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* One of the rare times a guest has a Moment of Awesome over Basil; Basil is not happy about having a Cockney chap by the name of Mr. Brown in his hotel, especially since he is now advertising to the higher classes. He believes Mr. Brown to be an idiot, even going so far as to patronisingly add that Barcelona is in Spain, when explaining the communication problems with Manuel. When said communicaton problems begin as per usual, Mr. Brown turns around and explains the request to Manuel in '''fluent Spanish,''' much to Manuel's delight. Of course, Basil won't admit to his snobbery [[spoiler: and it turns out Mr Brown is from the CID,]] but it's nice to see Basil's rudeness get shot down when it's not called for.
* Throughout the series, getting Sybil angry is a very large worry. Considering her reaction when [[spoiler:she finds out about the construction folly in episode 2,]] this is a very, very, ''very'' justified worry. Sybil the dragon faced with an optimist... She can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her ''tongue''!

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* One of the rare times a guest has a Moment of Awesome over Basil; Basil is not happy about having a Cockney chap by the name of Mr. Brown in his hotel, especially since he is now advertising to the higher classes. He believes Mr. Brown to be an idiot, even going so far as to patronisingly add that Barcelona is in Spain, when explaining the communication problems with Manuel. When said communicaton communication problems begin as per usual, Mr. Brown turns around and explains the request to Manuel in '''fluent Spanish,''' much to Manuel's delight. Of course, Basil won't admit to his snobbery [[spoiler: and it turns out Mr Brown is from the CID,]] CID, but it's nice to see Basil's rudeness get shot down when it's not called for.
* Throughout the series, getting Sybil angry is a very large worry. Considering her reaction when [[spoiler:she she finds out about the construction folly in episode 2,]] 2, this is a very, very, ''very'' justified worry. Sybil the dragon faced with an optimist... She can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her ''tongue''!



* In 'The Kipper and the Corpse', Basil [[spoiler: escapes all consequences by climbing into a laundry basket while his wife is left to mop up his mess. Cue end of episode]]. RefugeInAudacity, obviously.

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* In 'The Kipper and the Corpse', Basil [[spoiler: escapes all consequences by climbing into a laundry basket while his wife is left to mop up his mess. Cue end of episode]].episode. RefugeInAudacity, obviously.
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* The end of "The Hotel Inspectors", where after dealing with the insufferably picky Mr. Hutchinson for the entire episode, finally just slams two cream pies into his face and crotch, pours a pitcher of milk into his briefcase, and throws his prissy ass out the door.

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* The end of "The Hotel Inspectors", where after dealing with the insufferably picky Mr. Hutchinson for the entire episode, Basil finally just slams two cream pies into his face and crotch, crotch (while Manuel pours a pitcher of milk into his briefcase, briefcase), and throws his prissy ass out the door.
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-->'''Basil:''' I'll ruin you. You'll never waitress in Torquay again!
-->'''Polly:''' "Waitress"?! That's a joke! I help out at reception, I clean the rooms, I deal with the tradesmen, I mend the switchboard, I change the fuses, and if you think my duties now include impersonating members of your family you've got one more screw loose than I thought! I'm not doing it, do you understand? You get yourself out of it, it's nothing to do with me.
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---> '''Sybil''': O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds! I've seen better organized creatures than you running round farmyards with their heads cut off! Now collect your things and ''get out''! I never want to see your or any of your men in my hotel again!

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---> '''Sybil''': O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds! I've seen better organized creatures than you running round farmyards with their heads cut off! Now collect your things and ''get out''! I never want to see your you or any of your men in my hotel again!
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* Even Manuel gets one when he stands up for himself after Basil asks him to make paella but Terry tries to stop him. It leads to a fight but still.

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'''Series Two'''

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* In 'The Kipper and the Corpse', Basil [[spoiler: escapes all consequences by climbing into a laundry basket while his wife is left to mop up his mess. Cue end of episode]]. RefugeInAudacity, obviously.

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'''Series One'''
* In 'The Kipper and One of the Corpse', rare times a guest has a Moment of Awesome over Basil; Basil is not happy about having a Cockney chap by the name of Mr. Brown in his hotel, especially since he is now advertising to the higher classes. He believes Mr. Brown to be an idiot, even going so far as to patronisingly add that Barcelona is in Spain, when explaining the communication problems with Manuel. When said communicaton problems begin as per usual, Mr. Brown turns around and explains the request to Manuel in '''fluent Spanish,''' much to Manuel's delight. Of course, Basil won't admit to his snobbery [[spoiler: escapes all consequences by climbing into a laundry basket while his wife and it turns out Mr Brown is left from the CID,]] but it's nice to mop up his mess. Cue end of episode]]. RefugeInAudacity, obviously.see Basil's rudeness get shot down when it's not called for.



