes the cave collapse around him, preventing the Slurm Queen from chasing the Planet Express crew.]]
--->'''Slurms''': [[spoiler:Babes... you've served me well these 40 years, but this time...I've got to party alone. There'll be other parties for you... now go! Go!]]\\
'''Bender''': [[spoiler:''* With a sad look in his eye and a salute prepared* '' Party on, Slurms...]]\\
'''Slurms''': [[spoiler:Party on, contest winners... ''* cave begins collapsing around him* '' Party on...]]

* For Leela: In "Raging Bender" when she discovers that her old martial arts instructor Fnog was controlling Destructor, and lays an epic beatdown on him in retaliation for his years of sexism against her.

* Fry gets a small moment when he tries to fight off the Robot Mafia in "Bender gets Made". Sure, the Robot Mafia catches up with them, but he did pretty well for Fry.
** Hell, Fry did good by anyone's standards. Note that he was managing to out-pilot the Robot Mafia, while at the same time keeping a running fire-fight with them, having to man the ship via a pulley system while he was up in the main turret. The only reason the robots caught up with them at all was because of Leela's hugging the IdiotBall.
* In "''A Bicyclops Built For Two''" Fry actually manages to use ObfuscatingStupidity. Despite his large supplies of genuine stupidity. Also, he's not a useless sack of hair when it comes to one very specific skill set...
--> '''Hermes:''' You see, Fry, in de future we have a kind of game played entirely on computers. We call it a ''video game.''
--> '''Fry''' ''(trying hard not to laugh):'' A 'video game' you say? Golly! You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works!
--> ''(GilliganCut to Fry annihilating everybody else's characters)''
** In the same episode, upon escaping a dungeon and sneaking into the forbidden valley, Fry discovers four other castles as well as four other alien brides. Upon Alcazar's duplicitous nature's exposure, all five brides administer their would-be groom a very satisfying beat down.

*** His entrance line earlier in the scene:
----> '''Morgan Proctor''': I'm afraid he's lost in the master "in" pile. And it would take some sort of giant mechanical atomic powered sorting machine to find him.
----> '''Hermes''': You rang?

* After the Omicronians are offended by Earthicans eating their young as fast food items and are about to eat Leela in lieu of eating everyone on the planet, Zapp and Kif swap her out for an orangutan dressed like her. This ploy ''actually works'' up until a smelly hippy ruins everything by pointing it out to the Omicronians.
** And then Lrrr just eats him whole. The audience applauds.
* In the Anthology of Interest 1, after the planet full of Benders finish construction on the giant Bender, the giant takes off into space as the music shifts into Black Sabbath's Iron Man for a few seconds. Repeat: giant Bender soaring through space with Black Sabbath for music.
** The fight between Giant Bender and Giant Zoidberg. The best part? [[spoiler: [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Zoidberg wins.]]]]
* Bender diving on a friggin' grenade to save his buddies in "War is the H-Word". Robot or no, if this was real life, he'd be getting the highest decorations of bravery that can be bestowed on his shiny metal ass. More so in retrospect when you consider that he has no backup unit, and is ultimately as mortal as his meatbag compatriots.
--> "If they put me on a stamp, tell them to use the Young Bender!"

* Zoidberg outfoxing Santa Claus and electrocuting him also has a shine of brilliance.

* For Fry: In "Time Keeps on Slipping", we learn that he literally moved the stars to spell out "I Love You Leela" in space. [[spoiler: Turns into a TearJerker when the message gets destroyed and Fry tries to get Leela and Bender to remember it, and fails. Made even more heartbreaking by the end shot of Fry staring out into space while Bender whistles a slow, sad version of "Sweet Georgia Brown."]]

* In the episode ''Godfellas''... ''GOD'' gets a CMOA after sending Bender back to Earth where Fry and Leela have left some monks locked in a laundry cupboard. Fry decides that their god will save them, but Bender goes to rescue the monks, saying "Fat chance! God isn't gonna do jack! He told me as such Himself!" Then we cut back to God who says to himself...

** To clarify, God has BASICALLY told him that he doesn't know where Earth is and doesn't listen to prayers (Apparently he tuned them out a while ago.) this is all however a BatmanGambit to send him home and get the monks out of the closet, and to safety. Making Bender think that in order for him to get something done, you have to do it yourself. Returning to the quote above.

