If something crazy or illegal happens at the offices of Trope Co., they are to be logged here.
Persons of Interest
if you need a reference.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
1/13/23
God fucking dammit Kris, where are we?
~Susie
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
1/13/23
Holy crap, it's Susie Deltarune!!
- Moe
You Could Use some Imagination
1/24/23
So... Sothis managed to sneak into the Hunger Games Simulator and has now become a top tier murder gremlin. Just figured I'd let you know in case she tries to slice your head off with a sword or something.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
1/24/2023
Bob tried to Ret-Gone me and a few of the interns. We managed to make our way back into existence, FINALLY AFTER ELEVEN DAMN DAYS but I can't help but feel like someone's missing...were there only seven of us Bob did this to, or were there eight?
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Jan 24th 2023 at 2:41:33 PM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
1/25/23
Um... about that. I may or may not have accidentally erased a few people from existence using my newest invention.
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
The Wanderer
1/25/23
Good news: We have been freed from the nightmarish High School AU dimension.
Bad news: My acne still hasn't cleared up yet! Seriously, Archsage, would it have killed you to at least retcon this breakout? I still look like a mess!
-Pogakure
P.S. Also, about a quarter of the Marketing department has been wiped from existence. Weird, right?
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
1/25/23
Look, as much as I would... "love" to help you with your acne, I have more important things to worry about. Apparently, no one has been paid since December 5th, 1967.
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
The Lamb
1/25/23
I was wondering why I got paid in noodles.
~J08
Praise the Lamb!
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
1/25/23
That counts as payment. You're off the payroll of late payments.
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
You Could Use some Imagination
1/25/23
Guess who has two thumbs and if no longer a Braixen! It's me! I missed having opposable thumbs.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
1/25/23
And yet you're still a furry. How funny.
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
1/25/2023
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Wait, that was you, Archsage?! I will never forgive you for that!
Also, does anyone know why the front door opened up to a brick wall with "404: Interior not found" spray painted on it?
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Jan 25th 2023 at 11:15:37 AM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
You Could Use some Imagination
1/25/23
I think Archsage needs a remedial course in Furries.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
1/25/2023
Could you give him the course then? I would, but after that little retcon stunt I'd say we're barely on speaking terms right now.
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
The Lamb
1/25/23
Found a guy who trades noodles for clams. Then I found a dude who gives money for clams. I’m getting paid for real now haha
~J08
Ps Plz nobody tell Archsage
Edited by J08 on Jan 25th 2023 at 3:10:34 AM
Praise the Lamb!
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
1/26/23
Im throwing you into the Detention Pit of Eternal Suffering and Overpriced Water Bottles for that, J08.
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
You Could Use some Imagination
2/16/23
If Bob tells you he wants to show you a cask of amontillado he keeps in the basement, do not listen to him. Honestly, you should all know better than to fall for a trick from an Edgar Allen Poe story.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
2/16/23
I thought it was a known fact that you should never trust Bob, ever, under any circumstances.
-NXPY
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
2/21/23
Bob locked me out of the system again. Also what's with this Captain Lou Albano image macro with the words "DO THE MARIO, BOTTOM TEXT" on every bulletin board on the 14th floor?
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
2/21/23
Hey guys... Sorry I've been gone for so long. I followed a strange creature into some porta potties because I was bored and had nothing else to do, and I ended up in this weird meat factory and almost died. Then I lost my way back here and the only map I had was dated to the year 1942, and to make matters worse I held it upside down, so I ended up going in the exact opposite direction I intended to until I found a taxi which finally got me here but crashed into the side of the building. Sorry about that.
- Moe
2/22/23
I went out to the Bottomless Pit to dispose of some old documents that are of no real significance to anyone. Someone pushed me in. I want to say it was Bob, but that just feels too easy at this point.
I HAVE BEEN FALLING
FOR SIX WEEKS
My normal productivity will resume as soon as my legs remember how to work and also what I'm actually supposed to do around here.
-Apocalemur
Edited by apocalemur on Feb 22nd 2023 at 12:43:36 PM
You Could Use some Imagination
2/22/23
Apocalemur while you were in the pit the lemurs had babies and learned to pick locks and now there are lemurs fucking everywhere please help.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
2/22/23
All my lemurs are female, though. The only way that could be possible is if...
Oh fuck me. Of course he did.
This is precisely why Bob is not allowed to splice frog DNA into anything.
If the lemurs have learned how to pick locks, the only real solution is to start portaling them to Madagascar. I'll e-mail you the coordinates.
-Apocalemur
Edited by apocalemur on Feb 22nd 2023 at 12:47:31 PM
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
2/22/23
I guess that explains how my snack drawer got unlocked again... Or was it my super duper top secret private classified documents drawer? I don't remember.
- Moe
1/12/23
Note to self - Pepper spray is the worst possible snake deterrent.
- Kedabory
Number 1 CGI Fireman Sam defender