Create a post-apocalyptic animal.

In a world where humans died, leaving ruins and sentient animals scrambling for them in their wake. So, yeah, you have to describe a post-apocalyptic, sapient animal with a name. Personality, inventory and backstory optional.

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Example:

Filimon is a wheaten Scottish terrier who is 3 (21 in human) years old. Living in the ruins of what was once Moscow, he travels continuously for food, fighting off dog packs like him, fierce, violent cats and constantly migrating, spear-wielding pigeons.

Despite his age, he is an irresponsible dog, often barking at entirely calm and benevolent animals. He very often gets into trouble. He's not entirely good, either, as his only love is street life.

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So, yeah. I'll probably start with this one.

African grey parrot.^note You'll be seeing a lot of weird animals from me later.

edited 13th Dec '15 12:32:12 AM by arcada188

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

Bump. Sorry.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

Bump.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

I'll tickle your fancy.

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You got this fricken bison who's basically a regular bison but with self awareness, right? We'll call him Diane, because he's not self aware enough to know names that belong to which gender. That said, he got his horns removed cuz the doctor was thinking that it'd make him less angry. Turns out that's not how it works and it just made him turbo-angry.

He's so angry, he's gonna change his first name to Fricken when he gets the papers ready. Fricken Diane's his name, and don't forget it. Because he wants it. Or something.

Edit: Cut down on some frickens.

edited 6th Jan '16 9:21:42 AM by Stolen_Moment

Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.