Paranoia RPG - A.C.I.D. Trip

YOU HAVE FAILED ME SEAGULL HAIR

YOU HAVE FAILED ME

Are you trying to make "seagull hair" a thing? It's never gonna catch on!

Tesslaa was the first to bring it up. Blame her, it's stuck on me now.

Ehh, I was just make the refrance.

One success was enough to get him to sign, but you'll need to do something else to get the paper back. Be careful if you try to knock him unconscious; if someone just punches Tom Bake-R, one success will knock him out but two or more will kill him.

Or we could trick him into handing the paper back right? That's always an option.

Well I was going to lie. But first I need to do a few things.

Trickery or anything else you want to try is fine. I just wanted to caution you all if you wanted to use violence.

Alright we got a truck!

Choo choo! Wait, no, that's a train...

In any event, who's up for an epic high-speed(well... I'm going to pretend it is) vehicular rumble?

Last time I got to kill Wolf. I'm in!

Lanius now has 4 XP remaining

Silence now has 13 xp

Damnit SILENCE that's my job!

edited 11th May '15 8:08:53 AM by WolfAmongGods

Being dumbfounded by coincidence?

Uhh yeah sure let's go wiht that.

Thought I'd give you all a warning: I had an idea for something you may encounter in the future. When I had the idea, I broke out laughing. I just figured I'd go ahead and warn you, and tell you it's an item from my all time favorite Mel Brooks movie, 'Space Balls'.

Currently in the back of the van with you: Four racks of Circus Bread, in plastic wrappers, a bottle of olive oil, yeast, a 5 gallon bottle of filter, non-carbonated oxidane, two bags of four flour, and a large electric mixer. One or more of those items may be useful in the future.

edited 12th May '15 12:53:35 AM by Nodrog

"Two bags of four"

That a riddle?

No, that was a typo. Which obviously didn't happen, because G Ms never make mistakes and suggesting they do is treason. So don't let it happen again.

Wolf is going for that chicken◊

edited 12th May '15 7:59:53 AM by Nickpws

And on the anniversary of the meme as well. Clever Wolf.

THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM SILENCE. MEMES ARE LOVE MEMES ARE LIFE.

Ok, I did athletic rolls for everyone to avoid damage from the sudden stop. Teslaa and Silence, in the front, only needed to roll one success to avoid injury and both did. People in the back had to roll two or more successes to avoid injury completely. Mixed results.

The good news: The Min-Mad-Maxer is a bit stunned. Bad news: His two buddies are going to catch up soon, now that you're stopped and if one of them shoots your now damaged rear tires, you won't be able to go anywhere in the truck till you've fixed it. Mixed news: Wolf is stuck watching a kitten video.

Mixed? That's a good thing.

So I'll have Silence start up the truck soon enough.