10000 Monkey Genocide

Monkey 8930 gets his paw cut off and bleeds to death.

8930’s paw is cursed and can grant wishes. It’s waiting for a poor soul, er, monkey, to grab it and make a wish.

8929 wished for immortality.

They died despite their wish because 8929 never specified WHO should get immortality.

8928 wished for a banana.

The banana was poisoned and the peel took 8927's life.

8926 wished for a extra life.

When they die, they take 8925 with them because 8925 was their extra life.

8924 wished to get married.

8924 & 8923 never came back from their honeymoon.

8922 wished for a business.

Their product killed 8921 and 8922 died from massive lawsuits.

8920, 8919, 8918, 8917, 8916, 8915, 8914, 8913, 8912 and 8911 all got slapped by the genie for thinking they got immortality

You're from 8919.

8918 got executed for adding extra monkeys.

8917 cried to death

8916 got run over by a trolley, redirected from a track with monkeys 8915-8910 tied down.

Edited by Idunnowhattoputhere on Mar 19th 2024 at 1:35:36 AM

8915-8910 died of dehydration as they couldn't reach the water

the lever came to life to kill 8909

8908 found out why zucchinis are dangerous.

The zucchinis [CENSORED] 8907 because they were Saying Too Much.

8906 poked a leopard with a stick. It didn't end well.

Sektor incinerates 8905 with his flamethrower.

8904 tried to do a sneak attack on Sektor to avenge the previous monkey's death. He gave chase to Sektor but he ended up being fried with his flamethrower too.

8903 relaxes and therefore gets spared the flamethrower wrath

8903 relaxes to the point of neglecting to live

8902 wonders how his fallen comrade relaxed so hard he forgot to live and starts doing some research. Unfortunately, he procastinates to death.

8900 and 8901 died due to a cocaine overdose.

8899 breakdanced so hard his body was torn apart.

8898 got killed by her ex, 8897, who then got shot by a spider

8891 to 8896 foolishly drank the spider's venom, killing them in the process.

8890 deigned to ally with the spider, incurring the wrath of the fly

8889 tried to bite himself with said spider to test out if he'll become a wall-crawler and a web-shooter with its venom. No, 8895, risking your life to a venomous spider would not make yourself a canon event.

Edited by TheOther36 on Mar 21st 2024 at 4:38:06 PM

8889*

8888 celebrates the fact that he's number 8888 by drinking 8888 shots of whiskey. He dies from liver failure halfway through.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 21st 2024 at 2:13:40 AM

8881 to 8887 fought for the last whiskey until they die of suffocation.

8880 tried making a cocktail where the recipe was revealed to him in a dream. You can guess how that turned out.

Monkeys 8879, 8878, and 8876 pulled a Screw This, I'm Outta Here and stole a car from the parking lot in an attempt to drive somewhere else. They crashed.