Ryan George (Pitch Meetings)

The Lost World: Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting

"She's just the worst [paleontologist]." Haha, yep.

From Ryan's personal channel: Please Pay Attention To Celebrity Guy!

Making your satire sketches topical is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

The Matrix: Revolutions Pitch Meeting

Gonna watch that shortly. I'm going to go in as one of the people who really liked the Matrix sequels because I felt like I got the thematic elements the Wachowskis were going for. That's not to say I don't recognize the flaws in them, though. And the "Neodammerung" final battle is one of the coolest things I've seen — in film. Yes, I know it was basically copied from DBZ, but what isn't?

I feel like I'm in the minority when I say that the second Matrix movie was the only good one in the trilogy.

Well, the Pitch Meeting is exactly accurate: The Matrix was a perfectly good standalone film. It didn't need a sequel. More to the point, it had a huge existentialism theme and dove deep into the nature of reality and consciousness. The sequels... kind of didn't. They had lots and lots of talking. So much talking. Talking until half the audience fell asleep, but somehow they weren't even half as deep as the first.

The Wachowskis had something really big they wanted to say, but it somehow it ended up a lot less profound when punctuated with CG action scenes and navel gazing.

And I still like them: don't get me wrong. It's just that they could have been better.

The reason I prefer the second one to the others is that the first one was honestly too slow-paced for my liking while the third one was far too stuck up its own ass. Sure, the Architect is the worst part, but I can just skip his scenes.

I don't know; it's really hard to separate 2003 me from 2020 me writing this now. I was a much different person then, and to me the films were wonderful and the message of the Architect was a maximum HSQ moment that blew the lid off of everything I'd thought up until that point.

In retrospect, watching them again, sweet baby gods did that man drone on about so very little.

In these uncertain times, times are uncertain, so pls consume product

Thank god someone called out those ads that all say the same thing. It's probably the most annoying part of this whole pandemic for me.

I love that the sandwhich actually does have a whole unsliced pickle in it.

There is so much to love. For example, the commenters on the video pointed out that when Ryan says "medical professionals", he shows a clip of the RV from Breaking Bad. Because of course.

By the way, visit https://prettybigpickles.com/. It'll be worth it, I swear.

I saw yesterday. It's nice. Well done.

That was surprisingly wholesome.

You know that when the domain registration lapses, it'll be bought for a porn site.

or a rick roll

Batman Forever Pitch Meeting

"That all sounds like dialog that Batman should definitely say." "I agree, so he's gonna."

"I never miss a live broadcast of the circus on the news."

"Murder is not an okay thing, but if you do something that leads to someone accidentally taking their own life, it's fine." Yes, that checks out.

Edited by Fighteer on May 3rd 2020 at 11:53:59 AM

Time for everyone's favorite TV Show, "Dumbest Timeline"

"Is being dumb the same as being evil in this timeline?" "It's kind of unclear but they seem to go hand in hand alot"

Edited by Ghilz on May 6th 2020 at 11:14:46 AM

The Ryan Multiverse keeps expanding! My brain! AAAAAHHH.

John Wick Pitch Meeting

So finally someone bring that baba yaga stuff.

"So what is the final showdown?"

"a fight with a 60 years old".

Yeah, sound tight.

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