History AATAFOVS / MoMechaMoProblems

->'''Dr. Myro''': [[BerserkButton Don't say that man]] [[ScienceIsBad 'wasn't meant']] [[ForceVersusDiscipline to control his environment]]. He responds to criticism quite well, and [[HypocrisyNod even acknowledges that some of the things he does aren't as he says]], but he'll unleash [[RantInducingSlight quite the tirade]], and that's if you're his ally-''CrystalDragonJesus'' help you if you're his enemy, and most people who say that are his enemies. There was this one NatureHero who said that, and while he was going to kill her anyway-she was quite the {{hypocrite}}-he...well, [[NoodleImplements let's just say it involved a scalpel, a]] TomeOfEldritchLore, [[NoodleImplements a pack of the]] [[ClockRoaches Hounds of Tindalos]], [[NoodleImplements and a generous donation to the Institute For Healthy Time Travel]].

After a bit of watching the antics of the heroes trying to put the base's defenses together, and [[ContemplateOurNavels philosophising on what it is to wait for something that you don't know the face of]] (and seeing Krystal as a WrenchWench) we then cut to Naked Boss emerging in a LostWoods-type area. After the [[ItsQuietTooQuiet unnatural silence of the area begins too freak him out]], a group of [[TheBlank Nightgaunts]] (yes, from Creator/HPLovecraft) begin to fly at him [[DeathInAllDirections from every conceivable direction]], [[AlienGeometries and even a few that aren't]]. After [[LampshadeHanging complaining about this later fact]], he gets ready to fight...[[EpicFail only for Leliel to call them off]]. [[LampshadeHanging He complains about this as well]], and then follows the Nightgaunts to Leliel's EvilTowerOfOminousness.

->'''Dr. Myro''': [[BerserkButton Don't say that man]] [[ScienceIsBad 'wasn't meant']] [[ForceVersusDiscipline to control his environment]]. He responds to criticism quite well, and [[HypocrisyNod even acknowledges that some of the things he does aren't as he says]], but he'll unleash [[RantInducingSlight quite the tirade]], and that's if you're his ally-''CrystalDragonJesus'' help you if you're his enemy, and most people who say that are his enemies. There was this one NatureHero who said that, and while he was going to kill her anyway-she was [[MoralDissonance quite the hypocrite]]-he...well, [[NoodleImplements let's just say it involved a scalpel, a]] TomeOfEldritchLore, [[NoodleImplements a pack of the]] [[ClockRoaches Hounds of Tindalos]], [[NoodleImplements and a generous donation to the Institute For Healthy Time Travel]].

->'''Leliel''': [[IgnoredEpiphany *bitter laugh*]] *camera zooms in on the cockpit of the snake, revealing a winged silhouette* [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids When I was younger, that sentiment would have touched me]]...[[ChekhovsGun But believe me, I've had more than enough of people telling me off from some higher moral authority]], [[BlackAndGreyMorality idiotic as those last three words sound to me now]]..."

->'''Solo''': Yeah. [[ShoutOut I didn't know you could get so close to the Land of]] [[ClassicCheatCode 30 Lives]] and not [[ZergRush be swamped instantly]].

->'''Dr. Myro''': I don't get it. That [[MeaningfulName T-rodon]] was only combine with DNA from WillSmith! I mean, he's a badass and all, but surely the Plastic Gear would have been up to the challenge...

The actual episode begins with another message from Udite, saying that on the heroes' next mission, they should "Beware of the man who [[EyesDoNotBelongThere sees with wings]], as he is wise in ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow". Nerdly observes that he didn't direct them towards anything, meaning their next mission will "come to them". [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Avatar and Sue take this to heart]], and decide to build up the bases' defenses.

->'''Leliel''': [[GenreSavvy I could shut up now, but since you'll inevitably try to take me down if you find out the hard way]]: I want you to draw out the Vampbenders, for reasons that I do ''not'' feel like revealing. Not for long, just a half-hour or so-something that the Eye should allow you to do.

We then cut to a scene of the Vampbenders [[TemptingFate relaxing]] after completing the defenses, when sirens start blaring. [[GenreSavvy Not at all surprised by this]], the team turns on the ComputerVoice on the [[MasterComputer base's defense system]], leading to this dialogue.

->'''Nerdly''': Hold on. While I ''do'' agree that making the place HoldOutForAHero is wrong, [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy let's leave one of us here to help protect the]] MasterComputer [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy in case this turns out to be a distraction]]. [[NeverSplitTheParty In fact, leave two]].

