Ask an Armor-Piercing Question

This game seems simple enough. We pose an Armor-Piercing Question, and the poster below us has to provide context to it as it would fit in a story, then asks their own Armor-Piercing Question. I'll start us off.

What sort of god has to dodge my attack?

A supposed god (not really though, they're just a sham kinda like the wizard of Oz) nearly gets struck by a god-hunting warrior but manages to get out of the way. Obviously, they wouldn't need to do that if they were immortal. Leaving them with the option of fessing up to the hoax or dying.

Tell me, are you having fun yet?

An office worker has just gotten the promotion they've wanted for years. They've been a nice person before, but they begin abusing their new power to get revenge on their old coworkers, all while trying to justify themself. Their boss eventually finds out and confronts them.

Is that what your son said?