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MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#26: Sep 9th 2022 at 1:47:56 PM

She's just checking on her cake and see if it's done. Why she stuck her head inside there instead of pulling it out with ovens and checking is beyond anyone's guess.

Bob goes to Alice while she's sleeping and puts a pillow over her face

Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#27: Sep 10th 2022 at 7:52:33 AM

...oops! He mistakenly placed it there, and later puts it under Alice's head.

Bob takes Alice into a dark alleyway, and he tells Alice that she forced him to do something he really does not want to do...

TCmon The Big Man from Maryland Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Desperate
The Big Man
#28: Sep 12th 2022 at 6:24:58 AM

...and that's cleaning graffiti on the buildings.

Alice and Bob go hiking in the mountains. They stop near a cliff and while Bob isn't looking, Alice slowly comes behind him...

Brutal
LucasdaKool Angie the Angel Fish from In the tank Since: Sep, 2022 Relationship Status: A heart full of love
Angie the Angel Fish
#29: Sep 12th 2022 at 6:36:19 AM

...then she ask him to turn around and talks with him. She is a slow walker.

Bob uses his chainsaw to cut off the head of some children...

Swimming freely, reviving dead fish
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#30: Sep 12th 2022 at 7:36:23 AM

...'s toys. They didn't fit in the garbage can otherwise.

Bob pulls the trigger on his flamethrower...

Edited by kirbman on Sep 12th 2022 at 4:37:12 PM

Zeanobia Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
Sanity is overrated
#31: Sep 12th 2022 at 9:57:36 AM

... Clearing out the weeds from the crossroads. He then took out his gun and...

#nolivesmatter
Superjohn Joyful angel from Heaven Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Joyful angel
#32: Sep 12th 2022 at 10:02:56 AM

Began to polish and clean it.

She felt her husband's hands out pressure on her neck.

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#33: Sep 12th 2022 at 10:27:23 AM

He was just massaging her neck.

Bob grabbed Charlie's arm and with a lot of force...

Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#34: Sep 13th 2022 at 1:37:31 AM

...leads him into a tango dance number.

Alice sneaks up on Zoe with a baseball bat, and raises it...

Edited by Topon on Sep 13th 2022 at 4:38:00 PM

Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#36: Sep 21st 2022 at 3:57:37 PM

...and invites her to play baseball.

Billy walks up to the trash bin carrying a cat, picks up the lid...

For every low there is a high.
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#37: Sep 21st 2022 at 11:20:50 PM

...Dumps in a trash bag. He was holding his cat so it wouldn't run away.

He sat next to his sick grandmother's bed and said "Its time" while reaching for the plug.

Edited by kirbman on Sep 21st 2022 at 8:22:03 PM

Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#38: Sep 24th 2022 at 4:46:12 AM

...of his computer, and takes it off. "...to say goodbye," he said tearfully, watching his grandmother die.

Alice has Bob at her feet. She grabs a katana, raises it...

Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#40: Sep 24th 2022 at 7:36:36 PM

Snap. Bob took a photograph, Alice was posing for a feudal-era drama piece and she's the star of the production.

Bob is in the bathtub and Alice has a toaster plugged in an extension cord.

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#41: Sep 30th 2022 at 7:54:26 PM

...which she uses to toast some toast to give to Bob. The toaster was in the kitchen.

Yvette grabs a spoon, asks Alice to come and lie down on a sofa, and slowly puts her spoon towards Alice's eye...

Edited by Topon on Sep 30th 2022 at 10:54:36 PM

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#42: Oct 1st 2022 at 1:18:43 PM

...And spoons medication into her eye. Alice has had a bad case of conjunctivitis lately, and Yvette is just doing what any good sister/girlfriend/roommate/whatever would.

Derek picks up a chainsaw, walks over to Nathan, and...

For every low there is a high.
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#43: Oct 1st 2022 at 1:54:42 PM

Starts carving a wood sculpture for him.

He held a gun to her temple and said "I'm not playing around this time..."

Small_Mess I like noises. from Orenburg, Russia Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
I like noises.
#44: Oct 2nd 2022 at 10:50:36 PM

"Either get the dimensions right or you're off the diorama project! I told you twice before that this temple model is supposed to be at least three times as big as this gun!"

James heard Alex get on the elevator. With one final snap of the bolt cutters, he cut the cable...

Nonsense is better than no sense at all.
Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#45: Nov 18th 2022 at 2:50:29 AM

...of the wires of Alex's failed science project. He ordered James to do it since it malfunctioned and broke.


Alex has Betty strapped to a bed. He grabs a chainsaw, raises it, and...

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#46: Nov 18th 2022 at 5:58:50 PM

...Chainsaws through the ropes, setting Alice free, and then he has her kidnappers arrested.

Bob walks up to a little girl, raises a paddle, and...

For every low there is a high.
Owen23 One is a genius. The other's insane. from ACME Labs Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
One is a genius. The other's insane.
#47: Nov 18th 2022 at 6:05:04 PM

..Turns out they're doing a round of ping-pong.

Bob sneaks up on Alice with an axe in his hand and...

Edited by Owen23 on Nov 18th 2022 at 9:06:36 AM

"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#48: Nov 18th 2022 at 6:19:49 PM

...and asks if she would like to go with him to cut down a Christmas tree.

Alice is walking near the wood chipper with a kitten in her hand...

Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#49: Nov 19th 2022 at 2:09:41 AM

...and puts it into a pet carrier. She then gets a log and puts it inside the woodchipper.


Charles sees a sign saying, "DO NOT PRESS!" above a glowing red button. He laughs maniacally and presses it, a cloud of smoke rises from the ground...

kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#50: Nov 19th 2022 at 2:25:15 PM

...and a hatch opens and a birthday cake for his friend Fred raises out of it. Surprise!

James wiped a red liquid from his knife as he said "I told you I wasn't playing around anymore."


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