->'''Naked Boss''': [[GenreSavvy Finally! I was tired of shouting out lame catchphrases!]]

->'''Nerdly''': ''[[InnerMonologue That's odd.]] He didn't try to [[HannibalLecture lecture]] us this time...''

->'''Dr. Myro''': I don't get it. That [[MeaningfulName T-rodon]] was only combine with DNA from WillSmith! I mean, he's a BadAss and all, but surely the Plastic Gear would have been up to the challenge...

->'''Naked Boss''': [[GetOnWithItAlready Just get to the point:]] What do I have to do to get it?

->'''Naked Boss''': *laughs again* (singsong) [[FurryFandom "Leliel is a furry, Leliel is a furry...]]

The actual episode begins with another message from Udite, saying that on the heroes' next mission, they should "Beware of the man who [[EyesShouldNotBeThere sees with wings]], as he is wise in ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow". Nerdly observes that he didn't direct them towards anything, meaning their next mission will "come to them". [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Avatar and Sue take this to heart]], and decide to build up the bases' defenses.

The episode begins, well, [[HowWeGotHere the climax]]. Avatar is staring at a [[HumongousMecha giant robotic snake]] in [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs the burning remmnants of the Story Gate]] which is [[HostageSituation constricting around his friends.]] He attempts to hit it with a [[HomemadeInventions cobble-together]] DeathRay, but it blocks it with a [[OurDragonsAreDifferent wing]]. It's then body opens to reveal [[MacrossMissileMassacre more missiles than should be possible]]. Avatar begins to run, [[{{Roboteching}} but they easily follow him]] and bombard him. [[NonFatalExplosions Having turned almost black]], he painfully turns his face to the snake, which is now looming omniously above him.

->''(Minimizes the window, pulls up a picture of a wingless him [[DeadLittleSister posing with his family]]).''

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After a bit of watching the antics of the heroes trying to put the base's defenses together, and [[ContemplateOurNavels philosophising on what it is to wait for something that you don't know the face of]] (and seeing Krystal as a WrenchWench) we then cut to Naked Boss emerging in a LostWoods-type area. After the [[ItsQuietTooQuiet unnatural silence of the area begins too freak him out]], a group of [[TheBlank Nightgaunts]] (yes, from HPLovecraft) begin to fly at him [[DeathInAllDirections from every conceivable direction]], [[AlienGeometries and even a few that aren't]]. After [[LampshadeHanging complaining about this later fact]], he gets ready to fight...[[EpicFail only for Leliel to call them off]]. [[LampshadeHanging He complains about this as well]], and then follows the Nightgaunts to Leliel's EvilTowerOfOminousness.

->'''Leliel''': [[GenreSavvy I could shut up now, but since you'll inevitably try to take me down if you find out the hard way]]: I want you to draw out the Vampbenders, for reasons that I do ''not'' feel like revealing. Not for long, just a half-hour or so-something that the Eye should allow you to do.

->'''Naked Boss''': [[SchmuckBait "That just makes me more interested"]].

->'''Dr. Myro''': [[BerserkButton Don't say that man]] [[ScienceIsBad 'wasn't meant']] [[ForceVersusDiscipline to control his environment]]. He responds to criticism quite well, and [[HypocrisyNod even acknowledges that some of the things he does aren't as he says]], but he'll unleash [[RantInducingSlight quite the tirade]], and that's if you're his ally-''CrystalDragonJesus'' help you if you're his enemy, and most people who say that are his enemies. There was this one NatureHero who said that, and while he was going to kill her anyway-she was [[MoralDissonance quite the hypocrite]]-he...well, [[NoodleImplements let's just say it involved a scalpel, a]] {{Tome Of Eldritch Lore}}, [[NoodleImplements a pack of the]] [[ClockRoaches Hounds of Tindalos]], [[NoodleImplements and a generous donation to the Institute For Healthy Time Travel]].

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We then cut to a GonnaFlyNowMontage of the Plastic Gear one-shotting Dr. Myro's T-rodons, as the man himself looks more and more impressed. After we're done with that, he walks up to Naked Boss.

->'''Sue''': Oh! Sorry, [[DisContinuity I was pretending that didn't exist]].

->'''Naked Boss''': I know...It's the stupid design. They made the thing out of ''[[ShapedLikeItself plastic]]'', for crying out loud! [[EvilFrogWantsToBeAnOx How am I supposed to be a halfway competent Platonic ideal of the soldier if I can't even win!?]]