* In "Insane in the Mainframe", Fry [[spoiler: thinks he's a robot and Roberto, who has just broke out of the insane asylum, and has robbed the bank for the 3rd time. Roberto asks "Hey, Red. You're just in time for the hostage situation. Which side do you want to be on?" to which Fry replies "The side that kicks your twisted, metal ass." Fry has a can of oil in his jacket and is stabbed only to have the knife puncture the can and make Roberto think he's a battledroid and thus reason enough to jump out the window]].
** Even better is [[spoiler:that prior to the jump, Roberto straight up threw his knife at Fry. While it got him in the arm, he was ''so convinced'' he was a battledroid that he ''did not stop'']][[note]]However, Roberto deserves at least a couple points as [[spoiler:seeing the wound soon after is what snaps Fry out of his delusion]].[[/note]]

* What about Fry in the episode "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid"? IdiotHero Fry outsmarting a giant brain of all things, trapped in an endless labyrinth of plot holes and bad spelling. Too bad nobody remembers anything to acknowledge him for it.
** When he's told that he has to fight the "Big Brain" but has no idea where to find it, he immediately reasons as follows: "A giant brain is basically a giant nerd, and where would a giant nerd be?" ''{{Gasp}}'' "The library!" [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight He's right]].
* "Parasites Lost". Fry engaging in a fencing duel against the king of parasitic worms, inside his body, threatening to kill himself (and subsequently the parasites). Also the parasites were improving Fry's body so he was fighting to know if Leela loved him or his improved self.
-->'''Parasite King:''' He's bluffing! No being would ever willingly make an idiot out of himself!
-->'''Fry:''' Obviously, ''you've'' never been in love!

*** But wait, there's more. At the end of the episode Leela aks whether it was Fry or the worms who came up with the idea, and Fry claims it was "probably fifty-fifty". Jump ahead to "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" and Fry managing to become a holophoner expert again without the worms and their intelligence boosting skills. From the looks of things, it was in fact Fry, not the worms.

** This is slightly mitigated by the fact that [[{{Jerkass}} he threw the dog into the lava in the first place]].
*** But then, it's made completely awesome again ''because'' he chose to dive back in after the dog after chucking it into the lava - he did it just because he realized how much his actions upset Fry and overcame his own jealousy to fix his mistake.

** And his less-than-stunning musical number after getting his old hands back counts as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment}}s. Especially after he sees Leela's reaction. [[spoiler:Note the quality gets better right before the credits.]]

* Another one of Fry happens in ''Three Hundred Big Boys'' after he drinks his 100th cup of coffee, turning him from a paranoid, jittery caffeine overdosed mess into a cool, collected and Speed-Force-powered Flash-like superhero, giving him the superhuman speed needed to calmly put out the museum fire and evacuate, by hand, every single person - all within a few blurry seconds.
** Could also double as a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} as well, because of how leisurely he acts while evacuating everyone and putting out the fire.
* A subtle one arises in the episode "The Why of Fry", when Fry discovers that the Nibblonians set up his cryogenic freeze and his new life in the future as a {{plan}} against the Brain Spawn. The dialogue while he's angrily choking Nibbler might've been meant as absurd humor, but that last line comes off as a CMOA for Fry, especially since he's such a passive victim so often:
-->'''Fry''': Well, why couldn't you just ask me?
-->'''Nibbler''': We were afraid you would refuse.
-->'''Fry''': Of course not, I love the future.
-->'''Nibbler''': Then why are you choking me right now?
-->'''Fry''': Because I ''don't'' like being used!

** From the same episode, Leela goes on a private ice-skating date with the mayor's aide. When a group of orphans come by and want to skate, Leela wants them to come in, but her date refuses. What does she do? She ''stuffs his badge in his mouth'' and leaves him. Then Leela takes out a picture of him and lets Bender destroy it with one of his fire-burps.
* How can you not mention the episode where Zoidberg SETS A FLAG ON FIRE and blows up an entire alien fortress?
** Made all the more awesome when one considers that the alien fortress was sent by his home planet to enslave Earth for sentencing Zoidberg to death for eating the flag in the first place. Blowing up a fortress? Awesome. Doing it to save the people who want you dead? That takes some real male jelly my friend.
** We can't forget Mr. Waterfall! As he said, he didn't condone what Zoidberg did, but he was willing to fight and die for his freedom to do it. That takes some ''serious'' gumption.

