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The Nunnery:

That's why you use moisturizing shaving cream, silly.

is my daughter's skin smooth?

And Eldnah, I assume you mean waxing? shaving irritates the skin and leaves tiny hard hairs...there's when creams come into play...

Hate Machine
Until the hair starts to grow back in, which can be anywhere from hours to days after shaving. Then you have stubble, and that's rougher than any unmoisturized skin.

Well, that's why I specified "recently."

Hate Machine
Noimporta, no, I mean that shaving removes the uppermost, dead layer of the skin as well as hair. My face is much softer and smoother after shaving, and I see no reason why the same should not hold true for chests.

 104 Furiko Maru, Fri, 17th Apr '09 7:44:48 PM from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
Whenever conversations of stuff like this come up in real life, I always feel ridiculous because of how up-front and matter-of-fact everyone suddenly becomes, while I shut the hell up for once. 'Cause I'm essentially the modern equivalent of an Edwardian upper-middle-class chick. *reddens slightly*

 105 Matrix, Fri, 17th Apr '09 7:45:40 PM from The Matrix, Canada Relationship Status: Less than three
quidf scire vis?
Heeheehee...

Why not join the fun, Furiko?

We don't bite.

:D
 106 Lull The Conqueror, Fri, 17th Apr '09 7:46:23 PM from eternal loli Hell
Not all of us do, anyway. evil grin
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
 107 Matrix, Fri, 17th Apr '09 7:47:06 PM from The Matrix, Canada Relationship Status: Less than three
quidf scire vis?
Unless, of course, you like being bitten.
Did someone say "sexy vampires"?

 109 Set, Fri, 17th Apr '09 7:49:06 PM from Orokin Tower 3, by the pizza parlor. Relationship Status: Writing a love letter
*Charge!*
Actually, Furiko, you can submit to the Internet's anonymity. Everyone knows you here, but not in person (i think).

Besides, i'm with Matrix (damn, i cant believe i actually said that!). We won't bite. Much.

On topic: My BIG fetish is on glasses. I think grrrls look great with those things on!
Also, beware the Dengue-bearing 2-inch mosquito!
 110 Troll Post, Fri, 17th Apr '09 8:01:04 PM from troll post crusher

 111 Furiko Maru, Fri, 17th Apr '09 8:10:20 PM from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
It's not an "I'll-never-be-able-to-look-them-in-the-face-again" thing, it's an "I-don't-feel-right-talking-about-this-at-all" thing. I'm... kinda repressed.

Um... I can't feel any attraction towards stupid people; does that count? I mean, it's ruined most porn for me forever, since I don't know who these allegedly sexy people are.

Ninja, much?

edited 17th Apr '09 8:11:53 PM by FurikoMaru

 112 Lull The Conqueror, Fri, 17th Apr '09 8:13:26 PM from eternal loli Hell
Furiko: Well, you have an excellent anti-fetish, at least. It's one that I myself share.

This is why when a friend or friends points out an attractive person with some indication of approval, expecting me to go "Whooo, (s)he's hot!", I typically just nod and say "yeah." Even assuming the person in question actually is attractive to me, eye candy doesn't particularly excite me.
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
 113 Arilou, Fri, 17th Apr '09 8:26:15 PM from Quasispace
Taller than Zim
It's more of an anti-kink I guess, but I'm a straight guy and I don't find lesbians at all sexy.

In fact, it kind of vaguely annoys me ("Oh, I'm supposed to find this sexy?") it's expanded to the level where the presence of lesbians in a show actually makes me less likely to watch it (I won't diss stuff completely because of it, but I do count it as a negative)

Interestingly enough gay men doesen't get that reaction, and there are a few exceptions (like the first few volumes of Strangers in Paradise.
"No, the Singularity will not happen. Computation is hard." -Happy Ent
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I think it was probably because I was raised in a pretty liberal household, and had a fairly sex-positive upbringing, but I never bought into the idea of sex being dirty. Probably as a result of this, I also never bought into the idea of dirty things being sexy.

I find a deliberately cultivated "Bad Girl" image extremely offputting. You don't have to be a Puritan to think it's bad to be bad, and good to be good. I'm much more attracted to Good Girls, who are also into sex.

Also, while not all nudity is sexual, I find sexual nudity more appealing than any provocative clothing a person can wear.

I'm not without a few kinks of my own, but I hate associating them with naughtiness or deviancy.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.
It's not an "I'll-never-be-able-to-look-them-in-the-face-again" thing, it's an "I-don't-feel-right-talking-about-this-at-all" thing. I'm... kinda repressed.
Seems a little odd, since this is the same person who knew about condoms at five years old. Lovely idiosyncrasies. waii
"I have run 10 miles a day, every day, for 18 years. That's 65,000 miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon."
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I've definitely got those anti-fetishes in common with Furiko and Arilou.

Although the odd thing is that, although I don't find lesbians making out attractive, I've been attracted to a disproportionate amount of lesbians.
Again with the data mining, dear Aunt?
 117 Troll Post, Fri, 17th Apr '09 9:10:14 PM from troll post crusher

 118 Furiko Maru, Fri, 17th Apr '09 9:12:23 PM from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
@Zephid: Well, that's basic health stuff, like knowing to wash your hands after going to the bathroom or not leaving food in your room to attract bugs. The 'fun' part of sex used to genuinely freak me out; it's always depicted in fiction as being directly related to an impulse that makes people behave foolishly, and I was (and am) very keen on being taken seriously.

Aaaaand we have another piece of the tsundere puzzle. *rolls eyes*

 119 Lull The Conqueror, Fri, 17th Apr '09 9:13:33 PM from eternal loli Hell
Oh "Bob" yes. Lesbian porn aimed towards women is so much better. Of course, it's also much less common.

I've watched mainstream "girl-on-girl" (I hesitate to use the word "lesbian" for it) porn before that made me say "I don't even have a vulva, but I damn well wouldn't lick one like that."

Edit: Also, I think I need to psychoanalyze you someday, Furiko. Preferably over a bottle of wine at a nice restaurant.

Too overt? wink

edited 17th Apr '09 9:15:36 PM by Lull The Conqueror

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Not Actually Indie
I agree with the above, but I would personally just generalize it into a distaste for anyone pretending to enjoy things they actually don't for other people to watch.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.
The 'fun' part of sex used to genuinely freak me out; it's always depicted in fiction as being directly related to an impulse that makes people behave foolishly, and I was (and am) very keen on being taken seriously.
"The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable." — Lord Chesterfield

Though I don't quite understand the connection between being taken seriously and abstaining from sex, it's not an unknown idea.

edited 17th Apr '09 9:21:18 PM by Zephid

"I have run 10 miles a day, every day, for 18 years. That's 65,000 miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon."
Not Actually Indie
I think all issues about the ridiculousness of sexual positions vanish when you think about how weird it is that we actually walk on two feet.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.
I don't know, I've seen some odd positions...Randall Munroe posited the retrograde wheelbarrow, and I remember spending a drunken night debating with other people just what way was the wheelbarrow retrograded? 'Cause if you think about it...
"I have run 10 miles a day, every day, for 18 years. That's 65,000 miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon."
 124 Furiko Maru, Fri, 17th Apr '09 9:28:33 PM from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
@Zephid: As has been stated elsewhere, I was an odd child; very big on logic without actually being very good at applying it yet.

@Lull: Just a little. ^_^
 125 Fawriel, Sat, 18th Apr '09 12:09:34 AM from the bottom of my heart Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay
dead but happy
Wah, so much to reply to!

A lot of people seem to think there's something wrong with you if your first sexual experience wasn't being anally fisted by a transsexual lesbian dwarf clad entirely in rubber and/or latex in a fetish club in front of an audience of people whose outer appearance has more piercings than skin at the age of 14.
what.

Whenever conversations of stuff like this come up in real life, I always feel ridiculous because of how up-front and matter-of-fact everyone suddenly becomes, while I shut the hell up for once. 'Cause I'm essentially the modern equivalent of an Edwardian upper-middle-class chick. *reddens slightly*

*painfully restrains self from assault-hugging and cuddling the hell out of you* *sits in a corner and bites a handkerchief*

I find a deliberately cultivated "Bad Girl" image extremely offputting. You don't have to be a Puritan to think it's bad to be bad, and good to be good. I'm much more attracted to Good Girls, who are also into sex.

*assault-hugs Desertopa instead*

@Korgy: I PROMIIIIIIIIIIISE!

PS: I slept with a lesbian once!

she used me as a plushy ._.
in spite of it all
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