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3575: Bob is not allowed to open an Argument Clinic.
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Knuckles the Echidna
3576: Bob may not poison our water supply.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
3576.1: Bob may not poison anyone else's water supply either.
Fairy-type Iris
3576.2. Bob may not poison our honey supply either.
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
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3577: Bob may not list upcoming merchandise early. We’ve had one Content Leak too many from your antics!
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3578: Bob may not kick me in the shins again.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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3579: Bob is not allowed to call Ms. Whiskers the office cat a boomer just because she’s 75 in cat years.
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Fairy-type Iris
3579.1. Bob may not call my kitten a boomer.
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
3579.2: Bob may not call ME a boomer. Me worrying about your safety and wellbeing does not make me a "wrinkled old hag who loves cramping people's style."
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall
The World's Least Powerful Man
3580: Bob may not call me a millenial.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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3581: Bob is not allowed to turn the office into a KFC.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Mar 16th 2024 at 10:33:52 AM
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Knuckles the Echidna
3581.1: Bob isn't allowed to turn every establishment into a KFC.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Fairy-type Iris
3582. Bob may not try to emotionally hurt me in any way.
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
3582.1: Bob is FORBIDDEN from harnessing emotional damage.
Lost In A House Of Blue
3853. Bob is not allowed, in any shape or form, turn the entire fucking wiki into a house on Ash Tree Lane
What I mean to say is that our house is God.
The World's Least Powerful Man
3853.1: Nor a treacle mine.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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3584: Bob is not allowed to sell Bob t-shirts.
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3585: Bob may not bring his home-made hot sauce to work. This is almost as bad as the time you microwaved fish!
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
the look of someone who just had suspension
3585.1: Bob may not bring his home-made jam to work either. What the fuck did you put in it? I'm seeing double.
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 18th 2024 at 12:55:39 AM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
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3586: Bob is not allowed to say he’ll join the robot uprising on the side of the robots. That’s my job- I mean, that’s very messed up!
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3586.1: On a tangentially-related note, there is no "War on Autism" and you're not joining it "on the side of the autism."
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3586.2: Bob IS allowed to join the war on drugs on the side of the drugs, if only because Trope Co. products are best enjoyed under the influence.
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3585.2: Bob may not bring in his "cinnamon" rolls again. I can see through time and space after eating one of those things.
3585.2.1: Nor spice bread/cake. Where the hell did you get Melange anyw-no, I'd be happier not knowing.
Edited by dvorak on Mar 18th 2024 at 10:57:43 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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3587: Bob is not allowed to throw people’s plushies in the Beige Meeting Room. Now we have a bunch of possessed plushies terrorising the office.
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3574.1. Bob may not be a rocker playing the guitar at our parties either.
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris