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* After a full episode of being made to feel inferior by the ZenSurvivor Watcher's Council, the ditziest BigBad ever to appear on the show, and a crazy KnightTemplar army of {{WellIntentionedExtremist}}s, Buffy gives a perfectly calm, almost deadpan set of demands to the council's lead DeadpanSnarker, punctuated by a thrown broadsword. The scene in all its awesomeness:

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* After a full episode of being made to feel inferior by the ZenSurvivor Watcher's Council, the ditziest BigBad ever to appear on the show, and a crazy KnightTemplar army of {{WellIntentionedExtremist}}s, [[WellIntentionedExtremist Well Intentioned Extremists]], Buffy gives a perfectly calm, almost deadpan set of demands to the council's lead DeadpanSnarker, punctuated by a thrown broadsword. The scene in all its awesomeness:
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* In their final showdown, Buffy repeatedly wails on Glory with Olaf's hammer. After spending nearly the whole season barely being able to harm her and resorting to running away and after all the crap she's pulled, seeing the Slayer kick Glory's skanky lopsided ass immensely satisfying.

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* In their final showdown, Buffy repeatedly wails on Glory with Olaf's hammer. After spending nearly the whole season barely being able to harm her and resorting to running away and after all the crap she's pulled, seeing the Slayer kick Glory's skanky lopsided ass is immensely satisfying.



-->'''Buffy''': No...(hefts the hammer) but my arm's not even tired yet.

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-->'''Buffy''': No...(hefts ''(hefts the hammer) hammer)'' but my arm's not even tired yet.
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* Buffy has finally had enough of Kennedy's shit and ''[[TakeThatScrappy decks her in the face]]'', giving her a black eye.

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* Buffy has and Kennedy have an argument and Kennedy tactlessly brings up Giles' recent death. Buffy finally decides that she's had quite enough of Kennedy's shit and ''[[TakeThatScrappy decks her in the face]]'', giving her a black eye. It took another medium, but she finally got what she deserved.
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Any show as action-packed and built on strong CharacterDevelopment as ''Buffy the Vampire Slayer'' is bound to feature some truly cathartic moments of awesome. Among the most satisfying seen in the show are:

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Any show as action-packed and built on strong CharacterDevelopment as ''Buffy the Vampire Slayer'' is bound to feature some truly cathartic moments of awesome. Among the most satisfying seen in the show are: \n

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''"What can I say? I flunked the written."'']]

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-->'''Buffy''': What are you doing here? [Spike begins to answer] Five words or less. \\
'''Spike''': [Pauses, then, counting on his fingers] Out... for... a... walk. [Pauses again]...Bitch.



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-->'''Buffy''': What are you doing here? [Spike begins to answer] Five words or less. \\
'''Spike''': [Pauses, then, counting on his fingers] Out... for... a... walk. [Pauses again]...Bitch.
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* Angel comes back to town and beats up a whole platoon of Initiative troops, including Riley. These guys managed to capture Spike with no difficulty and put a chip in his head. With Angel, they never stood a chance.
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* Giles calls Wesley a berk. A what? It's rhyming slang, it's a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome because Giles was GettingCrapPastTheRadar to call Wes a cunt. [[note]]Well, technically, anyway. 'Berk' is rather inoffensive, along the lines of 'prat' or 'twit'...but still. Go Giles.[[/note]]

