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DubhKafkaesque 1000-THR Earthmover from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
#40551: Jul 3rd 2019 at 10:52:53 AM

Narcia

An old Alolan Ninatales, who just so happened to be nearby when the Gastrodon mentioned training, turns to them with a knowing smile.

"Hmmm! This would be the nearby Peritopoulos Dojo you were recently patronising, yes?"

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Bluethorn Just a Mettaur from Alligator New York City Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Just a Mettaur
#40552: Jul 3rd 2019 at 2:15:39 PM

Narcia

"Oh, that sounds like it could be useful!" Rex says to Bailey and Dinah.

A great Mascot Mook.
DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#40553: Jul 3rd 2019 at 2:20:25 PM

Narcia

"Ah... okay. Thank you," Bailey says to Dinah. "This sounds fun," he says, laughing nervously. "I wonder what I can do... I guess we're both gonna find out, huh, Rex?"

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#40554: Jul 3rd 2019 at 2:29:48 PM

"It's pretty cool! But I don't really remember what being quadrupedal is like." Whitney shrugs.

"What's yer name again?" She asks, looking back to Eliot.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
kablammin45 Dusty the Mighty from Misty Brook (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Dusty the Mighty
#40555: Jul 3rd 2019 at 2:47:43 PM

Narcia

(The Gastrodon couple visibly geek out upon finding Philo right there by them.) (squee) Yes! It's a wonderful training ground!

Yes, it is!


(" Dag, I know they had a reason foor leavin' this time, but is always bein' owt while we're doin' this stuff good...?" Marsha wonders, also having mixed feelings now that Mila has voiced her concerns about members of their party frequently leaving. "I mean, nothin' wrong with goin' ta do yer own thing for a bit 'n all, but...". Is it a good thing that her brother and the big guy are always leaving to do their own thing?)

(She digresses for now. Surely it won't be hard to convince them to stick around for more than two days, right?)

(It's then that she notices Philo turning up again and talking to a pair of Gastrodons about training somewhere.) Hey, looks like the oppahtunity ta train just walked up ta us! (She says to the others.) Didn't realize Phil had a trainin' area 'eres...


(I look over as Roisín's Ninetales friend returns.) I think we may have a good opportunity for you all to learn what you can do just around the corner. ( I tell the Drifloon and Sandshrew.)



Blissparce

(NO NO NO NO NO I'VE LOST HIM! I LOST HIM! NO!!)

(Forgetting everything else, I fly across the room (I don't care if I was always told to never fly in buildings right now) and pick up Goobert.)

GOOBERT! GOOBERT! WAKE UP! SPEAK TO ME!! (I shout.)

Is he... (I hear June say.)

I mean, he shouldn't, right...? (Benji replies to her.)

(Finally, his clamshell opens and he stares at me.) Goobert...?


(Who...what...huh...?)


(No no no, why is he staring right through me like he doesn't know me?) Goobert! Don't you recognize me? Don't you recognize any of us?

She's lying to you, child, she wants to eat you! Come here to me, quickly! (The witch says.)

SHUT UP!! (I shout at the Gorebyss. To my horror, Goobert believes the witch, springs away from me with a yelp, and hops behind the Gorebyss.)

What have you done?! (Sunny cries.)

I have simply made him one of us now. (She laughs.) I trust that he'll be of great help to me. I would have done the same for all of you, but by this point, I don't think you are deserving of my love in the slightest. You'll all be sorry after I destroy Danjor I-

(I spring toward her while she's speaking, only for her to quickly dodge to the side, mutter something under her breath and vanish into thin air along with Goobert, the remaining Clamperls, and, for whatever reason, a Machoke hiding under a table, leaving nothing between me and the wall!)

AAH!! Crash!

(He's gone...I couldn't save him...he didn't even recognize me...that...THAT WITCH!! I don't even bother getting up from where I landed and simply lay on the floor, weeping sad and angry tears.)


(Outside, the brawl between the Blissparcians and the Clamperls comes to an abrupt halt when all of the Clamperls and the fleeing Huntail suddenly vanish as if they all just used Teleport. What's left are several dozen very confused Pokémon and debris from attacks and damaged buildngs and stands.)

