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DragonzZilla Since: Feb, 2012
#1: Dec 8th 2015 at 7:18:29 AM

As the title dictates. Everyone loves a good Badass Boast. Judge the previous one, then post your own. Whether you provide context is up to you.

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edited 8th Dec '15 6:40:33 PM by DragonzZilla

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#2: Dec 8th 2015 at 8:08:59 AM

6/10: Good for TV Tropes, but not much else.

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edited 8th Dec '15 8:09:14 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
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#3: Dec 8th 2015 at 10:21:27 AM

8/10 A bit overreilant on stereotypical "hard to get" things, but I admire it for being creative.

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DragonzZilla Since: Feb, 2012
#4: Dec 8th 2015 at 6:35:19 PM

6/10. I don't find the "I watched X and only cried for Y minutes" particularly inventive. Sorry.

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