* In "Communication Problems", the one time the show gets you on Basil's side, because his obnoxiousness is fully justified as he's standing up to an insufferable and dishonest persnickety customer.
-->'''Mrs. Richards''': When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that!\\
'''Basil''': That is Torquay, Madam.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Well, it's not good enough.\\
'''Basil''': Oh? And may I ask what you were ''expecting'' to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeests sweeping majestically--\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Don't be silly. What I wanted was a view of the sea.\\
'''Basil''' ''(pointing)'': You ''can'' see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.\\
'''Mrs. Richards:''' I would need a telescope to see that!\\
'''Basil''': Then may I recommend you try moving to a hotel closer to the sea! Or preferably in it.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Right, now, listen to me: I'm not satisfied. However, I have decided to stay here. But I shall expect a reduction.\\
'''Basil''': Why? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
* Likewise, the end of the hotel inspectors episode, where after dealing with the insufferably picky Mr. Hutchinson for the entire episode, finally just slams two cream pies into his face and crotch, pours a pitcher of milk into his briefcase, and throws his prissy ass out the door.

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* In "Communication Problems", the one time the show gets you on Basil's side, because his obnoxiousness is fully justified as he's standing up to an insufferable and dishonest persnickety customer.
-->'''Mrs. Richards''': When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that!\\
'''Basil''': That is Torquay, Madam.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Well, it's not good enough.\\
'''Basil''': Oh? And may I ask what you were ''expecting'' to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps?
The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeests sweeping majestically--\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Don't be silly. What I wanted was a view of the sea.\\
'''Basil''' ''(pointing)'': You ''can'' see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.\\
'''Mrs. Richards:''' I would need a telescope to see that!\\
'''Basil''': Then may I recommend you try moving to a hotel closer to the sea! Or preferably in it.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Right, now, listen to me: I'm not satisfied. However, I have decided to stay here. But I shall expect a reduction.\\
'''Basil''': Why? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
* Likewise, the
end of the hotel inspectors episode, "The Hotel Inspectors", where after dealing with the insufferably picky Mr. Hutchinson for the entire episode, finally just slams two cream pies into his face and crotch, pours a pitcher of milk into his briefcase, and throws his prissy ass out the door.



* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneWoman Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans.

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'''Series Two'''
* In "Communication Problems", one of the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneWoman Polly]] finally few times the show gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him you on Basil's side, because his obnoxiousness is fully justified as he's standing up to an insufferable and dishonest persnickety customer.
-->'''Mrs. Richards''': When I
pay her for a view, I expect something more interesting than that!\\
'''Basil''': That is Torquay, Madam.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Well, it's not good enough.\\
'''Basil''': Oh? And may I ask what you were ''expecting'' to see
out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeests sweeping majestically--\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Don't be silly. What I wanted was a view of
the nose before agreeing sea.\\
'''Basil''' ''(pointing)'': You ''can'' see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.\\
'''Mrs. Richards:''' I would need a telescope
to any further plans.see that!\\
'''Basil''': Then may I recommend you try moving to a hotel closer to the sea! Or preferably in it.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Right, now, listen to me: I'm not satisfied. However, I have decided to stay here. But I shall expect a reduction.\\
'''Basil''': Why? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?



* One of the rare times a guest has a Moment of Awesome over Basil; Basil is not happy about having a Cockney chap by the name of Mr. Brown in his hotel, especially since he is now advertising to the higher classes. He believes Mr. Brown to be an idiot, even going so far as to patronisingly add that Barcelona is in Spain, when explaining the communication problems with Manuel. When said communicaton problems begin as per usual, Mr. Brown turns around and explains the request to Manuel in '''fluent Spanish,''' much to Manuel's delight. Of course, Basil won't admit to his snobbery [[spoiler: and it turns out Mr Brown is from the CID,]] but it's nice to see Basil's rudeness get shot down when it's not called for.


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* In 'The Kipper and the Corpse', Basil [[spoiler: escapes all consequences by climbing into a laundry basket while his wife is left to mop up his mess. Cue end of episode]]. RefugeInAudacity, obviously.
* In "The Anniversary", [[OnlySaneWoman Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans.
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** John Cleese once said that the only thing he didn't like about that scene was that the screams of laughter from the studio audience drowned out that last line.

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* In 'The Kipper and the Corpse', Basil [[spoiler: escapes all consequences by climbing into a laundry basket while his wife is left to mop up his mess. Cue end of episode]]. {{Refuge in Audacity}}, obviously.
* Throughout the series, getting Sybil angry is a very large worry. Considering her reaction when [[spoiler:she finds out about the construction folly in episode 2,]] this is a very, very, ''very'' justified worry. Sybil the dragon faced with an optimist... She can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her ''TONGUE''!

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* In 'The Kipper and the Corpse', Basil [[spoiler: escapes all consequences by climbing into a laundry basket while his wife is left to mop up his mess. Cue end of episode]]. {{Refuge in Audacity}}, RefugeInAudacity, obviously.
* Throughout the series, getting Sybil angry is a very large worry. Considering her reaction when [[spoiler:she finds out about the construction folly in episode 2,]] this is a very, very, ''very'' justified worry. Sybil the dragon faced with an optimist... She can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her ''TONGUE''!''tongue''!



---> '''Sybil''': We have used O'Reilly three times in the last year and each time it has been a fiasco! That wall out there is still not done! You had him in to change a washer in November and we didn't have any running water for two weeks!
---> '''Basil''': Well he's not really a plumber, dear!
---> '''Sybil''': Well then, why did you hire him? ''Because he's cheap!''
---> '''Basil''': Oh, I wouldn't call him ''cheap'', Sybil!
---> '''Sybil''': Well, what WOULD you call him, then?
---> '''Basil''': Well...cheap-ish...
---> '''Sybil''': And the reason he's cheap is because he's no bloody good! -she stomps on Basil's foot-
---> '''Basil''': OOH, Sybil, you do exaggerate! I mean, he's not brilliant...
---> '''Sybil''': Not brilliant? He belongs in a zoo! -she kicks Basil in the shin-
---> '''Basil''': OW, Sybil, you never give anyone the benefit of the doubt!
---> '''Sybil''': He's shoddy, he doesn't care, he's a liar, he's incompetent, he's lazy and he's nothing but a half-witted, thick Irish joke!
---> '''Basil''': [[RightBehindMe Hello O'Reilly]], we were just talking about you, and then we got on to another Irish builder we knew. God, he was awful!
---> '''Sybil''': I was talking about you, Mr. O'Reilly.

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---> '''Sybil''': --->'''Sybil''': We have used O'Reilly three times in the last year and each time it has been a fiasco! That wall out there is still not done! You had him in to change a washer in November and we didn't have any running water for two weeks!
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weeks!\\
'''Basil''': Well he's not really a plumber, dear!
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dear!\\
'''Sybil''': Well then, why did you hire him? ''Because he's cheap!''
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cheap!''\\
'''Basil''': Oh, I wouldn't call him ''cheap'', Sybil!
--->
Sybil!\\
'''Sybil''': Well, what WOULD you call him, then?
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then?\\
'''Basil''': Well...cheap-ish...
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cheap-ish...\\
'''Sybil''': And the reason he's cheap is because he's no bloody good! -she ''(she stomps on Basil's foot-
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foot)''\\
'''Basil''': OOH, Sybil, you do exaggerate! I mean, he's not brilliant...
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brilliant...\\
'''Sybil''': Not brilliant? He belongs in a zoo! -she ''(she kicks Basil in the shin-
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shin)''\\
'''Basil''': OW, Sybil, you never give anyone the benefit of the doubt!
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doubt!\\
'''Sybil''': He's shoddy, he doesn't care, he's a liar, he's incompetent, he's lazy and he's nothing but a half-witted, thick Irish joke!
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joke!\\
'''Basil''': [[RightBehindMe Hello O'Reilly]], we were just talking about you, and then we got on to another Irish builder we knew. God, he was awful!
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awful!\\
'''Sybil''': I was talking about you, Mr. O'Reilly.