Wh-...what just happened?


(The Muk janitor peers out from where he ended up hiding along the beach path and notes the barge out on the water suddenly lurching downward as if a ton of weight was suddenly placed in it.) Eh...?

"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#40556: Jul 3rd 2019 at 3:08:40 PM

Narcia, outside

And certainly enough, there's the old fox mon himself now. And perhaps not a moment too soon, might I add.

Oh, hello again sir! We're definitely in need of a round of training if your dojo can offer it for us. How close by is it?


Alice whips her body around and also sees a more-familiar to her fox mon as well.

Ah, Mr. Peritopulousss....I wassss about to head to your dojo again for a round mysssself...I could take thessse Pokemon there myssself if you do not mind, sssir?

Blissparce

Son of a bitch.

Stellan floats back down with Melani in tow. He surveys the scene and the very unnatural occurence of Phoebe flat out disappearing. Something that makes him all the more ready to chase her down himself. His own personal reasons aside, of course.

How...how did she escape that fast??

I do not know...but we have to find her and stop her, and-

Stellan pops back to normal.

Fast.

But what is she up to? She can't be trying to-


Is everyone okay? Where are our parents? Goobert and his friends?

Edited by Team42Larson on Jul 3rd 2019 at 6:09:21 AM

Tell....everyone....
DubhKafkaesque 1000-THR Earthmover from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
#40557: Jul 3rd 2019 at 4:24:09 PM

Narcia

"Ah, excellent! New blood as well as old faces!"

He gestures with a paw in the direction of Holstown.

"Oh, not too far from here. Travelling down the path from here to Holstown, you'll see a dirt road braching north-west off the main route, about halfway between the towns. Travel down that, and you'll soon find the dojo in a forest clearing. If you need further guidance, well, I was thinking of paying the place a visit myself!"

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Ore-O Unbroken Bond from Alrest (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#40558: Jul 3rd 2019 at 9:10:24 PM

Narcia

Some training can help. You can't get too complacent, you know. (The old fox's has a lot of fans. I don't necessarily envy him on that front, but I'm just rambling to myself. As soon as everyone was ready, I'd start following them to the dojo.)

"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#40559: Jul 4th 2019 at 3:53:46 AM

Narcia, to the training area

Very well, Mr. Peritopulousss...okay, if you are all ready, I ssshall lead you to the area.

Alice whips her body around yet again and begins to slither her way out of Narcia, generally following the direction given by Philo.


I decide to start to hit the ground running as our—I would assume to be—hostess for the evening decides to also go for a round of training. I wait on Marsha before continuing, and once she catches up I ask a question.

Do you wanna help me figure out what I can and can't do on this leg? I'd think my agility would be most damaged.

Edited by Team42Larson on Jul 6th 2019 at 1:47:30 PM

Tell....everyone....
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#40560: Jul 4th 2019 at 8:36:54 PM

Narcia

"No, not that exactly, but..."

Autumn is forced to stop and think about what she wants here. As Eliot is suggesting, she could let it pass and let Whitney live on like this. Everything does seem okay on the surface. But is that something she can really trust? All she saw was the surface last time, and apparently the issues that turned the girl into a Buneary were lurking underneath. Eventually, the Braixen comes to a decision: the truth was more important than keeping all these memories to herself.

"I remember what you don't, your memories of everything before being a pokemon."


"Let's get going, then, it seems like we're still on a time limit these days."

Mila stands back up, thoughtlessly attempting to grab and carry the full-sized Nyquil on the way. Whether successful or not, she takes a moment to head over towards Autumn to let her know of her plans before she sets off with the others.

"Autumn? I'm going with some others to practice. I know we talked about this, but I need to at least be confident with myself. I won't change, okay?"

"Huh? Oh— I see... be careful, Mila."

"I will."

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shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#40561: Jul 4th 2019 at 8:41:37 PM

Unexpectedly, Mila picks me up and starts carrying me away. (Oh, I guess this is happening.) It doesn't really… bother me at this point. In fact, I'm trying to get comfy, though, I look at the others, curious if anyone's staring.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#40562: Jul 4th 2019 at 9:08:41 PM

"..."