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* Giles calls Wesley a berk. A what? It's rhyming slang, it's a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome because Giles was GettingCrapPastTheRadar to call calling Wes a cunt. [[note]]Well, technically, anyway. 'Berk' is rather inoffensive, along the lines of 'prat' or 'twit'...but still. Go Giles.[[/note]]
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** Just to clarify - Caleb beat Buffy, Faith and Spike like they were nothing. And Angel floored him with one punch.
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* Principal Wood lays down the law to two students caught spray-painting:
-->'''Wood''': Now, guys, look, we can settle this one of two ways. You can repaint the walls, or I can suspend you and report this little incident on your permanent record.
-->'''Punk #1''': Fine. Do that.
-->'''Wood''': OK, I was bluffing. I hadn't really thought that one through. ''(leans forward)'' Listen, this whole permanent record thing is such a myth anyway. Colleges never ask for anything past your SAT scores, and it's not like employers are gonna be calling up to check to see how many days you missed back in high school. So, listen, I-I could suspend you, ''(stands, walks around desk)'' but that would mean calling your parents, alerting your teachers, filling out paperwork, and, quite possibly, having to talk to the school board—''(sits on desk in front of them)'' all of which sounds positively exhausting to me. No. No, I think it would be much easier if I just called the police, let them deal with it. ''(looks in their eyes)'' Oh, and, in case you're wondering, this is the part where I'm not bluffing.
-->'''Punk #2''': ''(looks at the other boy)'' We'll repaint it.
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Read more at: https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=122&t=8401

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* In their final showdown, Buffy repeatedly wails on Glory with Olaf's hammer. After spending nearly the whole season barely being able to harm her and resorting to running away and after all the crap she's pulled, seeing the Slayer kick Glory's skanky lopsisded ass immensely satisfying.

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* In their final showdown, Buffy repeatedly wails on Glory with Olaf's hammer. After spending nearly the whole season barely being able to harm her and resorting to running away and after all the crap she's pulled, seeing the Slayer kick Glory's skanky lopsisded lopsided ass immensely satisfying.

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** Buffy joins the fight:
-->'''Glory''': Know what they used to do to witches, lover? Crucify 'em.
-->''Glory pulls her arm back to stab her, but Buffy appears and grabs Glory's wrist''.
-->'''Buffy''': They used to bow down to gods. Things change.

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-->'''Glory''': Lost your hammer, sweetcheeks. What are you gonna hit me with now?
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-->'''Buffy''': Whatever's handy.



* In their final showdown, Buffy repeatedly wails on Glory with Olaf's hammer. After spending nearly the whole season barely being able to harm her and resorting to running away and after all the crap she's pulled this season, this was immensely satisfying.

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* In their final showdown, Buffy repeatedly wails on Glory with Olaf's hammer. After spending nearly the whole season barely being able to harm her and resorting to running away and after all the crap she's pulled this season, this was pulled, seeing the Slayer kick Glory's skanky lopsisded ass immensely satisfying.satisfying.
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-->'''Glory''': You're just a mortal. You couldn't understand my pain.
-->'''Buffy''': Then I'll just have to settle for causing it. ''(WHAM)''
-->'''Glory''': You can't kill me.
-->'''Buffy''': No...(hefts the hammer) but my arm's not even tired yet.
-->'''Glory: Stop it.
-->'''Buffy''': You're a god. ''Make it stop''.
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* A small moment - when Warren shows up at Buffy's house with a gun, Buffy immediately pushes Xander out of the way. Instead of jumping for cover herself, she tries to save her friend.

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* Tara saving Willow from a biker demon by burying an axe in his back.
-->"No one messes with my girl!"



* While Buffy fights Dark Willow, Anya recites a spell that will weaken her, staying behind while the rest escape. This is the same woman who skipped town rather than fight at the high school battle.



* Spike killing two slayers, especially Nikki Wood (sorry Robin). This is far beyond the usual. A vampire who isn't extremely old might get very lucky and be the one to catch a slayer in a mistake, or she might be overwhelmed by a group, but that's not what happened with Spike. He purposefully, on two occasions, sought a slayer out and beat her in a fair fight. One-on-one, with no weapons other than his own fists and fangs and whatever he might find in their surroundings. And he did it before he'd been undead even one century. Im fact, Spike is so awesome InUniverse that ''there's at least one thesis by the Watcher written specifically on him''.

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* Spike killing two slayers, especially Nikki Wood (sorry Robin). This is far beyond the usual. A vampire who isn't extremely old might get very lucky and be the one to catch a slayer in a mistake, or she might be overwhelmed by a group, but that's not what happened with Spike. He purposefully, on two occasions, sought a slayer out and beat her in a fair fight. One-on-one, with no weapons other than his own fists and fangs and whatever he might find in their surroundings. And he did it before he'd been undead even one century. Im In fact, Spike is so awesome InUniverse that ''there's at least one thesis by the Watcher written specifically on him''.