** The episode also contains a likely OffscreenMomentOfAwesome as well. Think about it: [[spoiler:Leela likely conked out from the poison shortly after getting stung and began hallucinating. So who piloted the ship home? Either Fry, who'd suffered a ''penetrating injury'' to his abdomen but still chose to fly on in concern of Leela's health, or Bender, who got off of his lazy metal ass (not for the first time) and piloted the ship to safety without making a mess of anything]].

* Near the end of ''[[TheMovie Bender's Big Score]]'', when [[spoiler:the forces of Earth engage in a space battle against the nudist aliens' fleet, with Hermes directing them, [[ThemeMusicPowerUp and the theme song blaring]]]].

--> '''Al Gore''': Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly ''lasers'' instead of deadly slideshows.
* ''The Beast With a Billion Backs'':
** Kif gets one when he [[spoiler:punches Brannigan straight in the guts at the end of the movie]].

*** In an act that would cross the MoralEventHorizon if it weren't for RefugeInAudacity: Bender reunites with his long-lost robot son, [[spoiler:then punts the child into a vat of magma for the [[DealWithTheDevil Robot Devil]], in exchange for an army to TakeOverTheWorld with]].

*** The epic battle at the end of the movie when he [[spoiler:uses an army of [[SpacePirates Space Pirate]] [[LegionsOfHell Legions of Robot Hell]] to attack Heaven, pulling it down to Earth and taking eternal "bliss" away from an ''entire universe'' of people]].

* Seeing Kif finally stand up to Zapp by punching him in the stomach for having sex with Amy.
* How about the one in ''Into The Wild Green Yonder'', where Bender bends a freaking BRICK WALL in half to escape?
-->'''Bender:''' It's not on the list of approved bendables, but I'M... SO... GREAT!
** Then there was the scene where the Feministas are pointing guns at Zapp Brannigan, Bender is suddenly behind them pointing ''several'' guns at them!
** Not to mention how he won the universal poker tournament, without knowing what his cards were, with a friggn' beer coaster!

* ''Lethal Inspection'' shows Hermes at one of his best moments in the series, hacking an unhackable bureaucra-scan terminal and saving Bender ''while trapped in a burning building''. And limboing his way out of the wreckage.
--> Bender: He did it! [[UnflinchingWalk And he's not looking back at that cool explosion!]] He's a hero!!
** Well, [[spoiler:it wasn't unhackable. He was lying, and it used to be his computer and recognized him.]] Still pretty badass though.
* The episode ''The Late Phillip J. Fry'', where the Professor makes a quick stop in time with the Time Machine. Being him, you think he's off to do something science or engineering related. Nope, [[spoiler: he ''freaking explodes'' Hitler via [[FrickinLaserBeams laserbeam]]. All the way from ''New York''.]]
** He can't be bothered [[spoiler: stopping to kill Hitler a second time]]
-->Professor: [[spoiler: [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Slow down the time machine, I'll shoot Hitler out the window. Darn, I missed and hit Eleanor Roosevelt by mistake.]]]]
** But on the bright side, [[spoiler: he managed to create an entire alternate history where World War II and the Holocaust ''never happened'']].
** [[FridgeBrilliance It gets even better]] when you consider it as the final evolution of [[CharacterizationMarchesOn his new "Screw history!" attitude by the end of "Roswell That Ends Well."]]
** Frankly, the entirety of the last five minutes of this episode was awesomeness pure. There's just something epic about [[spoiler: a couple of guys and a robot sitting back with a case of beer and witnessing creation end. ]]
*** [[spoiler: And start over again.]]
*** [[spoiler: ''Twice''.]]

** Also, near the end, where Fry [[spoiler: pulls a Moses and parts a wave of sewage!]]

* From "Rebirth", Fry [[spoiler:protects Leela from the ship ''exploding around them''. Though his body was destroyed, when we see Leela she doesn't even have a scratch.]]
--->'''Fry:''' [[spoiler:I'll protect you, Leela. My love is stronger than the vast majority of explosions.]]
* Farnsworth gets one, with some help, at the end of The Prisoner Of Benda. While fighting the emperor's evil cousin in a [[ChainsawGood Chainsword]] Duel, Farnsworth, in Bender's body is momentarily defeated- Only to open up his compartment, releasing 20 [[NinjaPirateRobotZombie Robot Midget Clowns]] with [[ChainsawGood Chainswords]]. By the time you appreciate the BrickJoke, the Emperor's cousin is sliced to pieces.

---> ''This one is for Big Bertha!''
*** ... followed immediately by a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} as Farnsworth over-commits with his first strike and stabs into the podium.
---> ''That is '''not''' what I meant to give you for Big Bertha.''

--> '''Clamps''': Looks like an all-you-can-kill Lobsterfest!

--> '''Zoidberg''': That offer was for a limited time only.

** The end of the episode where Bender tries to cut a pizza, only to be overruled by Zoidberg-- he slams his claw down on the table and shouts "[[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass YOU DO AND I'LL]] [[PrecisionFStrike F***ING]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!]]" Bender sits down, and everybody-- including Hermes, the one who typically abuses Zoidberg the most-- watch in fear as Zoidberg slowly cuts the pizza.

* In "A Clockwork Origin", [[TheFundamentalist Dr Banjo]] attempts to call out the Professor on the missing link in evolution. He asks where this "mythical creature" that stands between man and ape is. The Professor promptly pulls out a hologram with ''Homo erectus'' (I think). Banjo then mockingly asks where the link is between ''Homo erectus'' and ape, and is instantly presented with ''Homo habilis''. This continues about 16 times! If such a trope existed, Crowning Moment Of Science would apply!
** And when it gets to the point where Farnsworth can't name another hominid, he actually ''goes out and discovers it.'' Granted, Dr. Banjo then undermines him, but still, not bad for the Professor.
* Bender gets a major one in ''Ghost in the Machines'', in which, as a ghost, [[spoiler:he possesses the Robot Devil, and crushes him underneath a rolling sphere, all in an attempt to save Fry from his death. Even if the Robot Devil lived, doing something as awesome as possessing the devil and then [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu killing yourself while inside the devil's body]] is pretty epic and a monumental feat]].
** ButWaitTheresMore [[spoiler:After such a selfless act to save Fry, Bender is taken to Robot Heaven... and possesses robot [=GOD=], popping his own arms out of the Apple-styled god and beating him up until he says "Just ''go''!" and punts him back to Earth. ]]
** [[spoiler: And ''then'', Bender's body parts (his body had been disassembled to use the parts for various things) reassemble in a very [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Iron Giant-esque]] way, Bender's ghost goes back into his body, and what's the first thing Bender says after coming back to life? "I'm back, baby."]]

* In ''The Duh-Vinci Code'', Fry leaping onto the Machina Magnifica to take it down. And what he says makes it even more awesome: "There's always going to someone smarter than you, so the only way you can be happy is to make the most of what you've got!" And he actually does manage to stop the machine... by jamming the gears ''with his own body''.
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}; Bender drives into a fountain at the Vatican to steal money, and ends up fighting a ''FREAKING KRAKEN'' for it, which ends in a shootout. Best part, Bender emerges unharmed and acts nonchalant about it.

* From ''Law & Oracle'', Fry quit being a delivery boy and became a policeman, and was actually ''good'' at it. He even managed to set up a BatmanGambit that foils the aforementioned oracle who has the power of prescience.

* In ''A Farewell To Arms''. When Mars is pulled VERY close to Earth, and the characters on both planets are running parallel to each other, each group looking up at the other. Ends in the most awesome possible way when the Mars group JUMPS down to Earth. Stop and think about it. They JUMPED from Mars to Earth.

* In ''Fun on a Bun'', Fry leads an army of Neanderthals against an army wielding future technology and is able to pull a victory against them. Even taking on Leela in single combat and holding his own pretty good.

* Bender saving Earth from turning supernova in "The Inhuman Torch"
** The entire episode counts via FridgeBrilliance: since we find out Bender ''wasn't'' causing all those fires, that means that the whole time he was genuinely being heroic. BENDER!

-->'''Bender:''' Hahahaha! It's funny because it's mean.
-->'''Zoidberg:''' [[OneLiner Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here forever]].

* The last few minutes of "The Six Million Dollar Mon" are a nonstop parade of these for [[ButtMonkey Zoidberg]], who saves Hermes' life at the last possible second of a CyberneticsEatYourSoul situation by transplanting his brain into his restitched human body, ''[[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext using]]'' [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the restitched body to hold the tools ventriloquist-dummy style]], [[BeyondTheImpossible while harmonizing with himself on his own version of the Monster Mash]]. Seconds after this he lays a ''highly'' perceptive TheReasonYouSuckSpeech on the newly-revived Hermes without losing an ounce of his good cheer in doing so, [[VitriolicBestBuds being convinced that their relationship is one of friendly sniping]]. He doesn't so much [[ThrowTheDogABone get thrown a bone]] as personally exhume the entire Cretaceous period.

