We try to kill SCP-682

Result: cancelled. It's not worth the risk violating necromancy rules and summoning the power of hell to rain fire upon humanity.

"DO NOT LET HIM OUT!!!!" Dr. Gears

Test: pit it against Lavos. Either way, we're rid of one evil.

Result: Cancelled as every time we summoned it a group lead by a red headed mute boy came and killed it. Test: Put it on a space station and make it watch cheesy movies, the worst we can find.

Result: Failure. It simply enjoyed them at first, but then decided that it would be fun to breach contianment and kill [REDACTED] D-class personnel.

"That didn't work before, and it didn't work now."- Dr. O'malley.

Test: Strap it in a car, loaded with disintegration bombs, and have Dr. Gerald control it remotely.(He drives like a drunken madman!)

Result: SCP-682 eats Dr. Gears. Test aborted.

Test: Shoot Dr. Clef with a Stand Arrow, and have him fight SCP-682.

edited 13th Nov '14 9:44:39 PM by Edrobot

Result: failure. Dr. Clef's now more powerful stand was not enough to inflict lethal damage to 682.

"I'm still trying to figure out how Dr. Clef got a hold of these powers."- 05-8

Test: send him into the GGO tournament and get death gun to use the death gun on 682.

Alternate Test: same as previous test.

"Dr. Gerald is the driver. If Dr. Gears was eaten why didn't we still go through with the test?"- Dr. Wily

edited 14th Nov '14 11:53:14 AM by CapitalistSocialist

RESULT: The Death Gun didn't work, and SCP-682 was declared champion.

ALTERNATE RESULT: Dr. Gerald is dead, so the test can't be performed.

Test: Have SCP-682 fight Aizen.

Result: SCP-682 simply sat there until Aizen tired, and then proceeded to eat him.

Test: Have SCP-682 fight the One Above All.

The One Above All happily greeted 682, as The Presence arrived and did the same. They enjoyed several hours of chatting, and when we tried to make them fight, a large quantity of personnel were ████████████████████████. Test failed.

Feed it fruit.

Result: Absolute failure. SCP-682 gained the ability to commune with fruits, leading to a massive containment breach lead by an army of apples.

Test: Kill SCP-682.

edited 18th Nov '14 5:23:35 PM by Xcano

Result: But HOW do we kill it?

Test: mlg noscope 360 that n00b.

Result: SCP-682 shot in the head with accompanying dubstep and doritos. Quickly regenerated.

Test: Apply a lethal amount of force to SCP-682.

Result: failure. It developed shock absorbing glands that kept the force from doing anything.

Test: send it through a stargate with the iris closed.

"since it's matter can't reintegrate, it won't be able to regenerate, as it will no longer exist."- Dr. Carter

edited 19th Nov '14 11:24:56 AM by CapitalistSocialist

Result: Failure. SCP-682 refused to enter the Stargate, responding with a smarmy "What the [REDACTED] were you thinking I'd do?"

Test: Insert a book depicting Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles wielding the Monado III into SCP-826. Then take SCP-682 into SCP-826's room and let Shulk and SCP-682 battle.

Dr. Smith: "It's a blade that predicts the future and can kill gods, If this doesn't work, I don't know what will."

edited 20th Nov '14 4:55:18 PM by LightInfinity

Result: Absolute failure. SCP-682 adapted the ability to predetermine outcomes. Predicting exactly what would happen in the next 3 hours, 682 proceeded to dodge and kill [REDACTED] personnel.

Test: Send people hopping through time to find SCP-682's origin. Kill the person who created it.

Result: failure. SCP 343 created SCP 682, and we can't kill a scp that is like god. That would cause an XK class end-of-the-world scenario.

"What did you think would happen?"- Dr. Cossack

Test: Use a sadistic, sociopathic AI to torture and study SCP 682 for all eternity, or until we find a way to kill it completely.

oops, my bad

edited 21st Nov '14 2:59:51 PM by CapitalistSocialist

He adapted major strength and durability to compensate, as well an indomitable will, and managed to escape and destroy the AI.

Use Sasori's one hundred puppets to attack and kill him.

343 did not create 682. He literally said that "he isn't one of mine." 343 can't even see him.

Result: Failure, SCP-682 simply barged through the puppets and into Sasori.

Test: Using the knowledge that SCP-682 was not created by SCP-343, try again with killing its creator in the past.

edited 21st Nov '14 2:04:07 PM by Xcano

Result: failure. We were successful in tracking 6832's creator this time, but it proved to be far more powerful than 682 itself, as it was in fact an elder of 682's species.

"Doesn't that technically make him 682's father?"- Dr. Gerald 2.0

Test: Make it face off against Bob's robot master army from the Bob and George comics, while fighting Bob as Darth Volcanus.

"And if my robots don't kill him, I WILL!"- Dr. Volcanus

edited 21st Nov '14 3:04:22 PM by CapitalistSocialist

Result: ...Success. It was discovered that SCP-682 gets a sort of "cancer" caused by the slight genetic deformities that occur every time it regenerates. SCP-682 did destroy most of the army, but was severely weakened by this cancer. Eventually the army took over and eliminated the rest of SCP-682. The only remaining parts of SCP-682 is the cancer, but that is easily trapped within a simple steel cell and is non-hostile, as far as we can tell.

Test: Nothing.

edited 26th Nov '14 6:06:14 PM by Xcano

Result: SCP-682 suddenly expanded, breaking free and snapping necks.

Test: Gouge out his eyes, and replace them with rubber balls.

Result: failure. It's eyes grew back and the balls popped out.

"Why did anyone think that would work?"- Dr. Light.

Test: pit him against the reapers.

"That will work. At the very least, he's under my control."- Dr. Shepard

Scp 682 killed them and somehow escaped out into the world

"Why did anyone think that would work?" Dr. Beaver

Make it play Scp Containment Breach

edited 29th Nov '14 7:20:52 PM by Beaver

Result: it won. on ALL difficulties.

Test: subject it to unending failures and stress until its personality fragments into enough pieces required to render it docile.

edited 29th Nov '14 9:09:47 PM by CapitalistSocialist

Result: Failed. SCP 682 became "pouty" after the last few failures. 682 then proceeded to go off into what could only be described as a massive hissy fit.

Test: Expose SCP 682 to SCP 113. Hopefully the resulting change in gender will either damage him, or cause substantial mental trauma.

Result: There was mental trauma. I'm now allowed to take class-A amnesiacs until the image is burned out of my mind. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Test: Have one of the D-class point their finger at it and go bang, as if firing a gun.