Knight
JUMP UP AND DOWN
The man of a million outdated references
>Jump up and down.
A-are you sure?... Okay.
*jump jump jump*
Alright, I did it. As expected, it didn't really accomplish anything.
edited 22nd Mar '16 9:02:02 AM by gregnes2000
Knight
PUNCH THE AIR
The man of a million outdated references
>Punch the air.
I'm really not seeing the point of these, but...
*punch*
Again, not seeing what this is supposed to do.
Knight
SHOUT "LET! MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" ALSO I AM BORED
edited 22nd Mar '16 9:05:21 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
Welcome to the Literature club!
>Find something sharp, like a stone or piece of metal.
This is basically Lifeline, right?
edited 22nd Mar '16 9:04:55 AM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
Not exactly sure what Lifeline is, but it's possible. It's comparable to TV Tropes's own Sticks, Stones and Things Unknown.
>Shout "LET! MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
No offense, but I don't think I should do that.
>Find something sharp, like a stone or piece of metal.
I can't seem to find anything.
edited 22nd Mar '16 9:18:56 AM by gregnes2000
need bigger friends
Uh,
>Press slam the nearest thuggish looking person before they can get the jump on you
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Find a mirror or other reflective surface, like a puddle of water or shiny floor.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Knight
RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES. I am bad at helping.
The man of a million outdated references
>Press slam the nearest thuggish looking person before they can get the jump on you.
The closest thing to me is the bed I woke up in.
*SLAM*
Now I know it was surprisingly hard. Ow.
>RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES.
Once again, nothing seemed to happen.
>Find a mirror or other reflective surface, like a puddle of water or shiny floor.
Lucky day! Apparently someone installed a mirror into my cell! I... oh no...
I have no face.
edited 22nd Mar '16 9:18:42 AM by gregnes2000
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Find a pen or other impromptu writing implement and draw a face on your face.
Yo dawg, I heard you like faces... *bricked*
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Tranquil Knight
Try to open any nearby doors/windows/ect.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
>Find a pen or other impromptu writing implement and draw a face on your face.
There doesn't seem to be anything around, but I'll be sure to do that once I find one.
>Try to open any nearby doors/windows/etc.
Finally! Permission! There's a door that might lead outside the cell. Hold on, I'm gonna go outside of it.
Alright, I'm in a hallway with two things of note. There's a door on the other side and a painting on the wall of a clown. A very sad clown. Why is he so sad? He's a clown, for Christ's sake!
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Contemplate your overwhelming internal desire to seek out permission for everything you do.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
>Contemplate your overwhelming internal desire to seek out permission for everything you do.
You know what? You're right! From now on, I'm gonna make my own decisi-SIODGFKHSDF...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT SHOCKED! NO! NO MORE DECISIONS!!!
the Graceful Glider
See if there is any object or annotation behind the clown's painting.
Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!
The Tranquil Knight
Try to break off the bottom of the picture frame. It's not much, but it can be used as an impromptu weapon.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
>See if there is any object or annotation behind the clown's painting.
Good thinking! Removing the painting reveals... A motherfucking dagger! I have a feeling this baby is going to come in handy!
>Try to break off the bottom of the picture frame. It's not much, but it can be used as an impromptu weapon.
Oh, don't worry! I don't think I need to do that!
The Tranquil Knight
Bitchin'. Check that other door.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
the Graceful Glider
Vandalize the clown's painting with the dagger just for the kicks.
Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!
>Vandalize the clown's painting with the dagger just for the kicks.
... Okay. I cut some phallic imagery into it. Feels good!
>Check that other door.
Hooray for progress! Opening the door reveals a large room. Totally blank and white. Weird... Anyway, there are 3 things of note: Another door, a padlock on said door, and... oh jeez. A body. I can only guess it's a dog of some kind, but it's so mangled I can't tell for sure.
the Graceful Glider
Try to improvise a necropsy at the corpse (see if the corpse is still warm and try to identify what killed it).
Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!
>Try to improvise a necropsy at the corpse.
Well it's definitely cold, but I can't for the life of me figure out what killed it. It's kinda burned, but it's also covered in cuts and missing all four limbs.
Greetings, tropers. We have chosen you to assist us in an experiment. Somewhere, a man is waking up in a place he is unfamiliar with. Your job is to help him survive at all costs. In order to do that, you must insert commands and he will follow them. He is counting on you.
If you're confused, basically this is a game in the style of Ruby Quest, only in first person. You suggest actions and I will show the consequences of said actions. Have fun!
Hello? Is anyone there? I need help. I don't know where I am and I'm scared! Help!
PLEASE INSERT COMMAND
edited 22nd Mar '16 8:52:32 AM by gregnes2000