* The last few minutes of "The Six Million Dollar Mon" are a nonstop parade of these for [[ButtMonkey Zoidberg]], who saves Hermes' life by transplanting his brain into his restitched body, ''[[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext using]]'' [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his restitched body to hold the tools ventriloquist-dummy style]], [[BeyondTheImpossible while harmonizing with himself on his own version of the Monster Mash]]. Seconds after this he lays a ''highly'' perceptive TheReasonYouSuckSpeech on the newly-revived Hermes without losing an ounce of his good cheer in doing so, [[VitriolicBestBuds being convinced that their relationship is one of friendly sniping]]. He doesn't so much [[ThrowTheDogABone get thrown a bone]] as personally exhume the entire Cretaceous period.

* The last few minutes of "The Six Million Dollar Mon" are a nonstop parade of these for [[ButtMonkey Zoidberg]], who saves Hermes' life by transplanting his brain into his restitched body, ''[[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext using]]'' [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his restitched body to hold the tools ventriloquist-dummy style]], [[BeyondTheImpossible while harmonizing with himself on his own version of the Monster Mash]]. Seconds after this he lays a ''highly'' perceptive TheReasonYouSuckSpeech on Hermes without losing an ounce of his good cheer in doing so, [[VitriolicBestBuds being convinced that their relationship is one of friendly sniping]]. He doesn't so much [[ThrowTheDogABone get thrown a bone]] as personally exhume the entire Cretaceous period.

-->'''Zoidberg:''' ''(seeming hurt)'' Never...been friends? ''([[BaitAndSwitch Amused]])'' Ouch! What a zinger! Well, here's one for you, Mr. Not-My-Friend Conrad! ''(He sits on a stool and lifts Hermes onto his lap ventriloquist-dummy style.)'' You acted like a big jerk. You were selfish and stupid, and you don't deserve a wife like [=LaBarbara=] ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny LaBarbara smiles]])'' or a friend like me!

* The last few minutes of "The Six Million Dollar Mon" are a nonstop parade of these for [[ButtMonkey Zoidberg]], who saves Hermes' life by transplanting his brain into his restitched body, ''[[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext using]]'' [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his restitched body to hold the tools ventriloquist-dummy style]], [[BeyondTheImpossible while harmonizing with himself on his own version of the Monster Mash]]. Seconds after this he lays a ''highly'' perceptive TheReasonYouSuckSpeech on Hermes without losing an ounce of his good cheer in doing so, [[VitriolicBestBuds being convinced that their relationship is one of friendly sniping]]. He doesn't so much [[ThrowTheDogABone get thrown a bone]] as personally dig up an entire skeleton.

-->''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny The Planet Express crew, Dwight and LaBarbara silently express amusement and misgiving]].)''

-->''(He dances joyfully out of the room.)''

-->''(The Planet Express crew, Dwight and [=LaBarbara=] silently express amusement and misgiving.)''

-->'''Hermes:''' ''(who has been forced to thank Zoidberg by [=LaBarbara=])'' Zoidberg, I know we have never been friends, but I appreciate what you did. Thank you.

-->''(The Planet Express crew, Dwight and [=LaBarbara=] silently express amusement and horror.)''

-->'''Zoidberg:''' Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here forever.
-->'''(He dances joyfully out of the room.)'''

-->'''Hermes:''' ''(who has been forced to thank Zoidberg by LaBarbara)'' Zoidberg, I know we have never been friends, but I appreciate what you did. Thank you.
-->'''Zoidberg:''' ''(seeming hurt)'' Never...been friends? ''([[BaitAndSwitch Amused]])'' Ouch! What a zinger! Well, here's one for you, Mr. Not-My-Friend Conrad! ''(He sits on a stool and lifts Hermes onto his lap ventriloquist-dummy style.)'' You acted like a big jerk. You were selfish and stupid, and you don't deserve a wife like LaBarbara ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny LaBarbara smiles]])'' or a friend like me!
-->''(The Planet Express crew, Dwight and LaBarbara silently express amusement and horror.)''

-->'''(He dances joyfully out of the room.)''

** [[FridgeBrilliance It gets even better]] when you consider it as the final evolution of his new "Screw history!" attitude by the end of "Roswell That Ends Well."