A two headed humanoid with a monkey's body and girl and boy's head.
Cynthia at the Beach
A blue, white and red-haired orangutan with glasses and ice/flame powers.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
The Man With A Quite Good Plan
A blond-red haired baby with white skin and pointed ears.
Edited by Heehee47 on Jul 11th 2023 at 4:41:30 AM
Wherefore comest thou here?
up on melancholy hill sits a plastic tree...
this is illegal
Cynthia at the Beach
A red/blue/blonde haired Woobie with glasses.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
"ENTITY"
A Pokemon trainer together with a holy entity from the 3D realm is a weird pairing but whatever.
A girl with golden skin and deep orange hair with a set of wings on her back, as well as rings all over her body.
Oh, and a hat's stuck on her head at all times. Because she's half-D&B character.
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Edited by jtard on Aug 22nd 2023 at 1:00:08 AM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Toyota 2000GT
You haven't seen weird yet, but I'm sure a holy entity and a sentient Beetle could pull it off.
I imagine a low-poly version of something like a VW SP2. All shining gold of course.
With great difficulty?
Edited by JackCossack on Aug 22nd 2023 at 10:01:12 AM
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
How can you have a baby with a car?!
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
totally non-filler title
edgiest looking farmer ever. the kid has needle rings on all of their fingers
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
"ENTITY"
the above avatar is just a silhouette so i have no idea but they'd prob look really weird
On an unrelated note, what if we also put out what the name of this hypothetical child would likely be?
Edited by jtard on Aug 25th 2023 at 12:07:18 PM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Half-human, half dark entity. May or may not be as yandere as her mother MAYU upon growing up.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Cynthia at the Beach
A yellow-red-blue haired Dark Magical Girl with an Ax-Crazy nature and glasses.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Cynthia at the Beach
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A very STRONG child with pink skin and b100 b100d, acid powers, and arrow-shaped horns.
Oh, and they type like this.
EDIT - Fixed a typo that implied that their skin and blood were simultaneously pink and blue.
Edited by HunterGr33n on Nov 8th 2023 at 9:00:21 AM
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SheZow the Pal Tamer
A three-parent lab experiment who's a grey troll and has fire and ice powers
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/
Cynthia at the Beach
A guy with black, pink and green hair, and wearing eyeglasses, who has a whole bunch of different superpowers.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Macha
Muriel's hair with Deku's powers.
Okay.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Nov 8th 2023 at 1:52:49 PM
One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).
CG for short
Probably Unfortunate Implications but that post was from months ago, so I'm not sure if it's worth calling out in this thread; you should've PM'd them instead if you're still concerned.
Magic Homosexual Reproduction has led to a lil blonde kid with the personality of a sweet grandma.
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
The child has feline ears, a love for Romania, old film grain effects and presumably has double the yo mamma jokes to deal with
Cynthia at the Beach
An adorable cartoon creature who can turn invisible at will.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
A woodland critter capable of invisibility, like a chameleon
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Cynthia at the Beach
Gentle bump
A green cat-dressed in a giant bell, with glasses.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Whatever Sprigatito can do and uh, having Romanian patriotism? An affinity for wearing shades?
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"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia