Get heckin crabbed
Goofus eats bananas with the skin on while moaning and making intense eye contact.
Gallant watches the eclipse with the right eye protection.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Am I a weirdo?
Goofus blows up the moon so that no one can hurt their eyes by looking at the eclipse without proper eye protection.
Gallant always cleans up after his dog when walking it through the neighborhood.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Goofus makes the dog clean up after him.
Gallant always returns his library books on time.
Cynthia at the Beach
Goofus steals the library books, and then burns them for good measure.
Gallant appreciates older works even if he prefers newer ones. "My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Goofus ensures that newer works dominate older ones, and he'll do it by erasing older works from history.
Gallant is a hero Loved by All. Everything that lives is designed to end...
Goofus is a villain Hated by All.
Gallant has really nice, clean, tidy hair.
Goofus's hair makes the most over-the-top '80s Hair styles look modest by comparison.
Gallant always yields to the right of way.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Goofus puts himself on top of the traffic priority list and couldn't care less about colliding into traffic because he thinks he owns the road.
Gallant is the Seven Heavenly Virtues personified. Everything that lives is designed to end...
(*´▽`*)
goofus can battle Aldramechs status
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Gallus eats eggs like its just a average sunday
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...
Cynthia at the Beach
Goofus force-feeds eggs to others to chooe them.
Gallant doesn't force his tastes in movies upon others.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Goofus spends his free time stalking and harassing people who like movies he hates.
Gallant wears sunscreen at the beach.
Goofus puts on ham glaze and spices while at the beach.
Gallant follows all rules in place while going caving with his buddies.
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus goes into a restricted area, damages millions of years of geological buildup, and gets stuck in a little crack forever.
Gallant gets his clients millions of dollars when companies hurt them.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Knuckles the Echidna
Goofus will never pay his clients or workers any amount of cash, thinking that his money is all his'.
Gallant always brings a Totem of Undying in handy whenever he's in dangerous, life-ending situations.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Goofus brings his Totem of Dying.
Gallant says "Can't you take a joke, after all you sure dish them out."
Cynthia at the Beach
Goofus says "Laugh at my funny jokes, or die!"
Gallant takes good care of the fish at a public aquarium as an employee. "My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
(*´▽`*)
Goofus is currenyly banned from them
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Gallant always take instructions hard to the heart
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...
Goofus follows instructions in the worst way possible while still technically complying with them.
Gallant is made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus is made of snips, snails, and puppy dog tails.
Gallant writes delightfully spine-tingling horror stories.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
The Ruined King
Goofus writes cookie cutter creepypastas that are cringy as shit.
Gallant watches TV.
Love ruins all.
Cynthia at the Beach
Goofus forces other people to watch TV for him, especially when they don't want to.
Gallant tries to be creative. "My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Knuckles the Echidna
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Goofus listens to the screams of his enemies on the radio.
Goofus' attempts at creativity are so bad they barely can be considered art.
Gallant always corrects Goofus on the various despicable things the latter has done.
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One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Goofus tries to sue Gallant into oblivion for defamation, even though he's right and has the evidence to prove it.
Gallant always shows the cook some love.
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus also shows the cook some love, consensually or not...
Gallant takes good care of his houseplants.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Remember why Goofus is at Court again?
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Gallant Eats bananas, the right way
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...