Pizza Tower rank screens for the above avatar

Let's say you could play as the above avatar in Pizza Tower, and you just finished up a level using them. How would they react according to what rank you'd get? Here's a good generalization:

• D Rank (Awful) - Either mad or just disgusted at how much you ACTUALLY SUCK. If the character has particularly high standards they might even go literally berserk.
• C Rank (Bad) - Irritated, annoyed or disappointed.
• B Rank (OK) - Neutral.
• A Rank (Nice!) - Usually happy, sometimes giving a thumbs up or so to indicate approval.
• S RANK (PERFECT) - At this point, a good portion of the time they'd be flat out shocked. If they keep composure they might just be exhilarated.
• P RANK - Pretty much the best one, the character does a quick animation before posing in the center of the screen in front of a giant letter P, usually doing some sick moves before landing in the center, turning around quickly with an ecstatic expression or anything else like that. Even the jingle is in an electric guitar rendition. Rule of Cool may be in full effect.

Feel free to tweak this formula however you'd like (including rank names (as in the text below the letter), the only thing that needs to be kept is the letter itself).

Edited by jtard on Oct 7th 2023 at 1:58:03 AM

D - Uzi's looking at the camera absolutely PISSED. fuckin malding even. she shoots at the end of the jingle
C - she looks irritated. hands fisted and all
B - she's kinda like o_o ok?
A - just a litol smile :]
S - oh she's grinning. surprisingly happy
P - Uzi cocks her gun with a serious but satisfied on her face, doing a backflip and making the perfect land. does the 🤘 sign at the end

Edited by coemedypink on Oct 7th 2023 at 5:16:32 PM

D. Jack-O' is very angry and starts throwing her jack-o-lantern grenades around, causing a lot of explosions.

C. Jack-O' is quite irritated and goes "Hmph!" while crossing her arms.

B. Jack-O' yawns.

A. Jack-O' smiles and chuckles.

S. Jack-O' laughs and dances with her jack-o-lanterns.

P. Jack-O' cheers, dances with her jack-o-lanterns, and performs her Limit Break move at the end of the dance.

Edited by clemont107 on Oct 7th 2023 at 9:08:00 AM

D: Mina angrily yells "That's just nasty!"

C: Mina sighs.

B: Mina says "I'll take it."

A: Mina says "Cool!"

S: Mina celebrates.

P: Mina looks at the viewer with a excited look on her face, before turning her back and doing a pose.

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D: Jashin's hopping mad, making a face similar to this one◊ while clenching her fists with some big fire behind her. And a mace in her right hand. She is ready to use it.

C: Jashin makes this face◊, hands on hips.

B: Jashin make a pose similar to this one◊. She doesn't seems upset or anything, but she's not overjoyed either. She slightly smile.

A: Jashin does basically just the same pose as this avatar◊.

S: Jashin seems in a trance. She makes this face◊ with some sparkles around her for some added effects.

P: Jashin is overjoyed this time. She raises her mace in the air in victory before doing a pose similar to this one◊.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 30th 2023 at 12:08:52 PM

D - Knuckles is not even there, just a note with the words “Left to Master Emerald”

C - Knuckles closes his eyes, arms crossed and waving his head in disappointment.

B - Knuckles gives a small and low thumbs up with his hand.

A - knuckles raises his fist up in the air in victory as he gives a determined look.

S - Knuckles turns super as all of the chaos emeralds circle around him, standing proud.

P - Knuckles turns Hyper as he poses on top of the Master Emerald.

D. Mission Control goes on a profanity-laced rant that's comically censored with a black bar over his mouth.

C. Mission Control yells at the screen with an angry expression.

B. Mission Control shrugs.

A. Mission Control smirks and says "Heh".

S. Mission Control smiles.

P. Mission Control does a Big "YES!"

Edited by clemont107 on Nov 28th 2023 at 6:47:41 AM

D: Penny shoots a Death Glare at you, as her glasses shine between shots.

C: Penny starts to pout in disappointment. Arms folded and disappointed.

B: Penny simply shrugs and shakes her head. She thought you could do better.

A: She gives a small smile, fixing her glasses.

S: She gives a bigger smile, with her upper teeth showing.

P: She starts to applaud you, giggling.