Trope Co. Incident Reports.

09/13/2022

To whoever is leaving the door to my lemur enclosure open: please stop. Those lemurs are not just pets. They are absolutely vital to my ability to [NOTE TO SELF: Find out what it is I actually do around here before I print this notice out].

-apocalemur

09/13/22

Blame Bob. It's usually his fault.

-Dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

9/13/22

Someone has been creating and selling "Trope NFTs".

-BackSet1

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."

9/13/2022

While I was figuring out what to do about the missing floorboard in the lobby I heard what sounded like a cry for help coming from the break room. Turns out Bob is trying to make the Incubus do a photoshoot in a maid outfit.

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Also, Makoto is going to the Gulag. Where's my fucking money, bro?

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 13th 2022 at 5:09:12 AM

GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2

9/13/2022

TURNS OUT! THE BASEMENT IS SOMEHOW OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE! So when I tried to fix up one of the last door portal things I fell outside of space and time and had find my way back. This was hell of a way to miss a meeting.

Edit: Considering Recent events Bob trying to capitalize on his pain fits with what I know from him, well, I guess I’ll turn a blind eye if anything happens.

Edited by JKBenbot on Sep 13th 2022 at 5:31:23 AM

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.

9/13/22

I went home for the day to find not one, not two, but three Boy George standees in my bedroom. Someone is taunting me.

-Pogakure

P.S.: I also found a handwritten note from Bob that said "Sorry about your Ferrari". What has he- hold on, where the fuck is my car?! Bob, you've got some explaining to do!!!

Edited by Pogakure on Sep 13th 2022 at 7:28:51 AM

BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango

9/13/2022

I just found the door fresco lying on the boardroom table, intact. I know we blew that thing to smithereens. I was there. So what the hell is going on?

~Oopity

GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2

14/09/22: Came in to work last night to find Bob collapsed on the floor surrounded by empty bottles. Clearly he has seen something he wasn't supposed to see. One of the lift doors appears to have been forced open through unknown means. Bob most likely found something at the bottom of the shaft. I have alerted security. I will not be investigating this myself. If it did this to Bob, it's probably well above my pay grade.

I was a germophobe before it was cool.

9/13/22

I walked in on Bob summoning succubi again. According to him, the Succubus was feeling lonely but I'm not buying it. This always happens when he thinks about Alice.

-BackSet1

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."

09/13/22

Bob is the one who's got to talk down the large, angry man in a green spacesuit who just showed up. I don't know what he wants, but every time *I* try, he snarls at me, and I'm very concerned for my safety right now.

- Dvorak

Edited by dvorak on Sep 13th 2022 at 9:18:43 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

9/14/22

So uh... did the team come back with results of what's under the shaft? Not like there's anything down there... maybe Bob got all drunk because he expected something there but found nothing

~J08

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9/14/22

Ok, this isn't funny anymore. Who's the other person whos posting reports in my name? I checked, and it wasn't Bob.

-J08

Edited by J08 on Sep 13th 2022 at 10:59:20 AM

Praise the Lamb!

9/14/2022

Detained an employee in J08's cubicle and using the computer. During questioning, she said Bob paid her to do it. I think I found the culprit.

~Oopity

GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2

14/09/2022: Finally got the security report back about the lift. I was almost a little afraid to read it, but as it turns out, it was just a massive cache of really, really good booze. It's not particularly strong, but the sheer quantity that Bob consumed was still enough to knock him out cold. I have requested an investigation into the origin and true nature of this beverage. I have also suggested that the other shafts in the building be searched. If this much alcohol was able to slip by unnoticed for what could have been years, who knows what else could be hidden down there?

~Mr. C.

I was a germophobe before it was cool.

9/15/2022

I have spent the last day trying to get rid of the door fresco. I say try, because every attempt was met with the damn thing reappearing intact somewhere on the premises. I have, in no particular order:

• Broken it over a table
• Thrown stones at it
• Shot it with a bow and arrow
• Shot it with a gun
• Broken it with a hammer
• Broken it with a sledgehammer
• Broken it with a jackhammer
• Run over it with my car
• Launched it out of the Pumpkin Chucker
• Set it on fire
• Rigged it with explosives
• Dropped it into a vat of acid
• Thrown it into the basement
• Thrown it into the all gender bathroom
• Thrown it out of a plane
• Mailed it to some random address in the Netherlands

I think it reappeared in the lobby before it could even leave the country on that last one.

I think the door fresco is bound to us by some kind of ouija board type shit. No wonder Bob seemed to be cool with the 'detonation' Dvorak invited us to.

~Oopity

GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2

9/15/22

Trying a method for getting rid if the door fresco. I've cut it in half, with one small piece and one large piece. The small peice stays here, and I'm sending a drone to bring the larger piece to the All Gender Bathroom. Hopefully this counts as it staying, and we can get rid of it by repeating the process.

-J08

Praise the Lamb!

9/15/2022

Well, we'll know it works if Bob resorts to crime again.

~Oopity

GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2

9/15/2022

Bob disguised himself as a succubi and went around the office in a revealing outfit. Some strangers are beginning to follow him. How the hell does that yellow goop body change like that...

~CardboardBot

9/15/2022

Yellow goop body? Did Bob turn himself into some sort of... oh SWEET MERCIFUL SHIT! Someone change him back and put him in the Gulag!

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 15th 2022 at 11:22:43 AM

GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2

9/15/22

Yeah, he did. Went into some weird machine and came out like that.

~CardboardBot

Check the Bobverse Discussion thread on Yack Fest for more context. You'll see art of Bob there.

Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 15th 2022 at 6:23:39 PM

15/09/2022: Security has been unable to identify the origin of the strange liqueurs hidden in the lift shaft; however, several bottles have been sent to the lab for testing. In addition, the investigation of the other shafts has been completed, and I expect to have the report back later today.

~Mr. C.

I was a germophobe before it was cool.

9/15/22

Half a door just showed up at my desk. Now we have two doors that won't leave.

- Moe

9/15/2022

I have one last idea on what to do with the door fresco. I just need both halves and a shovel.

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 15th 2022 at 12:18:22 PM

GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2

9/15/22

I'll get my half delivered to ya, Oopity. Hopefully nothing happens to it on the way.

- Moe

9/15/2022

I caught Sothis stealing peoples' lunchs out of the inter-dimensional fridge for the fifth time this week. All attempts at confrontation result in her calling me a child and threatening to go back in time and, I quote, "End my bloodline before it even forms."

-Archsage

Edited by Archsage on Sep 15th 2022 at 12:39:06 PM

Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind

9/15/2022

Don't worry, I'll have Bob end her bloodline before it even forms. The right amount of money can do anything.

~CardboardBot