--> '''Mrs. Richards''': When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that!
--> '''Basil''': That is Torquay, Madam.
--> '''Mrs. Richards''': Well, it's not good enough.
--> '''Basil''': Oh? And may I ask what you were ''expecting'' to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeests sweeping majestically--
--> '''Mrs. Richards''': Don't be silly. What I wanted was a view of the sea.
--> '''Basil''' (pointing): You ''can'' see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.
--> '''Mrs. Richards:''' I would need a telescope to see that!
--> '''Basil''': Then may I recommend you try moving to a hotel closer to the sea! Or preferably in it.
--> '''Mrs. Richards''': Right, now, listen to me: I'm not satisfied. However, I have decided to stay here. But I shall expect a reduction.
--> '''Basil''': Why? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

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--> '''Mrs. -->'''Mrs. Richards''': When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that!
-->
that!\\
'''Basil''': That is Torquay, Madam.
-->
Madam.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Well, it's not good enough.
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enough.\\
'''Basil''': Oh? And may I ask what you were ''expecting'' to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeests sweeping majestically--
-->
majestically--\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Don't be silly. What I wanted was a view of the sea.
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sea.\\
'''Basil''' (pointing): ''(pointing)'': You ''can'' see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.
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sky.\\
'''Mrs. Richards:''' I would need a telescope to see that!
-->
that!\\
'''Basil''': Then may I recommend you try moving to a hotel closer to the sea! Or preferably in it.
-->
it.\\
'''Mrs. Richards''': Right, now, listen to me: I'm not satisfied. However, I have decided to stay here. But I shall expect a reduction.
-->
reduction.\\
'''Basil''': Why? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?



--> '''Basil:''' And if you ever come back, '''I shall kill you.'''

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--> '''Basil:''' -->'''Basil:''' And if you ever come back, '''I shall kill you.'''



--> '''Boy's mother:''' He's very clever, rather highly strung.
--> '''Basil:''' Yes, yes, he should be.

--> '''Boy:''' (about his chips) They're the wrong shape.
--> '''Basil:''' Oh dear, what shape do you usually have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smartie shape? Amphibious landing craft shape? Poke-in-the-eye shape?

--> '''Boy:''' (about the mayonnaise) That's puke, that is.
--> '''Basil:''' Well at least it's fresh puke.

** Oh and to top it off, he gives him an "accidental" slap on the head too.

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--> '''Boy's -->'''Boy's mother:''' He's very clever, rather highly strung.
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strung.\\
'''Basil:''' Yes, yes, he should be.

--> '''Boy:''' (about -->'''Boy:''' ''(about his chips) chips)'' They're the wrong shape.
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shape.\\
'''Basil:''' Oh dear, what shape do you usually have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smartie shape? Amphibious landing craft shape? Poke-in-the-eye shape?

--> '''Boy:''' (about -->'''Boy:''' ''(about the mayonnaise) mayonnaise)'' That's puke, that is.
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is.\\
'''Basil:''' Well at least it's fresh puke.

puke.
** Oh and to To top it off, he gives him an "accidental" slap on the head too.
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* The American guest, Hamilton, getting every other guest to protest Basil's bad service.

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* The American guest, Mr. Hamilton, getting every other guest to protest destroying Basil's bad service. "we have had many satisfied customers" act by asking the other guests (whom he had not interacted with) if they were satisfied. They were not.

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---> '''Sybil''': We have used O'Reilly three times in the last year and each time it has been a fiasco! That wall out there is still not done! You had him in to change a washer in November and we didn't have any running water for two bloody weeks!
---> '''Basil''': Well he's not really a plumber, dear.
---> '''Sybil''': Why did you hire him? ''Because he's cheap!'' And the reason he's cheap is because he's no bloody good!
---> '''Basil''': You never give anyone the benefit of the doubt! He's not brilliant...
---> '''Sybil''': Not brilliant? He belongs in a zoo! He's shoddy, he doesn't care, he's a liar, he doesn't care, he's incompetent, he's lazy and he's nothing but a half-witted, thick Irish joke!

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---> '''Sybil''': We have used O'Reilly three times in the last year and each time it has been a fiasco! That wall out there is still not done! You had him in to change a washer in November and we didn't have any running water for two bloody weeks!
---> '''Basil''': Well he's not really a plumber, dear.
dear!
---> '''Sybil''': Why Well then, why did you hire him? ''Because he's cheap!'' cheap!''
---> '''Basil''': Oh, I wouldn't call him ''cheap'', Sybil!
---> '''Sybil''': Well, what WOULD you call him, then?
---> '''Basil''': Well...cheap-ish...
---> '''Sybil''':
And the reason he's cheap is because he's no bloody good!
good! -she stomps on Basil's foot-
---> '''Basil''': You never give anyone the benefit of the doubt! He's OOH, Sybil, you do exaggerate! I mean, he's not brilliant...
---> '''Sybil''': Not brilliant? He belongs in a zoo! -she kicks Basil in the shin-
---> '''Basil''': OW, Sybil, you never give anyone the benefit of the doubt!
---> '''Sybil''':
He's shoddy, he doesn't care, he's a liar, he doesn't care, he's incompetent, he's lazy and he's nothing but a half-witted, thick Irish joke!