* In the E-Comic "Harmony Comes to the Nation", Jane Espenson writes a Buffyverse-only one for... Creator/StephenColbert! It's a S8 tie-in. The plot? It's a two page comic showing an interview with Harmony after her show becomes big. Oh, and in his trademark style, points out her hypocrisy and stupidity.

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* In the E-Comic "Harmony Comes to the Nation", Jane Espenson Creator/JaneEspenson writes a Buffyverse-only one for... Creator/StephenColbert! It's a S8 tie-in. The plot? It's a two page comic showing an interview with Harmony after her show becomes big. Oh, and in his trademark style, points out her hypocrisy and stupidity.

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* Spike killing two slayers, especially Nikki Wood (sorry Robin). This is far beyond the usual. A vampire who isn't extremely old might get very lucky and be the one to catch a slayer in a mistake, or she might be overwhelmed by a group, but that's not what happened with Spike. He purposefully, on two occasions, sought a slayer out and beat her in a fair fight. One-on-one, with no weapons other than his own fists and fangs and whatever he might find in their surroundings. And he did it before he'd been undead even one century.

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* Spike killing two slayers, especially Nikki Wood (sorry Robin). This is far beyond the usual. A vampire who isn't extremely old might get very lucky and be the one to catch a slayer in a mistake, or she might be overwhelmed by a group, but that's not what happened with Spike. He purposefully, on two occasions, sought a slayer out and beat her in a fair fight. One-on-one, with no weapons other than his own fists and fangs and whatever he might find in their surroundings. And he did it before he'd been undead even one century. Im fact, Spike is so awesome InUniverse that ''there's at least one thesis by the Watcher written specifically on him''.
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* The Initiative are bastards, no doubt about that, but it's still awesome and even reassuring to see that we humans are able to put up at least a fairly decent fight against the demons even with no vampire slayers around.

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* The Initiative are bastards, no doubt about that, but it's still awesome and even reassuring to see that we the humans are able to put up at least a fairly decent fight against the demons even with no vampire slayers and watchers around.
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* The Initiative are bastards, no doubt about that, but it's still awesome and even reassuring to see that we humans are able to put up at least a fairly decent fight against the demons even with no vampire slayers around.
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* Buffy unching out Amy's abusive mother and deflecting her curse back at her. If nothing else, this is awesome owing as to how satisfying it was.

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* Buffy unching punching out Amy's abusive mother and deflecting her curse back at her. If nothing else, this is awesome owing as to [[CatharsisFactor because of how satisfying it was.]]
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** The First Evil has an unmistakable expression of shock and fear as Buffy rises from the ground in determination.

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* Willow has had a [[ChildhoodFriendRomance huge crush]] on Xander since they were kids. Xander has been possessed by a hyena spirit, turning him into a predatory bully. Xander has been captured and locked up, and lays on the charm trying to get Willow to let him out. As soon as she comes within reach, he lunges at her and she deftly dodges out of the way, now [[SecretTestOfCharacter knowing for certain]] she can't trust him (for the duration of his possession).



* There's a moment that establishes Buffy as the perfect {{Foil}} to Faith. She's about to stake Vampire!Willow and Willow calls out "Buffy, no!" just as Buffy had when Faith was about to stake the Deputy Mayor. Buffy is able to stop as soon as Willow calls out, showing her perfect reflexes.

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* There's a moment that establishes Buffy as the perfect {{Foil}} to Faith. She's about to stake Vampire!Willow and Willow calls out "Buffy, no!" just as Buffy had when Faith was about to stake the Deputy Mayor. Buffy is able to stop as soon as Willow calls out, showing her perfect reflexes.



