Paranoia RPG - A.C.I.D. Trip

"Hey Blackjack! Try to physically move some before scaring away the rest!"

WOLF pings his exact location to LANIUS.

Lanius receives coordinates for Wolf's location. He can try to use his Alpha Complex knowledge to get their, or he can ask Gavin to do so.

"Uhh... No, sorry. Actually. I've just received Wolf's coordinates, can you get me there?" Lanius repeats his coordinates to Gavin.

Blackjack 1 4 2 5 1 picks up one of the many infrared citizens, carries he out of the way, then tries to intimidate the crowd again. 4 2 5 4 1 Most of the crowd ignores him. The people in the truck start closing up. The crowd gets more frantic. "COLD FUN! COLD FUN!"

Nodding, Gavin takes the lead, trying his best to follow the coordinates given.

roll AC Knowledge, I assume I still need to roll right?

Teslaa points down one of the corridors and yells, "I just heard there's Cold Fun down that hall!"

BRAINS - SCIENCE

WOLF puts his powerful deduction muscles to work while he figures out what kind of CRIME was comitted here until LANIUS shows up. WOLF could feel upon arrival something sinister was afoot. Something EVIL.

Kcin has no idea if he was out of range of the midgets yet, so instead he started wandering around AC. Here's hoping he finds his team again...

Kcin walks randomly until he finds Wolf.

Wolf is studying the box 5 2 2 5 2 2 3 and coming to the conclusion that the box is perfeclty innocuous. It's presence here is a bit of a noodle incident.

Gavin leads Lanius 5 4 4 4 on a serpentine path that finally manages to find Wolf and Kcin.

Kcin realizes he is being followed. He turns suddenlty to find Maxine, an attracte blonde women wrapped in tight black leather and standing at about three foot six tall.

"Hey, I wanted to apologize for Max." she said. "It's not easy, being in Alpha Complex and different. Is there anything I can do to help you?"

Maxine's time with the Min-Maxers has made her very familiar with parts of Alpha Complex, including knowledge of where several secret societies are based.

edited 17th May '15 12:20:25 PM by Nodrog

Silence sighs. "Tessla it won't work. You need a more visceral lie. And I think I may have a plan."

Silence is currently writing up a forum.

Lanius sees Kcin and jogs ahead of Gavin. "Oh, here you are. C'mon, let's get back to the truck. Oh, and Gavin, if you could find Wolf and head back to the truck with him, that'd be great."

WOLF mutters under his breathe, "Noodle Incident, eh? I like it." He then sees LANIUS and GAVIN wander in and LANIUS say something. "Hon, look I do the crazy shtick way better trust me. There are subtlties you couldn't possibly understand so no talking to yourself okay?"

Always nice to have an easily completed mission.'Glad to see you're both alright.' Actually Kcin looked a little roughed up, but considering Gavin's wounds he was feeling a little charitable on their condition.

edited 18th May '15 12:54:17 AM by Lifeline

"While you're getting your bureaucrat on I'll try a more... extreme tactic." TESLAA frowned and called out from the van again, "Blackjack! If they don't disperse start ripping off their limbs and feeding them through their least pleasant orifices!"

"Blackjack return. We can't just go around ripping the limbs off people," he is almost finished the paper "At least... not yet. Oh and Blackjack only listens to me."

Teslaa and Silence hear the sound of cheerful music and a loud moan of disappointment from the crowd. The Cold Fun truck begins moving.

Ah... Great. Maxine followed 'im, and now Wolf's right there. And Gavin accompanying Lanius too... Ugh. Kcin was going to have to be honest at this point, waving hios teammates to shut up for a moment. He turned to face the midget. "Oi, I aint actually a prisoner. Had to think up of that lie because you guys were pointing guns at me. I'm actually a part of a team of trouble shooters assigned to defend the AC infrastructure, including you three. We're currently attempting to regain the cold fun truck rampant in this sector as it's been stolen and causing all kinds of trouble. Didn't lie about going to visit you either, as soon as I get a break from work I'd pop in to say hi. Also, my Name aint Nick. It's Kcin." Waith that the blonde turned back to his team, looking over all three. "Where's the other two? Went off to get the truck 'emselves?"

Silence starts up the bread truck and begins to follow after it. Putting his paperwork away, he decides to drive slow enough for Blackjack to get on.

Maxine frowns. "How are you going to get the truck back from the Dead Heads?" she asks. "You can't catch it on foot when it's in motion, and they'll take it back to their secret base downstairs when they want to stop for the night."

"...Really now?" Kcin pings Silence. "Got some intel. 'Perrently the thing gets brought back to a secret base if they're done pleasing the masses. Keep an eye out." The fighter then turned back to Maxine. "How do you know this...?"

Maxine shrugs. "We Min-Maxers can slip through the ventilation shafts and spy on the headquarters of all the other secret societies in this area. We keep track of what they're all doing, for our own survival."

"...Wow. That's actually really impressive." Kcin had to blink twice. "...Why are you helping me- or, us actually? I clearly lied to y'all."

WOLF is suddenly stricken with a profound sense of regret which makes him feel content. He then shouts some profanities to let off steam. Afterwards, he tries to mental blast everything in a radius around him.