History Awesome / EverybodyLovesRaymond

11th Feb '17 6:55:58 PM Chiropteru
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-->'''Robert''': Enough, Raymond. Okay? A slow night for you is a good night for me. You have no idea what this job entails. And your attitude is an insult to me, my partner, and every other cop on the force

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-->'''Robert''': Enough, Raymond. Okay? A slow night for you is a good night for me. You have no idea what this job entails. And your attitude is an insult to me, my partner, and every other cop on the forceforce.
11th Feb '17 6:55:34 PM Chiropteru
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-->'''Robert''': Enough, Raymond. Okay? A slow night for you is a good night for me. You have no idea what this job entails. And your attitude is an insult to me, my partner, and every other cop on the force
21st Dec '16 10:46:43 AM speedyboris
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--> ''Marie''': There was no hotel... which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?\\

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--> ''Marie''': '''Marie''': There was no hotel... which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?\\
21st Dec '16 10:46:27 AM speedyboris
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* "Liars": Marie deducing that Ray and Debra were lying. By the end of it:
--> '''Debra''': Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?\\
'''Ray''': How did you do that?

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* "Liars": Marie deducing that Ray and Debra were lying. By the end of it:
lying about spending an evening in a hotel. She takes that lie and works backwards to uncover ''multiple'' lies:
--> ''Marie''': There was no hotel... which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?\\
'''Ray''': There was-- no, nothing.\\
'''Marie''': The washing machine? Having Frank fix something that wasn't broken?\\
'''Ray''': Yes, that's it! Ha ha! Gotcha!\\
'''Frank''': Why, you lousy big-nosed bastard!\\
'''Marie''': Where's the trick in that? And why do you include Michael and Geoffrey? Hmm...\\
'''Robert''': ''(to Amy)'' She's picking up a scent. Watch this.\\
'''Marie''': Why did you rush the kids upstairs? The VCR. The- the kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?\\
'''Robert''': ''(to Amy)'' This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.\\
'''Marie''': Because there ''was'' no tape for Frank to watch, which means you ''did'' watch the football the night before, because you ''didn't'' have a headache. You lied to me. You both did.\\
'''Debra''': Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?\\
'''Ray''': How did you do that?that?\\
'''Marie''': I can put things together! You think I was born yesterday?!\\
'''Frank''': [[FunnyMoments Anyone?]]
21st Dec '16 10:40:12 AM speedyboris
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'''Ray''': [[ExtremeDoormat Okay. Okay.]]

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'''Ray''': [[ExtremeDoormat Okay. Okay.]]]]
* "T-Ball": Debra and T-ball coach Bryan had a tiff earlier in the episode regarding the approved snack list for games, and Debra got mad at Ray for not supporting her. Later in the episode, Ray wants to get back in Bryan's good graces and brings all the approved snack items. A grateful Bryan wants to thank Ray, but Ray wants to keep it quiet so Debra doesn't find out he went behind her back. It backfires when Bryan insists on giving Ray the credit, leading to an epic moment of Ray snapping at Bryan:
--> '''Ray''': Will you shut up about the snack, all right?! Just shut up about the stupid, freaking snack! Here! You want the snack. Here. Take it. Take all of it. Here. Are these heaIlhy enough for you? Plantains! You couldn't just put bananas on the list, huh? I ate two of these before I found out you got to ''cook 'em''!\\
'''Bryan''': I'm sorry.\\
'''Ray''': What? You don't want to share T-ball with me? I don't want to share T-ball with you, Bryyyyyyan! By the way, your kid's costing us the game out there, okay? Yeah, that's right. ''I'm keeping score.'' Bad! I'm keeping score, and we're losing because your kid's out there eating grasshoppers. Okay? I don't think that's an APPROVED. SNACK!\\
''(Ray storms off)''\\
'''Debra''': ''(embarrassed)'' S-sorry, Bryan.\\
'''Bryan''': ''(struggling to speak)'' ...You don't have to do snacks anymore.
2nd Dec '16 7:00:09 PM Chiropteru
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'''Frank:''' [[DeadpanSnarker What day was the HIGH?]]\\

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'''Frank:''' [[DeadpanSnarker What day was the HIGH?]]\\high?]]\\
2nd Dec '16 6:56:34 PM Chiropteru
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--> '''Pat:''' This wedding, whether we like it or not, was for Amy and Robert, and you shouldn't have intruded on their moment of happiness.

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--> '''Pat:''' This wedding, whether we like it or not, was for Amy and Robert, and you shouldn't have intruded on their moment of happiness.happiness in the chapel.



--> '''Pat:''' Oh Marie, I think maybe, you were doing it for you... and you were so worried about what ''you'' wanted to express that you weren't thinking about anyone else, including your son. ...I-I think that's called ''narcissism''.

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--> '''Pat:''' Oh Marie, I think maybe, you were doing it for you... and you were so worried about what ''you'' wanted to express that you weren't thinking about anyone else, including your son. ...I-I I think that's called ''narcissism''.
2nd Jun '16 7:37:52 AM speedyboris
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'''Ray''': How did you do that?

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'''Ray''': How did you do that?that?
* "Lateness": Ray's epic JerkassHasAPoint rant to Debra when she angrily stares at him for leaving without her:
--> '''Ray''': Okay, look. Maybe I shouldn't have left, but we had a deal. It was 6:30. I didn't know that your hair got all snaggled up in your curling pole, and I left. I left, and, and that was wrong. But you know what?! You, you, it's always something. You ''say'' you don't mean to be late, but you always ''are''. I think that we're gonna look back and we're gonna see that what happened tonight was a step ''forward'' in our ''relationship''. And, and even though you're the one who broke our agreement, I brought you this lovely sports-theme bouquet. I'm glad we could just put this whole matter behind us.\\
'''Debra''': I'd like to talk about this more upstairs.\\
'''Ray''': [[ExtremeDoormat Okay. Okay.]]
26th Jan '16 1:24:41 PM speedyboris
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* Marie stands up to Frank in ''Marie's Vision' for his {{Jerkass}} behaviour. However, when Marie says they're in a loveless marriage, Frank in turn breaks her glasses, the main source of her new criticisms the whole episode.

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* Marie stands up to Frank in ''Marie's Vision' for his {{Jerkass}} behaviour. However, when Marie says they're in a loveless marriage, Frank in turn breaks her glasses, the main source of her new criticisms the whole episode.episode.
* "Liars": Marie deducing that Ray and Debra were lying. By the end of it:
--> '''Debra''': Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?\\
'''Ray''': How did you do that?
13th Jan '16 7:21:40 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Robert:''' Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder. That's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away then you have in your entire body you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you will never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend, or as a person. [turns away] Come on, Raymond.

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--> '''Robert:''' Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder. That's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away then you away, than ''you'' have in your entire body you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you will never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend, or as a person. [turns away] Come on, Raymond.
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