* The above speech from is Willow's ''second''-best speech from the episode. Here's the best one, from where Willow reveals to Buffy that she's chosen to go to college at UC Sunnydale.
-->'''Buffy:''' I can't believe it! Are you serious? Ah, wait, what am I saying? You can't.\\
'''Willow:''' What do you mean, I can't?\\
'''Buffy:''' I won't let you.\\
'''Willow:''' Of the two people here, which is the boss of me?\\
'''Buffy:''' There are better schools.\\
'''Willow:''' Sunnydale's not bad. And I can design my own curriculum.\\
'''Buffy:''' Okay, well, there are safer schools. There are safer ''prisons''. I can't let you stay because of me.\\
'''Willow:''' Actually, this isn't about you. Although I'm fond, don't get me wrong. The other night, you know, being captured and all, facing off with Faith. Things just, kind of, got clear. I mean, you've been fighting evil here for three years, and I've helped some, and now we're supposed to decide what we want to do with our lives. And I just realized that that's what I want to do. Fight evil, help people. I mean, I think it's worth doing. And I don't think you do it because you have to. It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in.

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* The above speech from is Willow's ''second''-best speech from the episode. Here's the best one, from where Willow reveals to Buffy that she's chosen to go to college at UC Sunnydale.
-->'''Buffy:''' I can't believe it! Are you serious? Ah, wait, what am I saying? You can't.\\
'''Willow:''' What do you mean, I can't?\\
'''Buffy:''' I won't let you.\\
'''Willow:''' Of the two people here, which is the boss of me?\\
'''Buffy:''' There are better schools.\\
'''Willow:''' Sunnydale's not bad. And I can design my own curriculum.\\
'''Buffy:''' Okay, well, there are safer schools. There are safer ''prisons''. I can't let you stay because of me.\\
'''Willow:''' Actually, this isn't about you. Although I'm fond, don't get me wrong. The other night, you know, being captured and all, facing off with Faith. Things just, kind of, got clear. I mean, you've been fighting evil here for three years, and I've helped some, and now we're supposed to decide what we want to do with our lives. And I just realized that that's what I want to do. Fight evil, help people. I mean, I think it's worth doing. And I don't think you do it because you have to. It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in.



* The show gets a meta-example in that any other show would have made a big stunt out of Willow and Tara's first kiss, if they let it in at all. The episode got put in in a completely natural way, and not sexualized.



** Immediately preceding making him talk, Giles reveals that he's known the whole time that the minion was spying on them, keeping up a conversation with Willow and making her feel better about herself after a fight with Tara, then wrenches open and slams the door so hard he knocks the minion unconscious.



* Tara saving Willow from a biker demon by burying an axe in his back.
-->"No one messes with my girl!"

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* Tara saving Willow from a biker demon by burying an axe in his back.
-->"No one messes with my girl!"



** Notable because not only are she and Willow broken up at this point in time, but it emphasizes just how [[CharacterDevelopment far she's come]] from the shy girl who couldn't even get a sentence out when under scrutiny in her first appearance.



** To clarify, that was Osiris, Egyptian god of the dead. Once again, Willow attacked a ''god'' and ''hurt it''.
*** Again.



* A great Dark Willow moment: "Jonathan. Andrew. You boys like magic, don't you? [[ShockAndAwe ABDA KADABRA.]]"

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* A great Dark Willow moment: "Jonathan. Andrew. You boys like magic, don't you? [[ShockAndAwe ABDA KADABRA.]]"



* Willow [[LampshadeHanging hangs a lampshade]] on the GratuitousLatin before showing why she's one of the most powerful women in the world:
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-->'''Cordelia''': Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?
-->'''Buffy''': As defending champion, you nervous?
-->'''Cordelia''': I can hold my own. You know, we've never really been close, which is nice, 'cause I don't really like you that much, but...you have on occasion saved the world and stuff, so I'm gonna... do you a favor.
-->'''Buffy''': And this great favor is...
-->'''Cordelia''': I'm gonna give you some advice. Get over it.
-->'''Buffy''': Excuse me?
-->'''Cordelia''': Whatever is causing the Creator/JoanCollins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.
-->'''Buffy''': I think it's about time you start minding your own business.
-->'''Cordelia''': It's long past.

