Goddess of Nature
Ember Celica.
Gambol Shroud.
Do you hate dogs?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
I know a guy who has a correspondent that's one...
Shizz
edited 11th Feb '16 7:54:06 AM by SaltyWalty
I guess I'll ask the question...
How do you cheer yourself up?
Goddess of Nature
Hugging Ruby.
Reading my books.
Has your race ever been discriminated against?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Mine? No. Synths? Yes.
I suppose I can ask a question in his place... Again...
What would you do if aliens invaded?
Red Like Santa
RUN.
How would you deal with vampires?
La Lézarde
Do you mean lampreys? (I've never had to deal with the nastier ones myself, but they are scary as all get out.)
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
No, I mean vampires. Like humans, but far more powerful, and they suck human blood. (I've heard that grilled lamprey is quite delicious.)
So, how do you deal with them?
How sweet it is
"I make notes of their weaknesses and use them to my advantage.
Since they seem to hate sunlight, anyone got a mirror I can use?"
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La Lézarde
The only one I can think of is one that I saw in a sunken ship once. It was broken all to pieces, though.
Anyone else have one?
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
Transcender of Gender
There were some mirrors in the toilets... but they've been total death traps lately. Best look somewhere else. I'll let you know if I find any.
Are vampires a common problem for you, then?
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Oh, they're not a problem for me... I am fully equipped to deal with them.
And now for something completely different: Do you like tea?
64th Successor
Eh, kinda. It's only good for relaxing, but I say that booze does it best.
About that, got any one you? Sauce, I mean.
edited 12th Feb '16 4:16:04 AM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
If I had any, Alpaca probably would have stole it all.
Do you live with any weird people?
edited 12th Feb '16 10:28:06 AM by gregnes2000
Goddess of Nature
No.
Ditto.
Why do people boo when i make puns?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
People just don't appreciate all the work that goes into making puns.
Would you say that you're a... Pungeon Master?
PINNACLE OF MAN
Cro-Maine: What... what is a pun?
It is cold. Very cold. Who are you? I've never seen you before.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
My name is Patchouli...
(sniff) The cold is bothering me.
Is it cold where you are?
PINNACLE OF MAN
Cro-Maine: Yes. It is very cold where I am. I serve for the Being in the Cave because it had treated me very well. I serve as the gatekeeper of Eden, preventing any beast from entering it.
Do you have something to protect?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
I protect the common folk from my friend's sister.
What do you like to eat?
Goddess of Nature
Fish.
Why do people keep trying to get me to get a haircut?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Because your hair is long.
What's the point of life?
At least I don't have to answer anything...
What is your main weapon?