Rank the Predator Films

So I've been on a Predator film binge of late. Why? 'cuz I'm a goddam sexual Tyrannosaurus.

See the thing is, I'm a bit of an odd duck.

For one, I don't think the original Predator film was that good. In fact it was kinda hokey in a lot of ways. It doesn't help Arnold just ruins everything he's in, unless it's a comedy.

Secondly, I think Predator 2 was an awesome frickin' movie. I've always thought the Predator in it was way better than "Jungle Hunter" in 1.

Three, I love Alien vs. Predator: Requiem and hate the first AVP. First AVP was entirely too human-centric. AVP:R was the film we actually deserved with an awesome Predator killing a ton of Aliens.

Finally, the worst movie in the franchise is Predators. It was a soul-crushing disappointment to me. For one thing, it introduced the completely unnecessary concept of "Super Predators." What's so super about them? The fact they are super-crappy compared to the original?

I mean seriously, one of them got killed by a random gang guy with a sword. You know what happens when random gang guys with blades fight Predators? This is what happens.

Because Predators are several times stronger, faster and tougher than any human being alive ever could be.

And this was a "Super Predator." Give me a break.

So my ranking would be something like... Predator 2 > Predator > AVP: Requiem > AVP 1 > Predators

Lambert's death from P2 is my favorite in the series I think. It just really drives home the hopelessness of a Predator vs. a human. The guy did everything he realistically could have done in that situation but there was just no way to win.

Wait, so let me get this straight. There's no predator called Rank?

Point.