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-->'''Cordelia''': Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?
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you?\\
'''Buffy''':
As defending champion, you nervous?
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nervous?\\
'''Cordelia''':
I can hold my own. You know, we've never really been close, which is nice, 'cause I don't really like you that much, but...you have on occasion saved the world and stuff, so I'm gonna... do you a favor. \n-->'''Buffy''': \\
'''Buffy''':
And this great favor is...
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'''Cordelia''':
I'm gonna give you some advice. Get over it. \n-->'''Buffy''': \\
'''Buffy''':
Excuse me?
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me?\\
'''Cordelia''':
Whatever is causing the Creator/JoanCollins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now. \n-->'''Buffy''': \\
'''Buffy''':
I think it's about time you start minding your own business.
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business.\\
'''Cordelia''':
It's long past.



--> '''Angelus''': (''chuckling'') You can't do it. You can't kill me.\\
'''Buffy''': (''delivers possibly '''the most''' satisfying GroinAttack on all network television, which leaves Angelus paralysed on the floor in breathless agony, and walks away without looking back'') Give me time.

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--> '''Angelus''': -->'''Angelus''': (''chuckling'') You can't do it. You can't kill me.\\
'''Buffy''': (''delivers possibly '''the most''' satisfying GroinAttack on all network television, which leaves Angelus paralysed on the floor in breathless agony, and walks away without looking back'') Give me time.



---> '''Giles:''' In order...to be worthy...you must perform the ritual...in a tutu.

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---> '''Giles:''' -->'''Giles:''' In order...to be worthy...you must perform the ritual...in a tutu.



-->'''Buffy:''' So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it.
-->'''Joyce:''' I think what my daughter's trying to say is... Nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah.

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-->'''Buffy:''' So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it.
-->'''Joyce:'''
it.\\
'''Joyce:'''
I think what my daughter's trying to say is... Nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah.



-->You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

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-->You're --->You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.



--> '''Giles:''' How do we get the heart of the second demon?\\

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--->'''Willow''': We can't just leave you, Buff-\\

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-->'''Buffy''': "You know for someone who teaches human behavior, you might try showing some."
-->'''Professor Walsh''': "It's not my job to coddle my students."
-->'''Buffy''': "You're right. A human being in pain has nothing to do with your job." (''Walks away'')
-->'''Professor Walsh''': "I like her".

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\\
'''Buffy''': You're
right. A human being in pain has nothing to do with your job." (''Walks away'')
-->'''Professor
away'')\\
'''Professor
Walsh''': "I I like her".her.



--> '''Adam''': How can you ...\\
'''Enjoined Buffy''': You could never hope to grasp the source of our power.\\
[''Beats Adam up, punches through his chest and takes out his nuclear battery''] \\
'''Enjoined Buffy''': But yours is right here. \\

to:

--> '''Adam''': --->'''Adam''': How can you ...\\
'''Enjoined Buffy''': You could never hope to grasp the source of our power.\\
[''Beats Adam up, punches through his chest and takes out his nuclear battery''] \\
battery'']\\
'''Enjoined Buffy''': But yours is right here. here.\\



--> '''Tara's Father''': We are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?\\

to:

--> '''Tara's --->'''Tara's Father''': We are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?\\



-->'''Donny [=MacClay=]:''' Tara, if you don't get in that car, I swear by God I will beat you down.\\

to:

-->'''Donny --->'''Donny [=MacClay=]:''' Tara, if you don't get in that car, I swear by God I will beat you down.\\



--> '''Buffy''': What are you doing here? [Spike begins to answer] Five words or less. \\

to:

--> '''Buffy''': -->'''Buffy''': What are you doing here? [Spike begins to answer] Five words or less. \\



--> '''Spike:''' Guess what, bitch? I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.\\
'''Glory:''' I am a god.\\
'''Spike:''' The god of what, bad home perms?\\
'''Glory:''' Shut up! I command you, shut up!\\
'''Spike:''' Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you.

to:

--> '''Spike:''' --->'''Spike:''' Guess what, bitch? I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.\\
'''Glory:''' I am a god.\\
'''Spike:''' The god of what, bad home perms?\\
perms?\\
'''Glory:''' Shut up! I command you, shut up!\\
up!\\
'''Spike:''' Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you.



