Don't Try It
What do you two know about machines? We collect them for parts and sell them! Work now!
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
PINNACLE OF MAN
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Thaddeus E. Klang: Why would I adopt these hairless little monkeys? I don't even have a house currently!
Thaddeus: This...kid...looks creepy.
edited 28th Dec '15 2:18:23 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
-The Big Rig goes in reverse at FTL speeds away from the last avatar...trucks don't really make good parents..-
edited 28th Dec '15 2:21:08 PM by Darkomega245
18's Glomp OF DOOM
This isn't good..
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Don't Try It
I'm adopting little girl? We need the cyborg girl for her parts!
edited 28th Dec '15 2:27:26 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Red Like Santa
What the hell? I can barely take care of myself!
Now known as Cyber Controller
... Why did I do this?"
Goddess of Nature
How should we teach him not to kill?
Try not to expose him to any aliens? Also, I have to take care of Ruby as well!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Red Like Santa
Boy, this'll be a handful.
Now known as Cyber Controller
...
Translation: It's already difficult trying to ensure my dominance in this ruined future. And now, I have to take care of a human? My life just keeps getting better and better...
Man, it is a lot bigger than they said it was...
Into Oblivion
You'll fit right in! (She hands her a Splattershot.) Stay fresh!
edited 20th Feb '16 11:40:46 AM by TooManyIdeas
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Goddess of Nature
OOH! I love this game! So cute that we get to adopt an Inkling!
Is it a kid or squid?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Oh great, why did I agree to adopt two again?
Asgore Adopts Noelle
🕈☟✌❄📬📬📬 🕈☟✌❄ ✌💣 ✋ ✌👎⚐🏱❄✋☠☝✍
PINNACLE OF MAN
Hitomi/Maou: ...I have adopted a monster.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Goddess of Nature
Aw, we adopted a little girl!
I need to get on my dad's good side again...
Yeah, Weiss, we need money to take of her!
So, I guess this means no in bed activities for us?
Correct, Yang!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
-sighs- Well, I have no choice but to do my best... But four girls... I'll have my work cut out for me for a long time.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Are you lost? I will adopt you.
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The Best Worst Psychonaut
Blooorphkrurrrkbaaaghh *punches chest twice* gragh krabaraghh mleghhh, korrrgragghh! *Plays eyestalks like a harp* ...Blaghhkarbaggh grighthhek?
(Well, she may only have two huge eyes, but I'll make sure she learns how to be a proper Tyhrranoid. She'll be wanting to wear headbands with six more eyes on 'em before she's even... uh... how old is she again?)
Heghhh? Eghhhhh... fragkharagh. Horphokoghh.
(Huh? ...No, that can't be right. He's holding a gun. I wouldn't adopt someone holding a gun.)
edited 20th Feb '16 6:40:44 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Asgore Adopts Noelle
❄☟✋💧 ✋💧 ✌☠ ✋☠❄☜☼☜💧❄✋☠☝ 💣⚐☠💧❄☜☼📬📬📬 ✋ 💧☟✌☹☹ 😐☜☜🏱 ✋❄ ✌💧 ✌ 🏱☜❄📬📬📬
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
I adopted the strange creature.
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PINNACLE OF MAN
Maou: Why did I adopt a semi-full-grown Earthling, again? Oh well. I teach him to be a proper Jural.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Yeah! Now I have a... goat... sheep... thing. Cool!
If the above avatar is an adult, then de-age it to 10 years old.
Now known as Cyber Controller