avatars in a mansion

Homeworld, which is another planet.

~Looks at it, sprays it into his eyes. Makes a loud shriek and then throws it away~

Th-thanks, b-but I don't kn-know how to use Magical... things...

Sango and Miroku notice a familiar face is also in the mansion...they step closer, only to hear a voice

Sister? Is that you?

KOHAKU!!!

Sango and Miroku run to Kohaku and give him a big hug (Note: this is happening after Naraku's defeat, so at this point Miroku and Sango have at least married. So Kohaku is now Miroku's brother-in-law)

How have things been?

Great! I'm glad to see you guys!

Kohaku, I've missed you so much! -Sango gives Kohaku a kiss on the cheek-

Blecch! I'm gonna go work on my magic. Just don't destroy anything.

edited 4th Sep '15 8:04:47 PM by powerpuffbats

*Okay, where did Project Greenpeace head off to, and WHY IS THAT FREAKY-ASS MOTHERFUCKER STANDING THERE?*

Oh j-jeeze! It's a Berserker!

~Scared, Heavy Breathing~

BEAR THING, IF YOU KILL MY LITTLE BROTHER, I'LL SLAY YOU!!!

sister, isn't that a little too harsh?

Maybe, but I love you, Kohaku!

uh, Fredbear, you might not want to bite any of us to avoid your own destruction.

edited 4th Sep '15 8:31:24 PM by powerpuffbats

   ...WHAT... IS A... BERSERKER...?   

*Beat.*

   I'M NOT... HERE... TO KILL... ANYONE... AMONG YOU... BY... THE WAY...   

edited 4th Sep '15 8:31:39 PM by engie

... Okay Mighty Berserker...

~Breathing Heavy~

A Berseker is a person you poison to attack other people. Which really doesn't describe you. How about Orsacchiotto? Sounds much better.

The the handsome host tears his skin off to reveal a yoshi in a human sized endoskeleton. It's apparently a female yoshi as well. She gets off her seat." The reason why your here is for my amusement. In order for you all to earn the prize which is a sexy genie that shall grant you one wish, you must go through a series of challenges of utter death and triumphant." She adjusted her glass to show a bright shine.

"What? Psh, that doesn't sound so bad!"

So, a typical venerdi then?

Also, where did il orsacchiotto go?

edited 5th Sep '15 8:53:24 AM by DeisTheAlcano

i am him.(she smiles). clever wasn't it.

Challenges? D-Death? W-well... if it's f-for a Genie... Oh alright, s-strange, dinosaur lady...

~Breathing heavy~

Wish? Hmm...alright. What is the first challenge?

Trying not to kill us.

Yeah, you really don't want to kill any human.

Because I'll slay you if you do so.

For this lovely challenge you must prepare for me the most loveliest cake imaginable. the one who wins this challenge will pick who will die. (She grinned)

(A new challenger has appeared)

Huh? Where am I?!

Oh, great, another clod!

What'd you say?! I'll beat you!

Well, excuse me, kitty cat!

..That really isn't an insult...so, why am I here?

*Currently, Project Greenpeace and FREDBEAR are standing off to one side.*

Alright, I'll tell you! We're an a mansion, and there are a bunch of challenges. Win, and you'll get a prize, which is a sexy genie.

REALLY?! WHAT'S THE FIRST CHALLENGE?!

Make a...*ahem*, lovely cake.

LET'S GET BAKING!

Cake? Oh, that's stuff only the Noble's eat... Uh-I can't make a cake...

~Looks sad, breathes heavy~

what a shame.

How the fuck do you make cake?

I wish Kagome was here.

Yeah, she would know how to make cake.

Sister, I think we should these ingredients right by us.

Oh, Thanks Kohaku!

*By this time, Project: Greenpeace appears to have made a carrot cake, and is working on a fruit cake. FREDBEAR is standing around looking useless, like that one guy in classroom group projects.*

~Goes up to the Yellow Bear~ Hey... Hey, Berserker... D... Do you know how to make cake?