Trope Co. Incident Reports.

9/12/2022

I was heading to my cubicle after clocking in when I heard a splashing sound. Turns out someone dropped Remy in the toilet in the men's room.

~Trevor

9/12/2022

I've decided to take the Shoggoth listing thing into my own hands. I pretended to be a potential buyer and met the seller at the coffee shop. It's Bob. Turns out he used his personal home computer to put up the listing. I know it's out of our authority to restrict what he does with his personal devices, but I'm still filling out an XX1D "Motion To Administer Brand To Bob" for breaking the rules against selling the Shoggoth.

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 12th 2022 at 10:43:32 AM

9/12/22

So Bob also didn't invite me to the hotel... oh well. I'm working on helping Remy.

~J08

9/12/2022

Please change her back ASAP. I don't know how much more of this anyone can handle.

~Oopity

9/12/22

Intercepted (or rather, tried to intercept) a truck carrying a shipment of 467 Boy George standees to our building. Whoever ordered the standees clearly hijacked The Boss's computer to do so, as the shipment was addressed to him. I will be bringing this up at the board meeting tomorrow.

-Pogakure

Edited by Pogakure on Sep 12th 2022 at 2:52:41 PM

9/12/22

Th-there's no need for that kind of action! Let's just calm down... and NOT bring it up at a meeting.

~J08

Edited by J08 on Sep 12th 2022 at 8:31:38 AM

9/12/22

If bringing it up at a company meeting is what we need to get the culprit to fess up, then so be it.

-Pogakure

9/12/22

Today I tripped on a package that said "DO NOT TRIP OVER" and was addressed to Bob. I tried to check what was inside but all of the flaps on the box were welded shut. Someone come ASAP and help me open this thing because my curiosity is killing me (figuratively and probably literally in a few moments)

- Moe

9/12/2022

Throw it into the incinerator. I don't want to take any chances with anything Bob orders.

~Oopity

9/12/22

Let's focus on the box and not the meeting.

~J08

Edited by J08 on Sep 12th 2022 at 9:48:12 AM

9/12/2022

What about Remy? Weren't you going to try and turn her back into a human?

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 12th 2022 at 2:21:29 PM

9/12/22

I may or may not have teleported her like the bread we have.

~CardboardBot

9/12/2022

Oh sweet merciful shit. Teleportation? Where's the damn rabbit now?! And what's this about bread?

~Oopity

9/12/2022

I've been doing it for 7 days and no one complained until now.

~CardboardBot

9/12/2022

Explain yourself. Right. Now. And where the hell is Remy?!

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 12th 2022 at 3:20:23 PM

9/12/22

Detained Bob, who was fucking around with a Van de Graaff generator. Apparently he was planning on charging up his hands and going around the building to shock people. I'm gonna file an XX1D "Motion to Administer Brand to Bob" for violating his science equipment ban.

-Pogakure

P.S. I didn't know you were on bread teleporting duty, Cardbot. I didn't know we had anyone on bread teleporting duty.

9/12/2022

Neither did I, but that's interesting to know. He also clammed right up when I asked him what happened to Remy. If we're going to turn her back into a human, we at least need to know where she is.

~Oopity

9/12/22

Hey guys! Sorry for being gone for the last few days! I found a little rabbit outside though! It won't stop following me, haha!

~J08(?)

9/12/22

Ok, who made that report? It wasn't me, but I did find Remy.

-J08

9/12/22

Definitely not me!

-NAPY

9/12/2022

Let's finally end this chapter of our lives. Sachiko has taken Remy into the boardroom for the ritual to change her back. I need everyone else to stay clear of the boardroom for at least 15 minutes please. I have asked Sachiko to let us know how this goes.

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 12th 2022 at 8:17:17 AM

9/12/22

Red alert! The building is being attacked by Continuity Creepers!

-BackSet1

9/12/2022

If we stop them now, there's a chance Remy will be a rabbit again when we wake up tomorrow. I, for one, don't want to have to go through her being unsuccessfully hunted down, dropped in a toilet, and teleported off the premises again.

~Oopity

9/12/2022

Good news and bad news, guys. The good news is that I was able to change Remy back, mostly. The bad news is that I was able to change her back, mostly. You guys will have to get used to "21 again bunny girl Remy" until I can figure out what went wrong.

~Sachiko

Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 12th 2022 at 8:14:12 AM

9/13/2022

Finally clocking out for the night. Anyway, there's a missing floorboard in the lobby, and the resulting hole in the ground leads directly to the basement. Someone fix this pronto.

~Oopity

09/12/22

Remy's fine. I gave her a carrot and a box of shredded newspaper and she couldn't be happier. You can come get her at your lesiure.

-Dvorak

9/13/2022

Bob just got on the PA system to announce that he just won The Game. Aaand I just lost the game.

~Oopity

Trope Co. Monthly Board Meeting Minutes

Date: September 13th, 2022

Time: 9:00-10:00 AM

Attendees: The Boss, Bob, Alice, Remy, Dave, OopityDoop, dvorak, BackSet1, Pogakure, nonalienpersonyep, CardboardBot, J08, ChloeJessica

Timekeeper: Pogakure

9:05 - Approval of last meeting's minutes

9:10 - Addressed the issue of the growing number of Boy George standees around the office. The Boss was absolutely floored when he found out someone was buying them off of his Amazon account. He denied having anything to do with the standees, his main defense being that he doesn't like Culture Club enough to make this many cardboard cutouts of the band's frontman. In the end, no one fessed up, although J08 got really shifty-eyed.

9:25 - Discussed our plans for the upcoming carnival. Food plans, entertainment, venue etc. Bob was very insistent on filling in for the clowns that said they wouldn't be able to make it, but quieted down when reminded of the Tomfoolery of '04.

9:35 - Presented initial blueprints for the dunk tank, which were met with overwhelming fanfare. Bob still has no idea that he's gonna be the one in the seat. Remy jokingly suggested giving away the Boy George standees as carnival prizes but honestly, that just might be what we have to resort to.

9:47 - Arranged for a team of cartography drones to enter the All Gender Bathroom to get video footage of what exactly goes on in there. The drones are set to begin their journey at noon today.

9:55 - Miscellaneous announcements

10:00 - Meeting adjourned.