Make something you have seen online (provide a link, preferably) into the thickest Purple Prose imaginable.
An example; this crude death threat:
"kerrect my grammer much more yelping dogs and i kerrect ur life and make it ded."
Becomes
"If you reveal to me errors in my grammatical composition any more times, hollering mongrels, I myself shall show you the errors of your very life by commiting the act of murder upon you."
Make something you have seen online (provide a link, preferably) into the thickest Purple Prose imaginable. An example; this crude death threat: "kerrect my grammer much more yelping dogs and i kerrect ur life and make it ded."
Becomes
"If you reveal to me errors in my grammatical composition any more times, hollering mongrels, I myself shall show you the errors of your very life by commiting the act of murder upon you."
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