** And then O'Reilly thinks Sybil is joking. [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Not the right reaction.]]

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** And then O'Reilly thinks Sybil is joking. [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Not the the]] [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech right reaction.]]]]
---> '''Sybil''': O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds! I've seen better organized creatures than you running round farmyards with their heads cut off! Now collect your things and ''get out''! I never want to see your or any of your men in my hotel again!
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** [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The ensuing argument.]]
---> '''Sybil''': We have used O'Reilly three times in the last year and each time it has been a fiasco! That wall out there is still not done! You had him in to change a washer in November and we didn't have any running water for two bloody weeks!
---> '''Basil''': Well he's not really a plumber, dear.
---> '''Sybil''': Why did you hire him? ''Because he's cheap!'' And the reason he's cheap is because he's no bloody good!
---> '''Basil''': You never give anyone the benefit of the doubt! He's not brilliant...
---> '''Sybil''': Not brilliant? He belongs in a zoo! He's shoddy, he doesn't care, he's a liar, he doesn't care, he's incompetent, he's lazy and he's nothing but a half-witted, thick Irish joke!
---> '''Basil''': [[RightBehindMe Hello O'Reilly]], we were just talking about you, and then we got on to another Irish builder we knew. God, he was awful!
---> '''Sybil''': I was talking about you, Mr. O'Reilly.
** And then O'Reilly thinks Sybil is joking. [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Not the right reaction.]]
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* One of the rare times a guest has a Moment of Awesome over Basil; Basil is not happy about having a Cockney chap by the name of Mr. Brown in his hotel, especially since he is now advertising to the higher classes. He believes Mr. Brown to be an idiot, even going so far as to patronisingly add that Barcelona is in Spain, when explaining the communication problems with Manuel. When said communicaton problems begin as per usual, Mr. Brown turns around and explains the request to Manuel in '''fluent Spanish,''' much to Manuel's delight. Of course, Basil won't admit to his snobbery [[spoiler: and it turns out Mr Brown is from the CID,]] but it's nice to see Basil's rudeness get shot down when it's not called for.

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* One of the rare times a guest has a Moment of Awesome over Basil; Basil is not happy about having a Cockney chap by the name of Mr. Brown in his hotel, especially since he is now advertising to the higher classes. He believes Mr. Brown to be an idiot, even going so far as to patronisingly add that Barcelona is in Spain, when explaining the communication problems with Manuel. When said communicaton problems begin as per usual, Mr. Brown turns around and explains the request to Manuel in '''fluent Spanish,''' much to Manuel's delight. Of course, Basil won't admit to his snobbery [[spoiler: and it turns out Mr Brown is from the CID,]] but it's nice to see Basil's rudeness get shot down when it's not called for.for.

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* Another example of a guest being so much more ruder than Basil that we're completely on his side is the bratty boy from "Gourmet Night," and dear lord is he on a roll this time:

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* Another example of a guest being so much more ruder than Basil that we're completely on his side is the bratty boy from "Gourmet Night," and dear lord is he on a roll this time:
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-->'''Basil:''' I'm fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don't you syringe the donuts out of your ear and get some sense into the dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours?

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-->'''Basil:''' I'm fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don't you syringe the donuts out of your ear and get some sense into the dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours?yours?
* One of the rare times a guest has a Moment of Awesome over Basil; Basil is not happy about having a Cockney chap by the name of Mr. Brown in his hotel, especially since he is now advertising to the higher classes. He believes Mr. Brown to be an idiot, even going so far as to patronisingly add that Barcelona is in Spain, when explaining the communication problems with Manuel. When said communicaton problems begin as per usual, Mr. Brown turns around and explains the request to Manuel in '''fluent Spanish,''' much to Manuel's delight. Of course, Basil won't admit to his snobbery [[spoiler: and it turns out Mr Brown is from the CID,]] but it's nice to see Basil's rudeness get shot down when it's not called for.
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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans.

