The World's Least Powerful Man
"milk, eggs, bread, can of soup..."
Someone sandwich posted on my forum game!
Edited by dvorak on Jan 31st 2024 at 3:08:42 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Worry
The mods have their next sacrifice.
The kid pull a gun at me, smiling evilly....
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Logic Girl
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
It wasn't just some birds, it was not just one, but an entire flock of Giant Claws!
I took a walk at the park...
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
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AND THEN THE GRASS MAN POPPED OUT!
You ever heard of an extremely subtle clue that can tell whether your friend's a werewolf?
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The World's Least Powerful Man
If you throw a ball, they'll instinctively try to catch it!
These YouTube ads are getting ridiculous! Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
They're just ridiculous, and not even scary!
Late at night, my car wasn't starting, and some person I didn't know was walking towards me.
Everybody, Everybody!
They said through the window, “This is the fourth time you’ve tried to steal my car!”
I had to do what’s right.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
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After the tragedy with the oversalted banana bread, I made it my mission to not mix up Imperial units with Metric….
If you ever get a phone call at 3:00 AM from the number 666, don’t pick it up…
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Can shapeshift (probably)
...unless the Caller ID says "No Caller ID, count-y out!", in which case it's Dracula.
At first, all that happened was my phone buzzing in sync with the birds chirping, but randomly, my phone started chirping and the birds started buzzing. Silver and gold, silver and gold
five.
Damn you, Dr. Robotnik!
I was scrolling on Reddit one morning, until I realized...
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Logic Girl
...I was on r/nosleep!
Something's behind me. For every low there is a high.
Who up pizza timeing they pizza?
Worry
I'm trying to do my college work, captain kill!
As I washed my hands, something red came out of my sink...
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
five.
It was the Drain Man, may he rest in peace.
I was going to the Knife Man Convention.
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Baby driver
But i was the only victim.
"Why is there a fence there" I said, climbing over. "You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
The World's Least Powerful Man
And promptly stepped on a land mine!
Oh shit! I stepped on a land mine! Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Logic Girl
But I don't wanna blow up!
There are bugs outside. For every low there is a high.
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TWO OF THEM, IN FACT!
Have you ever wondered what happens if you tune the TV to a nameless channel that wasn’t there yesterday?
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You see 480p versions of mediocre, overly cheesy sitcoms!
Doctor no good pointed the strange device at my chest. "You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
World's Most Boring Man
"That's the end of a stethoscope" I said. "You put that there".
There was a knock at the door, yet when I opened it up, no-one was there.
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
The World's Least Powerful Man
Kids these days...
I found something strange in my burger... Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Aqua Hoshino
Wait a minute, IKEA doesn't sell burgers!
I got lost in an IKEA… "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Turns out the IKEA goes on infinitely!
I saw a UFO land just in my backyard.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
On life, kids, I don't need drugs to get high!
When me and my friends went into the woods, we found a note written in blood...
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