May be Stupendous Man
Result: Failed. 682 escaped on the way to the lead bath of doom.
Test: Hand it over to SCP-579, the [DATA EXPUNGED]
Insert something clever here
Result: [[DATA EXPUNGED]]
Test: Offer to return back to it's point of origin.
Sir B. Capitalist Socialist
Result: Failure. After locating the dimension it was from and sending it back, the people on the pther side through him back.
"Clearly no one else wants him either.
Test: Inject him with a lethal dose of every drug in existence. Times one million.
"And in addition, he shall SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY."- Dr. dogg
You are funny. Go to gulag.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Result: Failure. SCP-682 danced around for a few minutes like a drunken fool, but eventually calmed down with no ill effects.
Test: Send him up against every other SCP in the Foundation at once.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Test denied - the risk of SCP-682 adapting to have the powers of the ENTIRE SCP database was too high.
"If that happens, we're all [EXPLETIVE]." -Agent [REDACTED]
Test: Expose SCP-682 to bad pop music.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Result: Failure. It just pissed him off even more.
Test: Force 682 to watch the deaths of his favorite Game of Thrones characters over and over again.
Sir B. Capitalist Socialist
Result: he eventually simply adapted to not have eyes or ears, so that he didn't have to bear their deaths.
Test: DOOMBLADE!
You are funny. Go to gulag.
May be Stupendous Man
Result: Failed. 682 is a black creature. Test: Do the thing with 342 on Page 1 of this forum, but deliver the meal by chute, not have D-Class carry it in like last time. Last time, 682 ate the D-Class. We want to prevent that.
Insert something clever here
Result: Failed. SCP-682 refused to eat the ticket-laced meal, instead glaring at the obervers.
Test: Soak a D-class in SCP-447, then have him charge at SCP-682.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Denied. Dr. Engie, you are to be temporarily remove from this project, effective immediately. -Dr Eage
Test: Defeat the so called "undefeatable" 682 in a series of quick time events.
Result: Failed. 682 was much quicker than we thought.
Test: Write 682's name in a Death Note.
Result: Failure. Surprisingly, we were able to acquire a Death Note. Unfortunately, as SCP-682's true name is unknown, the test attempt failed.
Test: Make a deal with that weird demon guy who just appeared next to us for something called "Shinigami Eyes", and use them to ascertain SCP-682's true name.
May be Stupendous Man
Result: Failed. 682’s name is a suicide-inducing cognitohazard.
Test: Trap 682 in a universe made to destroy him.
Insert something clever here
Result: Failed. SCP-682 conquered the universe made to destroy it, just like we tried last time using SCP-826
Test: pit SCP-682 against thanos with infinity gauntlet, anti-monitor, D-reaper and Dagon.
May be Stupendous Man
Result: XK-class end of the world scenario. SCP-2000 used to revert history back to its past state.
Test: Extract 682’s life force, then feed aforementioned life force to 058.
Insert something clever here
That Videogame Character
Result: After [expunged] a heavily mutated 058 breached containment having a similar voice to 682
Test: Use the ability of SCP 313
"If temperatures 4 times the temperature of the sun dosent fry 682 I dont know what will" Dr. Kinro
Cuz' logíc
May be Stupendous Man
Result: 682 temporarily adapted to the intense temperatures.
Test: Ask all the all-knowing SC Ps what can destroy 682, then do whatever is needed.
Insert something clever here
Sir B. Capitalist Socialist
Result: Just about every SCP scoffed at us, saying: You're trying to kill 682? Are you Nuts?
"Clearly this is going to be even harder than we first thought.
Test: Have a wraith (from Stargate Atlantis) absorb it's age.
You are funny. Go to gulag.
Result: 682 absorbed the wraith's age.
Test: Summon Clavicus Vile
and have him grant our wish for 682's destruction.
Result
Wish was denied. Destruction of SCP would lead to a Class-XC End-of-Universe Scenario.
Guys, we seriously can't keep using Thamiuels all the time Dr [REDACTED]
Test
Relocation of SCP-682 to Mars.
That Videogame Character
Result: SCP 682 was able to adapt to not need oxygen and simply used its wings to fly back to earth to eat more civilians
"Thoes thoes wings are starting to piss me off!" - Dr. Kinro
Test: Send 682 to a planet with a pre-industrial race of humanoids
"Will this get him to leave us to more important matters or what" - Dr. Kinro
edited 9th Feb '15 7:28:48 PM by DrKinro
Cuz' logíc
Hmmm...
Result: failure. They worship him as a god and have advanced to the space age for the sole purpose of sending it back to earth.
Test: be really nice to it for 54 minutes, then drop a nuc-u-lar bomb on it.
Result: Failure. SCP-682 ignored all attempts to be nice to it, instead killing ██ D-class personnel.
"Diplomacy is not an option, it seems." -Agent [REDACTED]
Test: Nanomachines, son!
"Elaborate." -Agent [REDACTED]
Test: Use billions of Nanomachines designed to target SCP-682's body cells to disassemble it on the atomic scale. Afterwords, use more Nanomachines to destroy each individual part of SCP-682 while it is in the disassembled state.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Sir B. Capitalist Socialist
Result: 682 slowly regenerates into uncountable clones. They fight to the death and absorb each other until only one remains.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Oh, and it appears to defy physics."- Dr. Gold
Test: MASTER SPAAAAAARK!
You are funny. Go to gulag.
We're trying to kill this thing. Assuming the attempt fails, it's gonna get pissed off anyway. Oh, and Calvin, possession is not mind control.