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DO you want to BE YOUR OWN BOSS?
DO you want to SELL TO OTHERS BELOW YOU?
DO you want to WORK FROM HOME?
Then try joining our business: Drug Dealing.
Edited by madface7 on Sep 30th 2020 at 10:53:39 AM
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The Tropees was sponsored by....
RAID SHADOW LEGEN!
Knock off brands, extremely easily.
with Raid Shadow Legen.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Sep 30th 2020 at 8:58:43 AM
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Shin Megami Tensei IV, now available on Nintendo 3DS! We at Atlus are not responsible for any mental damage from playing this game."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
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I'm back, I guess.
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Edited by AutisticAlivia on Sep 30th 2020 at 9:50:19 AM
I can't think of a good signature.
janet likes her new icon.
AI with access to the console
Do you miss the outdoors? Well stay inside longer if you want to see it again sooner.
A message brought to you by the few sane people in America
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
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(two siblings are fighting)
" Thats my Eggo!!"
" Finders keepers, losers weepers!"
" LEGGO MY FUCKING EGGO STACEY!!!"
" Why would I? Oh, and by the way, You're such a crybaby, Ethan."
(Ethan breaks down in tears)
" WHY ARE YOU SO MEAAAANN???"
" Because I'm a dick. Deal with it."
" DEAL WITH THIS, ASSHOLE!"
(Ethan pulls out a gun)
" Woah.........I'm too young to die!"
"Then give me your Eggos."
(Now Stacey is in tears)
" Fine, but don't hurt me. Please! I'm begging you! *cries*"
(Mom comes down the stairs)
" Woah woah woah! What is happening here?"
" Stacey won't give me her Eggo!"
" Don't worry! Now, for a special limited time, Eggos comes in two!"
(both, at the same time)
" Yay!"
" Yay!"
(Announcer) "New, Eggo twins, because two is better than one!"
(The family is sitting at the table, with Ethan's gun to the side, pointing at mom)
" I LOVE Eggo Twins, they're so CUUUTTTEE!"
(family starts cleaning up the table)
"You got that right! Eggo Twins, get them now!"
At select stores near you. Not avalible online. Kid tested, kid approved.
" Hey, Ethan? What was this thing you were pointing at your sister?"
" Oh, I don't know. I've seen it in movies, though."
" What does this cute trigger do?"
BA-
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Sep 30th 2020 at 11:42:21 AM
janet likes her new icon.
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Just so everyone knows, I've updated the rules to making a campaign.
The Tropees:
(*Jingle*)
"Sweetie, could you help me?"
"With what, Mom?"
"Where's the any button?"
(Laugh Track)
10 minutes later...
"Sorry, Dad. I....gotta go to basketball practice."
(leaves)
"Well your team isn't even any good!"
Commercial Break:
Kuma appreciation gang
Hello. My name is Todd Howard. I have recently noticed that only 0.27 percent of the entire world has bought my favorite video game, Skyrim. I promise you, that the world will be better if everyone buys Skyrim. It will enhance both your and others' lives. Buy multiple copies for every member of your family. Buy two backup copies in case one gets stolen or lost. Cut your costs on food by buying Skyrim instead. Short on your rent and about to get kicked out? Build a new house... out of all your copies of Skyrim. Children in Africa are starving because you have not bought Skyrim yet. Buy Skyrim. Buy Skyrim. Buy it. BUY IT! BUY III-
Edited by madface7 on Sep 30th 2020 at 1:56:41 PM
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AI with access to the console
Do you feel trapped on this celestial body? Do you feel sad you can’t profit off of political unrest? Well now you can do so too
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Note: we encourage you to pirate before buying as we make money still from pirated copies
So what are you waiting for fly into the stars and profit off starving people like politicians
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
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My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
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Are you fat?
Is your BMI over the roof?
Are you over 300 Pounds?
Then join the Phat Crew! Our plan is to make everyone in the world morbidly obese with our, “Phat LAZER!” If you are fat, and don’t want to ever be fat shamed again, or you just really want to fit in, donate NOW!
Kuma appreciation gang
"COME TO CRAZY EDWARD'S ULTRA SALE!
LITERALLY EVERYTHING HERE IS FREE! THAT'S HOW MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY I AM!
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Edited by madface7 on Sep 30th 2020 at 8:08:39 AM
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We at Trope Co are not reasonable for deaths caused while using the Ultiblanket. Machine wash after each use with Granny's Toxic Bleach. It may have been made out of the fur of an extradimensional sheep, but its hard to say because it was made in Mawi.
Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Sep 30th 2020 at 6:20:29 AM
The World's Least Powerful Man
"Mistah owl, how many licks does it take-"
"You fuck off and put some pants on right now. You wake my ass up from a dead sleep at 3 in the goddamn afternoon and you ain't have the decency to show up with a single stitch of clothing? Who raised you!?"
"-to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?"
"S E R I O U S L Y!?"
[Static and a bleep]
MFW I accidentally made a Robot Chicken skit instead of an ad...
Edited by dvorak on Sep 30th 2020 at 11:30:14 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The They who said it
Senator Helms P. Burtonson is a heretical churchburner who eats orphans while burning down their orphanages. He also supports terrorists with his drug money, and makes all his policy decisions by magic-eight-ball. Senator Burtonson also has stated on the record that he would like to sacrifice every citizen of our fine country to Satan. Listen to the following clip.
"I would- support- sacrifice- ...ing- every citizen, e- of our nation- To- the- De- Vil-"
Senator Burtonson is also probably a serial killer, and a Communist, working to undermine our fair nation with his godless ways. Would you vote for him? Of course not. Support Michael I. Greenford for senator. (PaidforbythecommitteetoelectMichaelGreenford.)
Kuma appreciation gang
"Eat ham."
"That's it. That's the ad. Eat ham. Do it. Do it, you bi-"
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The Tropees
(jingle)
(Carol is on the phone)
"OMG! The proms in a week! What will I wear?"
(the parents are outside, hearing her)
"Hey Bob, remember our first prom?"
6 minutes later...
"I don't think the stock market likes me."
- Laugh track
Show end
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Castaway Island
"Tonight, 24 survivors stand before me. They will become stranded on this island, and every night, one will go home."
"In the fight for 1 million dollars, what will they do? What is the cost of precious precious money?"
10 minutes later...
I WISH we fail! So we could get your stinkin' little ass out of here!
(gasp)
Commercial Break
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Nov 14th 2020 at 5:32:45 AM
The World's Least Powerful Man
Hey! You! Yes you! Watch ''Castaway Island!" Yeah we're doing an ad for the show you're already watching, what are you gonna do about it? This is the only channel available. Watch "Castaway Island" or go do something else.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Kuma appreciation gang
Would you like to make a commercial? Call 555-COMMERCIAL to put your commercial here.
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AI with access to the console
Do you feel annoyed at the core worlds? Do you think they are stupid?
Well join the voxalaris today! We explore and utilize everything. You will be provided with anything you request as long as your productive.
We have found amazing domain era ruins
*a image of steel rings and a ship being torn apart*
We have found nearly mythical domain era ruins like this ship breaker. With this were able to make more blueprints! So what are you waiting for? Join the voxalaris today!
Edited by Immortalartisan on Oct 2nd 2020 at 11:15:14 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
To play this game, a show will come on right before it's commercial break. It will cut to commercial break, and the commercials will commence!
You can put in silly ads, stupid ads, crazy ads, any ads! Ads for a made-up brand, ads for a real brand, ads for normal things, ads for weird things, any ads!
You can even make multiple ads of a campaign! Got an ad about a guy killing people in the movies because they brought their babies? Make another one where he kills people who are on their phones! To make a campaign, you can either call something to be a campaign, or having another ad using the same characters or for the same company in the future.
After about twelve or so ads, the show will come back on. Luckily, here at Commercial Break, we just skip that part, and another commercial break will commence!
For special rounds, you might get a company you must do an ad on, or you might have a certain audience who is watching the ad, so you must make things that would be interesting to them!
If the thread gets a lot of traction, I have a plan for a spin-off, Campaign Battles, where famous ads from this thread face off to go to super bowl! Everyone votes on their favorite ads, and every round a new one in the campaign comes off.
Have fun!
5 Gum - Dookie Idiot Nimrod
Crazy Edward - Mad Face 7
Gelatin’s Steakhouse - Various
The Tropees: A corny family sitcom. Airs at 7:30 PM every Wednesday on FUX Network.
Castaway Island: A reality-TV show, with castaways competing in challenges on an island. Airs at 8:00 PM every Sunday on CBG.
The Tropees:
The Tropees was filmed live in front of a studio audience:
8 minutes later...
"SHUT UP CAROL NOBODY LIKES YOU!"
(Laugh track)
"Aren't I somebody, baby?"
(Laugh Track, cut to break)
Commercial Break:
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Nov 14th 2020 at 7:28:20 AM