Immediately, the joy drains from Whitney's face. Seems like all she needed was a reminder.

SON OF A BITCH. SHE DID, DIDN'T SHE?

Now relax, the past is in the past. You can't remember, but it's fine. She's there, she can tell you.

But if she just didn't do it, this wouldn't be a problem at all!

The past is in the past.

"You did do that, didn't you, Autumn?" She says, forcing a grin with clear malice in her voice.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
kablammin45 Dusty the Mighty from Misty Brook (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Dusty the Mighty
#40563: Jul 4th 2019 at 9:29:14 PM

Narcia

(Well, Philo and Alice know where we need to go and Mila and Nyquil seem ready to go, so the others and I should start heading on, too. I motion to the Drifloon, Sandshrew, and Kadabra.) Let's go.

(I just hope I can keep my mind off the potential danger Benji and Lucy may be in during this...)


(So the the Buneary is Whitney? Well, if having this happen to her will help her, then she feels she has no objections.)

(She has little time to keep dwelling on it before Marlon speaks to her again.) Oh, you know it, Marly. (Marsha says. A bit of training and helping Marlon might help keep her mind off of things currently weighing on her mind.)



Blissparce

SHE IS RUNNING AWAY WITH GOOBERT AND I CAN'T LET HER! ( I shout at Melani as I get up and fly for the door. I get blocked by Benji before I can leave, though.) Move, Benji!

Del, if ya go after her all by yourself the same thing's just gonna happen tuh you! (He says.)

The longer we stay here the further away she gets!!

Della?

(Oh, it's Mother...she and Lucy must have left their room. I whirl around and collapse against the side of her wheelchair.) Mother, I failed...I couldn't keep the promise I made to you...I lost him...

Goobert is...?? (Mother gasps.)

What happened to Goobert? (Lucy asks before being led away by Benji.)

The Gorebyss transformed him into one of her minions and ran away with him... (I choke out.) I was upstairs in my room and didn't make it down in time to help him. This is all my fault! I let her get him! Why did I have to focus on my stupid swimsuit instead of what was going on??

Oh, Della, dear, I'm sorry... (I feel Mother's claw come to rest on my shoulder.) Where is she going with him?

I...I...

She started to say that she was going to Danjor Island before Delilah attacked her, bzz. (Maran says.)

Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 4th 2019 at 12:30:07 PM

"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#40564: Jul 4th 2019 at 9:33:12 PM

Blissparce

Dieter's just been silent this whole time in reaction to what's going on.

"I... we'll get him back. I know we will. If the spring can cure curses, maybe it can cure this too..."

"But if she's headed there, well, more reason for us to head there, right?"

Edited by CorvusAtrox on Jul 4th 2019 at 11:33:49 AM

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sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#40565: Jul 4th 2019 at 10:11:24 PM

Steph follows the Drifloon and Sandshrew, rather curious as to what the training entails, "Ready when you all are!" she says rather enthusiastically, the thought of slacking all but gone from her mind, "I'm ready to learn what is required."

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Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#40566: Jul 5th 2019 at 5:09:50 AM

To Training Area

I feel a boost of confidence as Marsha agrees to help me with figuring out what I can and can't do on my leg. As I hobble forth to test the leg some more I look down again at it and start thinking. My lateral agility, speed, jumping capabilities, you name it...all likely socked by this, for probably a good while. Let me reiterate once again: While Hikari did help with sealing up the wound there's definitely still underlying damage that the magic simply couldn't help. Ironic in the sense that magic seems to be all over the place in our travels recently.

What about Rex, Bailey, and Steph, by the way? They're gonna need just as much help if not more considering their our newest members.


As Alice starts to push off just a bit more she looks back ar the group.

What are you all up to that you wanted to come to Mr. Peritopulousss'sss dojo anyway? It issss certainly better than any other one I've been to, however.

Blissparce

No, no. I know exactly why she would want to go there.

Stellan walks up toward the others, stretching himself back out after being a clone of Melani for that ten minutes.

We...were best friends growing up. Matter of fact, she felt it more because I was her only friend. Day, after day, after day, she tried so hard to make more friends but she never succeeded. It was for a variety of factors, but her grandfather being a famous scientist didn't do much for her, when it should have. She wanted to be like him, to, to make people like her because of that. One day when we were playing around at the beach in Gleamscape was when I noticed her begin to change. She told me all about wanting to go to Spivey to replicate her grandfather's success...


Gleamscape beach, years ago

A young Gorebyss and her Alolan Geodude friend are building another sandcastle, as they do, when the Gorebyss stops to look at something. She sighs, longingly.

Phoebe, what's wrong? What're you looking at?

Oh, Stel...it's Spivey University! I wanna go there when I grow up and be like my grandfather!

What d'ya wanna do when you get there in order to do that, Phoebe?

The Gorebyss stops to think before responding.

Ooh, maybe I could make another one of those wonder orb things! Or...perhaps something else...

What—what would that something else be?

Phoebe again stops to think before giggling.

Hmm....maybe I could make people look like me?

Why would ya wanna do that?

Well...yeah, that'd be much. I think I'd just make 'em friends of mine. It'd be nice to have more friends to play with us, right, Stell?

Stellan simply nods. Before he can say much else, Phoebe distracts him.


Little could 10-year-old me have ever figured that her words that day would carry so much meaning now. After the incident at Spivey, especially after she went after my father...she went off the deep end, and started to build an army. I now know what she's trying to do. Not only has she succeeded in getting innocent pokémon to look like her, she's brainwashed them into becoming her undying servants, her friends with one goal in sight and little opposition. She wants to destroy the spring in Danjor Island, continually build her army, and take over everything in sight.

He sighs.

This is why I need to accompany you all to Danjor Island. Somewhere deep within that wretched heart of that witch, is the wide-eyed girl I once knew. The girl whose parents saw me as one of their own, days spent having fun at the beach, growing up side-by-side...I know she's still in there.

He starts to shed a tear.

I...I had the chance to stop her from ever even starting on her descent into madness, and I blew that chance. I want to make this right, for you all, me, my father, and all the innocent pokémon she's enslaved along the way. I want to be part of the solution, not the problem...

He sits down and lets more tears run down. He's genuinely in sorrow over this all happening.

Edited by Team42Larson on Jul 6th 2019 at 1:37:56 PM

Tell....everyone....
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#40567: Jul 5th 2019 at 11:34:49 AM

Narcia, Wait, She Did What Now?

"...you did what now?" [Okay, I had...no clue about any of this, wow, holy shit. Oh, I guess I didn't mean to eavesdrop...no, actually, I did, I saw Autumn deliberating.]

[And then Whitney's strained voice and forced grin makes this a hundred times worse. I'm really not sure I want to be involved with the apparent friction between these two, so seeing the others moving along, I decide to follow them as well, adjusting the strap of my bag as I do.]


The Stribling family eventually manages to reach the group, or in this case, Autumn and Whitney. Though Pauline and Lyman are none the wiser, Woodruff senses the tension in the air and shrinks a little.

Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#40568: Jul 5th 2019 at 5:10:45 PM

Narcia

Ah, they're going... Dana notices the training group starting to leave and follows them.

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kablammin45 Dusty the Mighty from Misty Brook (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Dusty the Mighty
#40569: Jul 6th 2019 at 9:46:50 AM

Narcia

I've already been talking to them, and they're interested in coming with us to learn about what they can do. (I explain to Marlon.)

Well, alright, then! If they're ready then I guess we're ready. (Marsha says.) Let's follow Phil and Alice.

(Marsha prepares to lead Marlon onward while I look back toward Bailey, Rex, and Steph to wait for them to follow as well.)



Blissparce

Well, of course we need to stop her. (Mother says as I finally sit up and simply come to rest on the floor, still reeling from what just happened. Bo and Rich come back in, as well. I also notice June sitting down at a table being uncharacteristically quiet.) We need to stop her and get her the help that she obviously is in desperate need of. I'm sorry your friend stooped down to this level, Stellan.

Ugh, I just wanted to go in there, get uncursed, and get out, not save the world from a complete lunatic... (Cortez complains.)

Now ya know how Goobert and his pals feel on a regular basis, just sayin'... (Benji says to Cortez as he comforts a now very worried-looking Lucy.)


