ITT: We must survive a dinosaur apocalypse like in Dino Crisis

Saturday, May 1, 2010. The location is a big fancy science museum where Dark Lady Celebrian does volunteer work when she's not out being a bounty hunter. Suddenly:

*giant, scaly tail crashes through the museum walls and completely destroys the marine life display*

WHAT THE HELL?! O_O ...*moves back about 10 feet*

-runs around the wall- Weird, I never thought I'd see one with skin on it. -looks to Celebrian- You alright?

RUN, STUPID! -runs-

Well, since you asked so nicely... -looks up at dinosaur and then runs after her-

-pulls the alarms, hoping it'll scare off the dinosaur as well as evacuate all the museum patrons/workers-

Oh, by the way (slowing down), I'm Keybreak. You come here often?

I do volunteer work here when there's no criminals to catch. I'm a bounty hunter.

This is quite an odd time to be making afternoon conversation. If I could just get to a safe spot, I could look at see what kind of dinosaur it is...I think it's a muttaburrasaurus...in that case we don't have to worry about it making dinner out of us, but it could still crush us all. ._.

...Back here! -dives into the planetarium area and tries to look through a hole in the wall the dinosaur made-

HUZZAH!! *spears Dino in the eye with Gae Bolg* keybreak, are you alright?

*gets attacked by dinosaurs that aren't really dinos, but don't tell that to Hollywood!*

edited 1st May '10 9:12:59 AM by SpookyMask

Thanks. -slaps Leanan five-

Looks like there's more where that came from though...there's no way we could get back to my HQ and get my weapons now....dammit.

We're gonna have to see what we have here in the museum. I wonder how the heck this is going on, anyway...

Oh, I'm alright, Leanan. My museum trip is sorta ruined though, but it's a new adventure. -psychically replaces wall-

We coulda used that hole...

Hold on, I'm gonna try to call in some reinforcements. -gets out an FBI-issue radio-

Did I mention I'm also an FBI agent?

Huh, quite a Lady of War, aren't you? I feel better freelancing. -looks to exhibit curiously- Interesting...

Ah, what a wonderful day to be at a muesem.

(Sees a velociraptor come right at me) AHHH! ( Dodges the bite from it and activates Witch Time from bayonetta to escape and runs to dark lady celebrian.)

edited 1st May '10 10:35:39 AM by Demongodofchaos

Ah, what a wonderful day to be at a muesem.

(Sees a velociraptor come right at me) AHHH! ( Dodges the bite from it and activates Witch Time form bayonetta to escape and runs to dark lady celebrian and the others.)

Punches above velociraptor, stunning it. Then joins the others.

Okay. I've got reinforcements coming in. So nobody leaves the museum.

We could use some of the old ancient Roman spears in an emergency. -passes them around-

Hmm. Never used one of these before. -powers it up so it's electrically charged- And it's kind of strange, electricity was never really my element.

I'm gonna go out on the observation deck to see what's going on here. Nobody follow me...

-goes out on the deck only to have a giganotosaurus smack it with its tail and cause the whole thing to come toppling over like a card house-

OHHHH SHIT! -runs into the museum- SITUATION! SITUATION! EVERYONE OUT NOW!!!

Me: ( runs out of there, but seeing lady celbrian being closer to the giganotasaurus made him worry a bit.)

-heads for the exit- Okay...we need to find another safe zone. Any ide...WHOA!!! -dives out of the way of flying debris thrown by another dino-

(runs toward whatever dino it was through debris and counters ti leving it dead from multiple punches and a broken back) wow, first the time slowdown and then that. I didn't know I could do that. You alright Celebrian?

Yeah. Thanks for that. I owe ya one.

-deflects another piece of debris with the spear- You know of any safe zones in this town?

edited 1st May '10 12:07:02 PM by Keybreak

...Underground! We gotta find an underground vault or something or an old 50s fallout shelter!