The Lamb
But it's just a part of their self-defense training.
Alice cackles as she pushes the glowing red button... Praise the Lamb!
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
...turning off the vacuum cleaner as she feels very satisfied after finishing cleaning the house.
Bob grabs his gun and puts a clip in. He sees Alice, walks up to her...
The Big Man
...And asked if she was ready for the hunting trip, which she said yes.
Matt wrapped his hands around Mary's neck...
Brutal
One is a genius. The other's insane.
..Cause he wants him to give her a hug.
Bob grabs out an axe and...
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
...chops up some wood for the fire.
Alice is cooking something in her pot when she adds some rat poison to the pot...
Joyful angel
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Starts chopping down the tree to make way for his pool.
her alien husband really likes it.
Billy entered the school, with a evil grin on his face...
Edited by Superjohn on Sep 2nd 2022 at 8:26:01 AM
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
...because it was the “Act Like A Villain” day at school, and Billy wasn’t ready for it. He decided to just grin evilly while walking to school.
Alice ominously grabs an axe and swings it, a decapitated head rolls on the floor...
Edited by Topon on Feb 25th 2023 at 5:04:22 PM
AI with access to the console
and zooms out to reveal its a pile of wax sculptures tagged to be melted back down.
Bob loads two shells into a shotgun and cocks it ready to fire.
Edited by Immortalartisan on Sep 2nd 2022 at 7:04:45 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
The Big Man
...for shooting practice.
Jane sharpens her knife in the backyard and walks towards her husband while his back was turned...
Brutal
Don't Try It
She laid the knife by his side as her husband prepared to filet the fish they caught together.
Bob approaches a sleeping Alice with a pillow in hand.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
One is a genius. The other's insane.
..Turns out they're just having a pillow fight.
Bob is about to throw a grenade..
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
CG for short
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He noticed that Alice was sleeping without one and he places the pillow under her head.
It's all in Bob's imagination and the grenade is a big water balloon as he's in a water gun fight.
The kid had enough and with a devious grin, reached for his backpack...
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Sep 2nd 2022 at 7:23:31 AM
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
...and took out his diary to jot down his feelings.
Charles opens the oven, and asks Diane to come closer...
Joyful angel
And pulls out his Vuvuzela!
He's making sure the cookies are baking well.
He locked the living, screaming man into the coffin...
Edited by Superjohn on Sep 2nd 2022 at 9:38:02 AM
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
...as part of the play both of them acted in.
Alice just tossed her cat into the cage full of hungry Rottweilers...
...but the “Rottweilers” were actually foam pieces; Alice threw the cat in there so it could play in the foam.
Zoe approaches a terrified Bob, knife in hand...
The Big Man
...and a plate so he can cut his birthday cake. Bobo was shaking in excitement.
Bob slowly approaches his dog with a rope in hand...
Brutal
Don't Try It
He couldn't find a leash, so he used a rope as a substitute to walk his dog.
Charlie loads a nailgun at the construction yard, looking over at the foreman.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
...and fires the nailgun at some wood behind the foreman.
Elaine ties some bricks to Alice's feet and asks her to walk into the water...
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
As she walks into the water, a tidal wave hits her and splashes her. Everyone has a laugh about it and as it turns out, it was filmed for a YouTube video. After that, everyone frees her.
Bob goes into Alice's car and cuts the brake lines before she has to go out on her drive...
...actually, they were actually strings from Alice's coat; he sliced them off so Alice's coat won't get stuck because of the strings.
Alice is about to move her hands towards Bob's back while he is standing in front of the railway tracks, while the train comes closer and closer...
She was actually pulling him away from the tracks. He wasn't paying attention and she saved his life.
Bob puts a few drops of poison into Charlie's drink when hes not looking.
Edited by kirbman on Sep 6th 2022 at 9:34:23 PM
Don't Try It
It’s part if a play they’re preforming, the “poison” is really water with green food colouring.
A depressed Alice is sticking her head in the oven.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 9th 2022 at 5:54:05 AM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Like The Superdickery Game
, but instead of the revealing action being heroic, it’s mundane instead.
Example:
User 1: Bob raises a knife and brings it down, red liquid splashes on the walls...
User 2: ...which is actually the water from the sliced watermelons for his family dinner.
Alice throws a grenade into an orphanage...
User 3: ...because the orphanage was a building set for demolition after all the orphans inside were adopted, and Alice was a construction worker who decided to destroy the orphanage with a grenade.
I’ll start: Bob raises a gun at Alice’s head...
Edited by Topon on Sep 2nd 2022 at 10:07:49 PM