(Izabel is still rooted into the middle of the street with debris from many Seed Bombs launched by her surrounding her. Mia comes out from someone's front yard. Pancho and Maria are attending to the Meinshao family whose farm has ended up severely damaged (though all four of them are fine).)

Well, we're all good, I think. (Mia says.) What about everyone else? Where were they?

"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Bluethorn Just a Mettaur from Alligator New York City Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Just a Mettaur
#40570: Jul 6th 2019 at 10:07:04 AM

Narcia

"Well, here we go!" says Rex. "Are you ready, Bailey?"

Edited by Bluethorn on Jul 6th 2019 at 1:07:12 PM

A great Mascot Mook.
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#40571: Jul 6th 2019 at 11:11:10 AM

To training area

I nod to indicate that I'm completely now ready to move on after briefly stopping to hear out some explanations about the new guys and how they're already ready and willing to learn what they can do. Great. I start to walk ahead now, following Marsha. As I surge ahead I cannot help but note Eliot's following along with us. Is he also wanting to use this available opportunity to train?

Oh, Eliot! You coming with us to train too or?


After briefly stopping and treading back a bit herself Alice resumes her leading of the group to the training area. (Dirt road on the left, halfway between townsss...hmm...where...? I'll find it, what am I worrying about?)

Eventually Alice will lead the party out of Narcia proper and into the path between the towns of Narcia and Holstown, where she is trying to seek out the path described.

Blissparce

Stellan snaps out of his brief emotional funk to follow the voice of—oh, isn't that Renata Langley? Famous battler? Well, he might as well forget that for now since other, bigger, problems need to be addressed.

You and me both, madam. Ugh...I'm more than ready to bring this to a stop, as fast as I can...thank Arceus we can work together to stop this from spreading any further.

And then he hears the mention of "pals." That is exactly what he wanted to hear; more help to stop something he knows he can't do on his own, and failed once before with.

Who are these "pals" of yours, and where can we find them?


Tiff watches with relief as her family members are all coming out relatively unscathed—except, where's the boat they were working on? Are Goobert's friends okay?

They went into the inn—we gotta make sure they're alright, come on!

Tiff pushes some of the nearby debris off to the and tries to reunite with her family before doing so.

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DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#40572: Jul 6th 2019 at 12:26:46 PM

Narcia

"Yeah! Let's go!" says Bailey, following Rex.

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#40573: Jul 6th 2019 at 9:17:43 PM

Steph gazes, "Yes, we're going there for more training, especially as I'm a psychic pokemon, so some physical training would be so cool! Plus I'll get to practise some cool new moves."

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 8th 2019 at 1:24:54 AM

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DubhKafkaesque 1000-THR Earthmover from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
#40574: Jul 7th 2019 at 9:08:40 AM

The path between Narcia and Holstown

The moment they come to the relevant path, Philo takes charge, heading down it while gesturing to anyone who hasn't noticed it yet.

"This way! Come along now!"

Sure enough, they don't have to travel along the narrow, winding side route for long before the trees disperse and the simple wooden facade of the dojo comes into view. Painted on a sign outside it is a silhouette of an Alolan Ninetales' head, handily confirming that, yes, this is the right place.

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Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#40575: Jul 7th 2019 at 1:29:01 PM

Narcia

"Yes, I— ah, Eliot?"

By the time Autumn thinks to try to use his question as an out, the Smeargle has already gone on with the others, leaving her to handle the current situation. She shouldn't have expected any different, since she got herself into this, but somehow suddenly she wants out. As she looks back to Whitney, she's frowning and shrinking back slightly into a defensive posture.

"Well... I don't know of any way to give them back, but if there's something you want to know about, I'll try to tell you. Like "The Giver"— oh, you wouldn't get that reference any more. I'm sorry."


On the path

Mila doesn't say much, focusing her efforts on lifting the Quilava she now realizes she picked up earlier. Though it's some exertion for her to keep it up, she manages it until the dojo comes into view. Placing him back down on the ground, she whispers a quick "sorry about that" before going over to the guiding Ninetails.

"Do you know if there's anyone who could train me with electricity here? I haven't really, well, had a chance to learn formally."

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