If something crazy or illegal happens at the offices of Trope Co., they are to be logged here.
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Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/8/22
A couple hours before the end of my shift, I heard Bob singing Ratwyfe's "Let's B Goblins" really loudly and off key, getting practically every other word wrong. He did this with Pearl Jam's "Around the Bend" yesterday, which is weird because he knows that one by heart, so I think he's doing this with my favorite songs on purpose just to piss me off.
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
Thing unspeakable
09/09/22: I arrived early this morning to handle some paperwork related to a shipment of Elemental Baggage (namely, the ice variety), only to find an excessively large and elaborate sound system in the lobby blaring Beloved Tomboyish Girl at an obscene volume. It took me more than fifteen minutes to locate the volume controls and turn it down. I understand the desire to celebrate 09/09, but there are better ways to do it than playing obnoxiously loud music at 5 in the morning. I have it on good authority that a full investigation is to be conducted later today.
~Mr. C.
P.S.: I sincerely doubt Bob is responsible for this one. There's no way he could afford speakers that big.
Edited by mr_c on Sep 9th 2022 at 1:08:04 PM
I was a germophobe before it was cool.
09/09/22
Someone broke into the building and shattered many windows along with stealing clothes for some unknown reason. Can anyone come place cameras in my office after work? I think someone is planning to break in and I'm about to go on vacation. They already broke down my door.
~CardboardBot
Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 8th 2022 at 7:40:48 PM
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/22
Someone installed some kind of real life profanity filter in the office, and now every curse word sounds like a bleeping sine wave. Come on. We're all working adults here; we should be allowed to say bleep. I mean, drop the F bomb. Now someone help me find this piece of bleep so I can turn the bleep thing off.
~Oopity
Mr. C, I think you left out a word there. There's no way he could do what with speakers that big?
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 8th 2022 at 1:45:17 PM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
Thing unspeakable
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Fixed. Thank you.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
09/09/22
Someone has been trying to take Oopity's title as the master of callbacks and brick jokes. I believe that either Makoto or Bob is to blame. Please make Oopity aware of this.
-NAPY
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/22
Bob got into a high speed police chase on his way to work. He won't stop bragging about it.
~Oopity
no problem!
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
What if we kissed (and we were both trucks)
9/9/22
I was sleeping peacefully last night until I was woken up this morning by a crashing sound. I don't know where I am or how I got here, but I'm assuming it's a Trope Co. building judging by the uncomfortable uniform I was fitted in probably in my sleep. Do I work here now? I don't even know what kinda work we do in this place.
- Moe
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9/9/2022
Guys, I've told you before, three cycles of amnesia gas. You only do one or two, you end up with this. Dispatched a welcome unit to complete Moe's "orientation".
Edited by ChloeJessica on Sep 9th 2022 at 6:49:01 AM
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/22
If the uniform's that uncomfortable, then chances are whoever took Moe's measurements majorly screwed up. Might want to do that again.
Also, someone taped a "Please do not the cat" sign on the door to my office. What the bleep does that even mean?!
~Oopity
P.S. Please find and disable that profanity filter! That bleeping sine wave is a million times more annoying than the F bomb!
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 9th 2022 at 10:06:49 AM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
9/9/22
Please do not the cat.
-NAPY
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
9/9/81
Please come to my offfffficceeeee :))
:)
-Cardbot
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/22
Someone please watch those two closely, and Cardbot, please correctly date your reports. We archive these and look back so we can see how we handled similar situations to what's currently going on.
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
9/9/22
I'm gonna check what's with Cardbot. Wish me luck :)
-NAPY
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
9/9/2022
Whoever stole my weed, I will find you. Just ask, man, I love meeting new smoking buddies.
To any security reading, this post is a joke and for unrelated reasons I have a medical urinalysis exemption.
Thing unspeakable
O9/09/2022: Today I found a report dated 9/9/81. I presume this refers to 1981, but I cannot be entirely certain of this, and it raises more questions than it answers. As such, I have suggested to management that a policy be implemented requiring all years in reports to be written in full. If we're dealing with time travel here (again), we need to know.
~Mr. C.
I was a germophobe before it was cool.
9///9//8811221111111
This is a voice recording.
"Who tf-OH FU-"
End of recording.
Watchhh@*=% the cameras. Booooop mighv be behind this.
-C4rdb07
If you know where my avatar is from, you know where this is going.
Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 9th 2022 at 5:30:50 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
9/9/22
DO NOT ENTER CARDBOT'S OFFICE. SOMETHING IS FOLLOWING ME.
-NAPY
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/2022
Hang in there. I'll have the SCP guys bring The Sword over so we can trap whatever that thing is inside.
I found the profanity filter! Let me just remove the power supply and...there! We should have our freedom of speech back. Now for a test. Fuck. Yep, it worked.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 9th 2022 at 11:03:53 AM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
9/9/2022
I just want it on record that Oopity succeeded in giving a fuck, the absolute champion.
You Could Use some Imagination
9/9/2022
Today I discovered not only a nuclear bomb but a nuclear bomb that somebody had taken a shit on.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/22
Found a giant Puro plush right outside BackSet's office. Someone help me move this thing before he sees it.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 9th 2022 at 12:37:11 PM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
The World's Least Powerful Man
9/9/22
Bob filled my car with gravy. He's paying to get it detailed.
-Dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/9/2022
The nanny I hired was summoned for jury duty today and I couldn't find a sitter for Mio, so I just brought her to the office today. She's straight up missing now. The last time I saw her was around 1:15 PM, so I know she at least survived the whole Cardbot thing. I've been tearing up the whole building looking for her for the past three hours, but with no luck. Pretty much the only place I haven't yet checked is...SWEET MERCIFUL SHIT! NOT THE ALL GENDER BATHROOM! Dispatching a rescue team to go in and find her.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 9th 2022 at 7:45:10 AM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
9/8/2022
Added Pay Pal, eBay, Craigslist, and other marketplace websites to Bob's computer's block list and confiscated his company credit card. Let us know if the problem persists.
-Chloe Jessica