OH MY GOSH, I JUST BOUGHT THE HOTTEST NEW HORROR NOVEL AND JUST STARTED EXPLORING THE DARKEST AND SCARIEST STORY YET!
I saw a pigeon outside my window. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
The BOURGEOISIE are SPYING on me!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)
I was late to school. BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
I WAS THREE MINUTES LATE TO SCHOOL (Gone Wrong) (Punished) (Expelled)
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.HOW I'M FIGHTING THE CAPTILIST SYSTEM (AND YOU CAN TOO)
I have take both a midterm and a exam thus week.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"CHEATING ON MY EXAMS!!!!! (REAL)
My YouTube channel was deleted by Russian neo-Nazis.
A proud 18-year-old British smartass nerd obsessed with World Cup mascots, geopolitical history & British animation.OH MY GOSH MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY DESTROYED BY COMPLETE MONSTER VILLAINS!
I accidentally bruised my knee. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
PAINFUL ACCIDENT!! (Scary!)
I ate a chocolate brownie. For every low there is a high.
TRYING POT BROWNIES FOR THE FIRST TIME (GONE WRONG)
I think (insert popular work here) is honestly kinda mid. BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
(Insert popular work here) IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY!
I bumped a forum thread. Currently Reading: N/A
HOW I accomplished MY CHILDHOOD DREAM! (True story)
I got suspended.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!I'm a CYBER CRIMINAL (Banned FOREVER?!)
There's a fly on my food. For every low there is a high.
I SWALLOWED A FLY (GONE WRONG) (SENT TO THE HOSPITAL) (I'VE CONTRACTED DISEASES)
I accidentally discovered that I could levitate.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.Discovered how to FLY! (not clickbait) (doctors hate them)(fly I swallowed infected me???)
I have a tummyache :c
Edited by QueercodedDisneyVillain on Dec 1st 2023 at 5:51:36 AM
Who let the dogs out? Mark Antony.Warning! Doctors will never tell you about the dangers of this Indian ingredient!!!
Hearing 1970´s music
This WEIRD and ANCIENT music will SHOCK YOU! (NO ED SHEERAN OR TAYLOR SWIFT??? HOW DID THEY SURVIVE BACK THEN???)
I saw a frog. He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Kermit is REAL??? (You won't believe what happens next!)
I fell down.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.my last video. ever. (Sponsored)
I set up my Holiday decorations.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!ONE OF SANTA'S ELVES CAME TO MY HOUSE!!! (WATCH UNTIL THE END)
baking
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!WHAT WILL I BAKE!? (Possible fire hazard!)
There are snails outside. For every low there is a high.
THE RAREST SNAIL EVER??? MUST WATCH!
i i i just bought more land in the metaverse
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
EVERYWHERE TREES ARE DYING! (Coronavirus) (Covid-19)
I started reading again.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!