favorite Onion articles

Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001

Embrace the mindscrew

#251: Jul 30th 2011 at 1:37:13 AM

Amy Winehouse’s Grammys Returned By London Pawn Shop Out Of Respect For Deceased

Oh boy...Also check out the space race one.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.

Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001

Embrace the mindscrew

#252: Aug 6th 2011 at 2:45:41 PM

Obama: Debt Ceiling Deal Required Tough Concessions By Both Democrats And Democrats Alike

Kid Massive

Tom And Julie's Reasons For Entering Couples Therapy Explained To Silent Dinner Guests

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.

Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001

Embrace the mindscrew

#253: Aug 18th 2011 at 5:17:07 PM

Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam

Low-Budget Film Panders Just As Shamelessly As Big Studio Feature

Man Who Got 6-Figure Book Deal From His Tumblr Account Has The Fucking Nerve To Appear On National Television

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.

lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011

Dead? You thought wrong

#254: Sep 6th 2011 at 3:24:32 PM

Any video with Shelby Cross, seriously, the actress who plays her is awesome.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

BalrogKick Since: Jan, 2011

#255: Sep 6th 2011 at 11:30:53 PM

Does anyone happen to know the one written in an op-ed type of way where the guy's talking about his wife and baby and says something along the lines of "You and me and baby minus me equals you without me"? It's hard to explain but yeah, that article made me laugh so hard.

Clarste One Winged Egret Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Non-Canon

One Winged Egret

#256: Sep 26th 2011 at 11:15:00 PM

God: Human Body Not Designed To Play Football

edited 27th Sep '11 2:10:06 AM by Clarste

djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010

Secret Character

#257: Sep 27th 2011 at 12:22:19 AM

Link broken... But I searched for the article and LO Led....

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu

Clarste One Winged Egret Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Non-Canon

One Winged Egret

#258: Sep 27th 2011 at 2:09:50 AM

All links to the Onion are necessarily broken because the forums add spaces after every comma, even commas in URLs. Pretty sure every link on this page is broken.

edited 27th Sep '11 2:10:38 AM by Clarste

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001

DUMB

#259: Nov 1st 2011 at 8:58:26 PM

Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001

DUMB

#260: Dec 6th 2011 at 4:54:38 PM

Self-explanatory

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.

feotakahari Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer from Looking out at the city Since: Sep, 2009

Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer

#261: Dec 6th 2011 at 10:44:15 PM

Uh, wow.

That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful

Landstander God Of Cake from Somewhere else Since: Jan, 2001

God Of Cake

#262: Aug 26th 2012 at 5:03:47 PM

-resurrects-

Partygoers Mocked By Catering Staff, because it's so very, very true.

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!

cfive Since: Jan, 2001

#263: Aug 26th 2012 at 10:23:20 PM

Do their videos count? If so, Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales and "Is Pundit Duncan Birch a Worthless Idiot?" (Link's not working, but it's on the trope page under Day in the Limelight. Also, language warning for those at work) are my favorites.

edited 26th Aug '12 10:26:48 PM by cfive

HouraiRabbit Isn't it amazing, now I have princess wings! from Fort Sandbox, El Paso Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling