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OOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST WEB SERIES I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!
This is Chester A. Bum saying, "SPOILERS? YA GOT SPOILERS?"

There's this crazy homeless guy named Chester A. Bum! WOW, WHAT A CO-INKY-DINK, HUH?

Anyway, this bum guy does reviews where he waves his arms around and shouts about the latest blockbuster movies! HOORAY!

And in every episode, he talks about how he's on lots of drugs, and lives in a soup can, and wears a blue and orange hat!

And he's got a lot of running gags, like how every movie he sees IS THE GREATEST MOVIE HE'S EVER SEEN IN HIS LIFE, and how he keeps mispro-no-muh-mouncing words, and how he used to be something relevant to whatever he's reviewing!

I USED TO BE SOMETHING RELEVANT TO WHATEVER I WAS REVIEWING ONCE! Golly, what a weird week that was.

And sometimes he goes off on these craaaaaazy tangents that have NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING! My uncle Frankie did that once, until he was abducted by ALIENS!

And finally, he end the review by begging for change, and then some guy named Doug sums up the REAL review in one sentence! WELL SHEESH, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT THEN?

Overall, this series is hilariously sarcastic, and sarcastically hilarious. IT'S SARCASTILARIOUS! HOORAY!

So this is Troper T. Bum saying... CHANGE? YA GOT CHANGE? AW COME ON HELP A GUY OUT WILL YA? COME ON, CHANGE!

(But seriously though, Bum Reviews is pretty funny and insightful).
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