Warmart: REBOUGHT

Bee runs out of the garden aisle and wacks Cutbug with his rake.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Nov 9th 2020 at 6:41:23 AM

Suddenly, Custard feels something hit the back of their head with great force, causing them to fly out of their cart and into the end of a shelf. They respawn in the dairy section, still holding their hoe somehow.

(Seeing an opportunity, Tales quickly walks up to Cutbug and takes them to the gaming section. He positions them next to an old Wii. Tales then starts up WarioWare Smooth Moves, and beats up Cutbug with the Wiimote while simultaneously completing microgames.)

[Geek respawned in the dairy section.]

"Welp, there's that. ...I think I got my weapon of choice."

She then wacked Tales with a block of cheese.

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Nov 9th 2020 at 9:42:27 PM

The blue haired adult takes the opportunity to get back on their feet. They're about to take their killing strike, when...

"I love your hair, dude. Red streaks? What product do you use?"

Custard then whacks Geek with the hoe before jumping into one of the dairy fridges for shelter.

[The smack from the rake is enough to get Cutbug down for the count. They happen to respawn in the gaming aisle and are beaten awake by the smoothly moving Tales. They grab his arm and twist it as hard as they can in an attempt to snap it before taking the Wiimote and jamming it down his throat. Shortly thereafter, they look at Knife and nod, surprised by the question.] oh, well... [They grin as their eyes suddenly turn neon red from the fiery orange hue they were before.] it's complicated.

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Nov 9th 2020 at 9:45:36 AM

Bee sneaks up behind Knife and thwacks them with his rake. "I guess that creepypasta monster isn't the only dangerous rake."

(Tales is whacked by the cheese, causing him to lose his last life on the game. Then he starts gagging on the large white Wiimote. (That came out wrong...) In an effort to fight back, they grab a nearby Gizmodo and chuck it at Cutbug.)

Custard reemerges from the dairy fridge and makes their way over to Bee, but not before grabbing some boxes of official Taco Bell taco shells. They carefully position themselves behind Bee and utter the fatal words...

"I like ya cut, G"

The last thing Bee hears before respawning is the familiar BONG sound.

By this point, half of the Mac-N-Cheese boxes are in the shopping cart. But R3Ked is amazed by the simultaneous Wario Ware-ing and beating up that he stupidly decides to see it.

And he accidentally bumps into the bargain bin.

Shocked, he finds many copies of Meteos. "Why are these even here?", he askes. Since they're on sale, he decides to grab a few copies to give out.

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 9th 2020 at 6:51:13 AM

Knife respawns 50 feet above the air of the Walmart with their weed whacker.

They very anti-climatically fall on top of Ked.

[Cutbug is donked in the face by the Gizmondo. The impact is enough to shock their eyes back to their normal orange color.] ow. [She then tears the Wii from its display case and bludgeons Tales with it.]

Bee respawns on Walmart's roof.

(Tales finally succumbs to the Wii beating. He respawns in the pool toy aisle with a plan. He grabs a squirt gun and some sulfuric acid from a heavy-duty chemicals display...)

R3 gets crushed by Knife, respawns at the food aisle again, and runs back to the gaming aisle while also grabbing another knife on the way. Huh. To protect his shopping cart, he stabs Knife with the knife. Huh.

Bee jumps off the roof, giving him a leg injury in the process. He can still limp around, though, and he limps back into the Walmart.

Custard, who's built a barrier of water softening salt bags in one of the home aisles, prepares their attack: Rain barrels full of salt. The barrier bursts down as heavy-ass barrels run through the store at high speeds.

(Tales hotwires a mechanical bull so it functions as a rideable mount. He then tears some clothing to form a makeshift Napoleon hat, and then he charges, shooting his acid gun at Bee.)

[Cutbug sees the napoleonic Tales from the distance and immediately bum-rushes him with a shopping cart, intending to bludgeon him with the Wii the same way they did earlier.]

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Nov 9th 2020 at 10:00:57 AM

Knife, having been stabbed runs immediately to the cookware department. Patching her injuries with price tages and arming herself wtih steak knives in addition to her weed wacker, she jumps on a shopping kart, and begins flinging knives at their fellow shoppers.

Bee respawns in the medical section, his limp now healed, grabbing a few needles.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Nov 9th 2020 at 7:02:14 AM

(Tales heads for the barrels in order to hopefully chase off Cutbug. He jumps over the barrels with their bull and then shoots at Custard’s defense with his gun.)

Custard gets a steak knife to the head and respawns in the produce aisle. They see one of their barrels rolling past and smirk.

And of course, just as they respawn, Tale's shot kills them. They respawn again, this time in the shoe aisle, so they start grabbing shoes with plans for a makeshift trebuchet.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 9th 2020 at 9:04:05 AM

Goose breaks into the Walmart and enters the pharmacy, looking for ingredients for the Perfect Poison.