If something crazy or illegal happens at the offices of Trope Co., they are to be logged here.
Persons of Interest
if you need a reference.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
9/9/22
REQUESTING BACKUP. IT HAS BEEN DAYS AND NOBODY HAS COME TO HELP ME
-NAPY
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/2022
Pumpkin Chuckin' range security went home an hour ago, and Bob used this chance to launch Alice's computer out of the Pumpkin Chucker. The cost to replace it is coming out of his paycheck. Range security is now required to stay on duty until 30 minutes after Bob clocks out.
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
9/9/2022
Submitted budget request for "Bob Overtime" pay for pumpkin chucker security.
9/10/22
Something weird happened with company name. It changed from "Trope Co." to The Death of nonalienpersonyep and CardboardBot. Is the bastard who murdered them mocking us?
~Unnamed Employee
Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 9th 2022 at 5:58:15 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
9/10/22
Never mind every thing is fine
~NAPY :)
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
You Could Use some Imagination
9/10/22
As per usual with mind control, brain washing, and the replacement of people with clones/changelings/shapeshifters, I'm one of the few left. This is a call to all remaining not-alternates (or whatever their called) to help clean these guys out and get our friends back.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
9/9/2022
I am not leaving my office.
Also the time zone thing is happening again.
Edited by ChloeJessica on Sep 9th 2022 at 9:16:43 AM
9/10/22
The foundation is finally coming over here to clean these freaks out. Hope they succeed.
~Unnamed Employee
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/10/2022
It's only been maybe 30 minutes, and the Foundation has already eliminated around 60% of the freaks. The only casualty so far was Dave, so everyone's still okay. We'll be back to business as usual soon. I'm sure of it.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 9th 2022 at 12:58:39 PM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
The World's Least Powerful Man
9/10/22
Someone introduced Bob to Neckbeardia and he thought it would be a good idea to pipe it in over the intercom.
-Dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
You Could Use some Imagination
9/10/22
Bob decided to hold his own version of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny and managed to cause millions in property damage.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
9/10/22
Hey guys, I'm back. I was revived by some people putting me in the Reviver Machine. Anyways, while the Foundation was containing the alternates, they found an entity hiding in one of our devices(somehow), so they had to take it away. I'll go see if Bob somehow brought the alternates here.
~CardboardBot
You Could Use some Imagination
9/10/22
I found an entrance to the basement that wasn't sealed off. I'm putting in a work order to take care of that now. Additionally, I found a box of leftover Super Crowns. They are currently on their way to be destroyed in Mt. Fuji as we speak. I have no interest in causing another Bowsette related incident.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The World's Least Powerful Man
9/10/22
Mark it urgent; I hear scratching and whispering when I walk past the old enterances.
-Dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
9/10/22
Oh god did we miss a spot?
~CardboardBot
The Lamb
9/10/22
Weird thing happened today. I'm new here, and some guy named Bob told me to check the air vents to make sure they weren't "overtightened." Turns out they were pretty loose, so I let that Bob guy know, and he said he would check it out. He then said if he didn't come back, to mention it here.
-J08
Edited by J08 on Sep 10th 2022 at 1:05:03 AM
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
9/10/22
Bob cannot be trusted.
-NAPY
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
9/10/22
Bob is absolutely using you to get access to the vents, J08. If the vents really are loose, I'll make sure to let the repair crew know about it.
-Pogakure
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/10/2022
Gwen finally decided to apply for a paid job here, though I had to detain four employees who were trying to break into the interview room, no doubt to sabotage her interview. When questioned, each one said Bob paid them to do it.
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.9/10/22
Marie W. is gone. She just... vanished. When I went to check her cubicle, she wasn't there. In her place was, oddly enough, a life-sized cardboard cutout of Boy George. I have no idea what a Boy George standee would be doing in our offices, let alone in Marie W's cubicle specifically. Someone check the All Gender Bathroom to make sure she didn't wander off in there by accident.
-Pogakure
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/10/2022
The rescue team found Marie W and Mio. They have both briefed me on what's now on the other side of the All Gender Bathroom door, and the latter insists on going back and helping a boy named Luka overthrow the world's evil emperor. I am dispatching a team of surveyors and cartographers to the place so we have an understanding of it but until they return, those two are not allowed anywhere near that door.
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
You Could Use some Imagination
9/10/22
And now the Cartographers are missing. They did manage to digitally transfer a map of the place to us and a message, though. Turns out its some sort of Seussian wonderland/hellscape and there's a war going on. Something about butter. Also, can somebody please build a new gender-neutral bathroom that actually functions as a bathroom. There are genders besides men and women.
Can you tell I just watched Green Eggs and Ham (2019)?
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
9/11/22
Bob fed someone green "eggs and ham". They're in the ER now. We're currently investigating what that "food" is, fortunately there are leftovers.
~CardboardBot
Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 10th 2022 at 2:58:11 PM
9/9/2022
Sothis is missing too but seeing as how I just published the latest chapter of my fanfic I'm pretty sure I know where she is.
-BackSet1
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."