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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan [[OnlySaneWoman Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans.
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* While it ultimately backfires badly on him, Basil within another rant for Sybil, quickly silences her with a firm BigShutUp in "The Psychiatrist".

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** Oh and to top it off, he gives him an "accidental" slap on the head too.


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* While it ultimately backfires badly on him, Basil within another rant for Sybil, quickly silences her with a firm BigShutUp in "The Psychiatrist".
-->'''Basil:''' I'm fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don't you syringe the donuts out of your ear and get some sense into the dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours?
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* "The Germans". Yes, ''that'' [[MemeticMutation moment]].
--> '''Basil''': I'll do [[RefugeInAudacity the]] [[RefugeInVulgarity funny]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice walk!]] [[ThoseWackyNazis *proceeds to goose-march out of the room and back in*]] ''In front of a group of German guests.'' (To be fair, [[JustifiedTrope he had a concussion]].)
** And, of course:
--> '''German Guest''': Will you stop talking about the [[WorldWarTwo war]]?!
--> '''Basil''': ''Me?'' You started it!
--> '''German Guest''': We did not!
--> '''Basil''': Yes you did! [[WorldWarTwo You invaded Poland]]!

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--> ''Basil'': I'll do the [[RefugeInAudacity funny]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice walk!]] [[ThoseWackyNazis *proceeds to goose-march out of the room and back in*]] ''In front of a group of German guests.'' (To be fair, [[JustifiedTrope he had a concussion]].)

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--> ''Basil'': '''Basil''': I'll do the [[RefugeInAudacity the]] [[RefugeInVulgarity funny]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice walk!]] [[ThoseWackyNazis *proceeds to goose-march out of the room and back in*]] ''In front of a group of German guests.'' (To be fair, [[JustifiedTrope he had a concussion]].))
** And, of course:
--> '''German Guest''': Will you stop talking about the [[WorldWarTwo war]]?!
--> '''Basil''': ''Me?'' You started it!
--> '''German Guest''': We did not!
--> '''Basil''': Yes you did! [[WorldWarTwo You invaded Poland]]!
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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans.

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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans.plans.
* "The Germans". Yes, ''that'' [[MemeticMutation moment]].
--> ''Basil'': I'll do the [[RefugeInAudacity funny]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice walk!]] [[ThoseWackyNazis *proceeds to goose-march out of the room and back in*]] ''In front of a group of German guests.'' (To be fair, [[JustifiedTrope he had a concussion]].)
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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans!

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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech''and'' TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans!plans.
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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonWhyYouSuck speach ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans!

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* In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonWhyYouSuck speach ''and'' TheReasonYouSuckSpeech''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans!
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--> '''Basil:''' Well at least it's fresh puke.

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--> '''Basil:''' Well at least it's fresh puke.puke.
*In the anniversary episode, [[OnlySaneMan Polly]] finally gets tired of Basil dragging her through insane scheme after insane scheme, gives him a TheReasonWhyYouSuck speach ''and'' forces him to pay her out the nose before agreeing to any further plans!
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--> '''Basil:''' Oh dear, what do you usually have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smartie shape? Amphibious landing craft shape? Poke-in-the-eye shape?

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--> '''Basil:''' Oh dear, what shape do you usually have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smartie shape? Amphibious landing craft shape? Poke-in-the-eye shape?
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** John Cleese once said that the only thing he didn't like about that scene was that the screams of laughter from the studio audience drowned out that last line.

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** John Cleese once said that the only thing he didn't like about that scene was that the screams of laughter from the studio audience drowned out that last line.line.
* Another example of a guest being so much more ruder than Basil that we're completely on his side is the bratty boy from "Gourmet Night," and dear lord is he on a roll this time:
--> '''Boy's mother:''' He's very clever, rather highly strung.
--> '''Basil:''' Yes, yes, he should be.

--> '''Boy:''' (about his chips) They're the wrong shape.
--> '''Basil:''' Oh dear, what do you usually have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smartie shape? Amphibious landing craft shape? Poke-in-the-eye shape?

--> '''Boy:''' (about the mayonnaise) That's puke, that is.
--> '''Basil:''' Well at least it's fresh puke.
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--> '''Basil:''' And if you ever come back, '''I shall kill you.'''

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--> '''Basil:''' And if you ever come back, '''I shall kill you.''''''
** John Cleese once said that the only thing he didn't like about that scene was that the screams of laughter from the studio audience drowned out that last line.

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