---> '''Glory''': What's this, bag of tricks?\\

to:

---> '''Glory''': --->'''Glory''': What's this, bag of tricks?\\



--> '''Willow:''' Buffy's out. Glory has Dawn. Sometime real soon, she's gonna use Dawn to tear down the barrier between every dimension there is. So if you two wanna fight, do it after the world ends, okay? All right. First we head back to Sunnydale. Xander'll take Giles to a hospital. Anya's looking after Tara. And Spike, you find Glory. Check her apartment, see if she's still there. Try anything stupid, like payback, and I will get Very Cranky. (looks at them) Everyone clear?

to:

--> '''Willow:''' -->'''Willow:''' Buffy's out. Glory has Dawn. Sometime real soon, she's gonna use Dawn to tear down the barrier between every dimension there is. So if you two wanna fight, do it after the world ends, okay? All right. First we head back to Sunnydale. Xander'll take Giles to a hospital. Anya's looking after Tara. And Spike, you find Glory. Check her apartment, see if she's still there. Try anything stupid, like payback, and I will get Very Cranky. (looks at them) Everyone clear?



--> '''Willow:''' Spike was right. Snap out of it! What you're going through right now? It's called guilt. It's an emotion, and it's important, but it's not more than that. Buffy, you have had [[TitleDrop the weight of the world]] on your shoulders since high school, and for one second you wanted it to be over. So what?! \\
'''Buffy:''' I killed Dawn. \\
'''Willow:''' Hello, your sister? Not dead yet! But she will be soon, if you don't come back to us. \\
'''Buffy:''' What if I can't? \\
'''Willow:''' Then I guess you're right. You really did kill your sister. ''[turns to walk away]'' \\
'''Buffy:''' Where are you going? \\
'''Willow:''' Where you're needed. You coming?

to:

--> '''Willow:''' --->'''Willow:''' Spike was right. Snap out of it! What you're going through right now? It's called guilt. It's an emotion, and it's important, but it's not more than that. Buffy, you have had [[TitleDrop the weight of the world]] on your shoulders since high school, and for one second you wanted it to be over. So what?! \\
'''Buffy:''' I killed Dawn. \\
'''Willow:''' Hello, your sister? Not dead yet! But she will be soon, if you don't come back to us. \\
'''Buffy:''' What if I can't? \\
\\
'''Willow:''' Then I guess you're right. You really did kill your sister. ''[turns to walk away]'' \\
'''Buffy:''' Where are you going? \\
\\
'''Willow:''' Where you're needed. You coming?



-->'''Warren''': You hit like a girl.
-->'''Xander''': Well, at least I know how to get one.

to:

-->'''Warren''': You hit like a girl. \n-->'''Xander''': \\
'''Xander''':
Well, at least I know how to get one.



--> '''Xander:''' You're not special. You're ''extraordinary''.

to:

--> '''Xander:''' -->'''Xander:''' You're not special. You're ''extraordinary''.



-->'''Spike''': You sad, sad ungrateful traitors. Who do you think you are?!
-->'''Willow''': ''[stammering]'' We're her friends. We just want-
-->'''Spike''': Oh that's ballsy of you! You're her friends and you betray her like ''this?!''
-->'''Giles''': You don't understand-
-->'''Spike''': Oh, I think I do...Rupert. You used to be the big man, didn't you? The teacher all full of wisdom. Now she's surpassed you, and you can't handle it. She has saved your lives again and again. She's ''died'' for you. And ''this'' is how you thank her?!

to:

-->'''Spike''': You sad, sad ungrateful traitors. Who do you think you are?!
-->'''Willow''':
are?!\\
'''Willow''':
''[stammering]'' We're her friends. We just want-
-->'''Spike''':
want-\\
'''Spike''':
Oh that's ballsy of you! You're her friends and you betray her like ''this?!''
-->'''Giles''':
''this?!''\\
'''Giles''':
You don't understand-
-->'''Spike''':
understand-\\
'''Spike''':
Oh, I think I do...Rupert. You used to be the big man, didn't you? The teacher all full of wisdom. Now she's surpassed you, and you can't handle it. She has saved your lives again and again. She's ''died'' for you. And ''this'' is how you thank her?!



