Holy shit that was up fast.
Back after a long hiatus
Damn, son. You move quick.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Please check https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FoXFm0_aDr5KQoXE-X0Rccl3d9G4fr95eXMyzsx9yQM/edit?usp=sharing
to make sure your information is accurate; I will try to use this to keep character stats updated as the game goes on.
It is. Please use 5XP for asking a question.
poisonpenpal
Oh man you know what that totally wasn't on my mind when I said that but yes its awesome now.
Saint Laughter
Please check https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FoXFm0_aDr5KQoXE-X0Rccl3d9G4fr95eXMyzsx9yQM/edit?usp=sharing to make sure your information is accurate.
What wasn't on your mind?
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Say would personal projects be allowed within the confines of a Orange's applied position so long as it could serve Friend Computer?
As long as the project didn't use any Alpha Complex resources or took time away from your official duties. I plan to have Friend Computer summon you for your group assignment soon, I wanted to give time for any more sign ups and some actual world building.
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poisonpenpal
Worldbuilding you say.... WOLF ddin't mention this earlier but he has a bank account that has like a million billion XP in it and the biggest house and the nicest car and GIRLS and GUYS and... kissing parties...and... what was I saying?
Saint Laughter
Friend Computer would like to thank Wolf for participating in a random hallucinogenic-drug testing program.
Sent the following to Swp Kcin-R-RUA-1 as a PM and figured I'd post it here, too, as a reminder to the experienced players.
You are a genetically engineered person, with a neural implant in your head. Friend Computer, the AI that officially runs Alpha Complex, can use the implant to transmit information and to also see/hear/smell/taste what you see/hear/etc. (Friend Computer does not understand touch, thankfully, or else many citizens would be in trouble for what they do in their bunks late at night). You are one of six clones. When your current clone dies, your next clone is automatically delivered to the nearest available location where your current clone died, with the last recorded memories taken from the implant.
If you want to use your skills to do something, you select an appropriate FIELD and SKILL, then roll a number of six-sided dice. The number is one plus the value of your skill plus the value of your field. Every die you roll that is a five or a six counts as a 'success'.
Example: You want to shoot someone with your red laser pistol. You would normally use Violence as the field and Guns as the skill. Your violence is low (1), so you instead claim that you analyze the angles before firing so you use Brains (2) as your field. You roll 1 + Brains (2) + Guns (1), or 4 die. I recommend using invisible castle . com for rolling. In this example you roll 3, 5, 3, 1 which is one success.
First die: The first die is treated special. If you roll a six on the first die, it still counts as a success. However, Friend Computer was monitoring your attempt and will usually respond, trying to be helpful. (GM laugh)
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The first fight is intense.
edited 23rd Mar '15 11:34:55 AM by Nickpws
We haven't even started yet and already Wolf is off causing trouble. Though to be fair Silence did ask him to go after your guy.
I was even nice enough to walk over. Hmpfh.
I Wasn't expecting you to just walk over. Especially considering that as a RED level your character can be demoted by our Orange level characters.
Welllllll... Shit, yeah. Goddamnit no knowledge on Paranoia.
poisonpenpal
Also, WOLF does things his own way. Oh, he'll follow orders, but in the most explodey way possible.
Saint Laughter
One treason star for fighting, Wolf.
edited 23rd Mar '15 10:25:55 PM by Nodrog
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Wolf you DO realise that you're still holding that bomb, right?
poisonpenpal
YES I KNOW THAT
Saint Laughter
Back after a long hiatus
You should probably run, then. Lanius would rather not have his waifu blown up.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
poisonpenpal
o3o fine WOLF shall show some self-preservation. But just this once.
Saint Laughter
So, who's going to lead the way to storage lot 914?
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poisonpenpal
What about the IR market we were going to?
Saint Laughter
Welcome, trouble shooters! Breakfast is being served. This is a good time for you to begin roleplaying. All citizens, you have 100 eXpenditure Points. The average breakfast will cost 10 XP.
There is an Info Terminal in the corner of the dining room, where you can ask questions. Each question will cost 5 XP.
edited 22nd Mar '15 4:14:45 PM by Nodrog
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