"A very dark brown."
Well ain't that a dye job for the century.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"Okay then. What powers did you give yourself?"
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"Mostly physical abilities, y'know. Enhanced this, enhanced that."
Male enhancement, huh?
*I snicker.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"Okay"
"Engie, I only played the original Pv Z so I have no idea what those plants are."
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Shadow of Legends
"Same here. Also, I'm back."
There is a howl outside.
edited 3rd Sep '15 6:38:51 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
*Beat. Greenpeace is around.*
Yeah, I'm trying to steer away from using the plants from the first. I mean, some of them are OP as fuck. COUGHCOUGH DOOM SHROOM COUGHCOUGH
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"It's not OP in context."
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"What're you talking about, Engie?"
Shadow of Legends
"Oh, yes, so OP. It blows up an entire backyard's worth of zombies."
The Room's door is abruptly blown up by a swarm of missiles.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"Doom Shroom is, well, a mushroom from the original Plants Vs Zombies that causes a huge explosion in exchange for leaving a crater you can't plant in. I forgot what the sunlight cost was, though."
"It didn't blow up the entire yard."
edited 3rd Sep '15 6:44:39 PM by Daydre
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(To Daydre) Um... I think something that can no fuck you an entire wave of Giga-Gargantuars is a LITTLE too strong for Arena use.
*Greenpeace turns to the door, taking out a Jalapeno seed.*
edited 3rd Sep '15 6:47:11 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Shadow of Legends
"Depends how you interpret it. If you just interpret it as "big fucking explosion with charge-up time"... and the Doom-Shroom does have a short charge-up time, in-game..."
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"I guess I didn't use the Doom Shroom as much as you guys 'cause I don't remember it being able to do that. I just used Cherry Bombs instead."
I shrug.
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Shadow of Legends
A Mechawolf... pads in, and looks around curiously, its tongue hanging out? Odd, its behaviour seems to be more like a... and then it spots me and bounds over, seemingly joyfully.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"...I want to eat that wolf."
"...Evaluating situation... Target is currently passive."
*She puts the seed back.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Shadow of Legends
I pet it with my Omni-tool up as it sits down by my feet; it seems to enjoy this treatment. I also fix Pastry with a glare.
"Yeah. No."
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"Yes."
I pull out diamond silverware.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"That seems impractical."
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*Greenpeace fixes Pastry with a glare, pulling out the Jalapeno seed again.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Shadow of Legends
The Mechawolf stands up, growls, and unfolds its Pulse Cannons from its back, baring its teeth threateningly.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"You've got cannons, I've got Jenova Cells."
I laugh, pulling out an impractically long katana from an equally impractical sheathe.
"I don't have a frame of reference, what color was it before?"
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