I used to hate Valentine's Day, but you just changed that. (Dear Arceus, I am not meant for this…)
Screw it, gimme a My Hero Academia one.
Sweet Palutena on a pogo stick!Are you All For One, because you've stolen my quirk. (My quirk is my heart.)
That last part would be whispered in the person's ear in an effort to sound cute.
Potatoes
Living with the reality I've inherited a world dying from countless complex social, political, and economic issues. Let's talk about movies!Hey, girl, you look like a skilled farmer. Want me to plant my spud into your soil and see if we can grow more of them?
Tundra.
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.Hey girl, are you a tundra, cus you're really white~ [insert immediate realization/regret face]
tupperware
YOHOHO!With you, I think I’ve finally found my lid.
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Cats (the musical)
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.You know cats, that dumb musical. I hate it I feel the exact opposite about you. (Yes this is dumb.)
A certain trip to Egypt that ends in tragedy
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.Hey girl, what are you - a Dio? - I'm no Kakyoin, I ain't gonna die here.
Collaborative Forum Roleplay.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Art thou a jouster? For thou art on point.
Valentine's Day Vitriol.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.