Reviews: Vampires Suck

Missed Opportunity

This was a pretty funny parody of Twilight. The problem was that there really is so much saturation of vampires in pop culture that the the movie could have done with more than just blink-and-you-miss them references to Buffy, Vampire Diaries and True Blood. Trying to follow Twilight scene-by-scene led to some dull gags eating screen time that could have been better spent.

However, it is of note that Matt Lanter is actually better looking than Robert Pattinson. Of course, it could just have been that he uses more facial expressions in this comparatively short film than Pattinson did in the entire Twilight movie series.