-->[[HeyYouHaymaker Hey]]. ''(punches Caleb)''. Never cared much for preachers.
-->Oh, you are ''so gonna lose''.

to:

-->[[HeyYouHaymaker Hey]]. ''(punches Caleb)''. Never cared much for preachers. \n-->Oh, \\
Oh,
you are ''so gonna lose''.



-->'''Angel:''' Now I'm pissed. Where is he?"\\

to:

-->'''Angel:''' --->'''Angel:''' Now I'm pissed. Where is he?"\\



-->'''Toru''': ''[catches sword]'' Just like an old man. He needs his cane to stand. Doesn't know what to do with himself now that he's an ordinary vampire. Like the rest of us.\\

to:

-->'''Toru''': --->'''Toru''': ''[catches sword]'' Just like an old man. He needs his cane to stand. Doesn't know what to do with himself now that he's an ordinary vampire. Like the rest of us.\\



-->'''Buffy:''' I let you steal my Slayers. I let you twist what we were all about. I let you terrorize too many people. But now... now you've turned yourself into everything I'm not. And I'm going to stop you.
-->'''Simone:''' Good luck. The Scythe is mine.
-->'''Buffy:''' No. It's mine. ''(stakes her)'' And I'm sorry I ever used it to make you a Slayer.

to:

-->'''Buffy:''' I let you steal my Slayers. I let you twist what we were all about. I let you terrorize too many people. But now... now you've turned yourself into everything I'm not. And I'm going to stop you.
-->'''Simone:'''
you.\\
'''Simone:'''
Good luck. The Scythe is mine.
-->'''Buffy:'''
mine.\\
'''Buffy:'''
No. It's mine. ''(stakes her)'' And I'm sorry I ever used it to make you a Slayer.

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* Just come back to life and hunting down the Master, Buffy's PowerWalk set to the theme song definitely counts too.
* "You have fruit punch mouth."

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* ** Just come back to life and hunting down the Master, Buffy's PowerWalk set to the theme song definitely counts too.
* ** "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
**
"You have fruit punch mouth."
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-->'''Buffy''': Excuse me? Cordelia: Whatever is causing the Creator/JoanCollins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.

to:

-->'''Buffy''': Excuse me? Cordelia: me?
-->'''Cordelia''':
Whatever is causing the Creator/JoanCollins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.
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* Xander thinks his duplicate is evil and is using some kind of mind-control spell to make good things happen for him. Turns out, those things were happening naturally, like him getting promoted because he was doing a good job and his boss noticed.

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* Anya and Xander working together to kill the demons coming after Xander--pretty impressive for two BadassNormals.

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* Buffy's entire fight with Vampire!Simone, capping it off with her staking the rogue slayer in the chest.
-->'''Buffy:''' I let you steal my Slayers. I let you twist what we were all about. I let you terrorize too many people. But now... now you've turned yourself into everything I'm not. And I'm going to stop you.
-->'''Simone:''' Good luck. The Scythe is mine.
-->'''Buffy:''' No. It's mine. ''(stakes her)'' And I'm sorry I ever used it to make you a Slayer.
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* After Angelus has dissed him for the thousandth time (and having sex with Drusilla) while he's been crippled, Spike waits for Angelus to leave, stands up out of his wheelchair and kicks it aside.

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* After Angelus has dissed him for the thousandth time (and having sex with Drusilla) while he's been crippled, Spike waits for Angelus to leave, stands up out of his wheelchair and kicks it aside.
aside. Turns out he was patiently faking the need for the wheelchair for a while.

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