I like my (wo)men how I like my...

filled with attractive people :^)

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i like my women like how i like my garden

hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad

Smellin' good

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I like my men how I like my rice crispies

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Good in the morning.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my pencils.

For every low there is a high.

With sharp heads and rubbery bottoms.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my magazines...

I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.

Short but enjoyable.

I like my (wo)men how I like my jokes...

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine

they make me groan :^)

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i like my partners like how i like my spaceships

hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad

Up in the air

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I like my men how I like my dark matter

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Incredibly dense.

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I like my whatever, like my horizon line.

horizontal and waiting to get explored :^)

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i like my men like how i like dogs

hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad

Adorable and fluffy.

I like my (wo)men how I like my nights...

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine

Dark and mysterious.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my beer.

For every low there is a high.

Belgian.

I like my (wo)men how I like my movies...

foreign, glamourous, and with a sex scene or two :^)

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i like my dudes like how i like hollywood producers

hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad

With a high net worth

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I like my men how I like my rocks

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Sturdy.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my weights...

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine

...Waiting for me to pick them up.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my sand castles.

For every low there is a high.

They can stand on their own.

I like my (wo)men like I like my vision…

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!

Bright and clear.

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I love my (wo)man how I like my phone....

“Boom! Boomboom! Boomboomboom! Bakuage Tire! Gogogo!"

Always turned on.

I like my (wo)men like I like my doors

This is for what you did to me last year

A gateway to a better future.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my breaks...

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine

Big,enjoyable, and there when i need them!

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I like my (wo)men like my games.

"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."

bug-free and with good, hard gameplay over pretty graphics :^)

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i like my men like how i like my librarians

hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad

Fun to play with!

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I like my (wo)men how I like my dirt.

For every low there is a high.

Underground

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I like my partners how I like my atoms...

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Tiny but powerful.

I like my (wo)men how I like my omelets...

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine