The Absolute Madman
-Types at her cubical typing anything that makes sense-
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-Felicia
"DONE!"
Engie: "See, I TOLD you it would work!" *Walks outside cubicle, holding a glowing banana* *Installs the enchanted banana into the coffee machine* "Three... two... one..." *On cue, the coffee machine somehow evolves into a Warhammer 40K Dreadnought, without dead guy inside* "...That was intentional!"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Red Lagoon
I don't care what it looks like, pour me another cup.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Wes heads towards the bathroom. Before he enters he asks others a question.
"Hey there is one thing I want to check. When Reland said that he had eyes everywhere, then does that mean he has installed cameras inside the bathrooms too?"
Something something smithy
-Zed walks into storage and pulls a glowing box out of storage into his cubicle-
-he closes the cubicle door he installed-
Something something Arena.
A voice booms over the camera speaker.
"I heard that, and no, I'm not THAT desperate or evil."
Beat.
"Only microphones. That is all."
edited 2nd Mar '15 8:41:45 AM by UndyingPhoenix
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
"Okay, I only wanted to just check. There is saying is this one sayind and it goes like this: With great power comes great responsibilty. It seems like you Reland have taken those words to the heart." Wes says as he enters the bathroom.
My son is a dumbass
Liklik goes to the coffe amchin and takes one f the cups with his own coffee. "Shame I can't drink here"
edited 2nd Mar '15 8:50:06 AM by Blackie
Red Lagoon
As if! With great power comes great mess and even greater need clean it up.
Something something smithy
-Zed comes out of his cubicle looking like Al Capone.-
-He walks over to Liklik and hands him a slip of paper for a speakeasy-
Something something Arena.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Wes walks out of the bathroom. He notices Zed's new clothes.
".....Nice suit." Wes says as goes back to work.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Suddenly every computer in the office start to glitch up and a green face shows up.
"Greetings users. Hope you don't mind if I, the Glitch Gremling take residence in your computers? Too bad! You have no choice! Now to corrupt some files like I corrupted the database server earlier!" The Gremling says as every computers files have glitched up.
Something something smithy
-Zed looks at the hard drive he has and begins downloading the glitch gremlin.-
Something something Arena.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
The Gremling jumps out of the computer and smirks at Zed.
"Suckers! Did you really think I would be caught this easily?" The Gremling says as he jumps now to different computer.
Something something smithy
-Zed activates a virus clean on each computer-
Something something Arena.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
The Gremling slows down the virus clean back with his army of Glitches. He jumps again out of the computer and near the office window. He shakes his fist.
"Curse you Zed! You may have won this time but I will be back with my glitches!" The Gremling says as he jumps out of the window and into the unknown.
edited 2nd Mar '15 12:33:56 PM by RobotTophat
My son is a dumbass
Dero: "Loser"
Engie: "If you see that fucker, keep him away from me. I'd rather not get stuck with a flood of glitches."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Something something smithy
-Zed goes into Ars's office and pulls out some flash drives.-
-He plugs them into each computer and restores the data-
Something something Arena.
My son is a dumbass
Dero: "You do know that Liklik is still researching the keychains?"
The Absolute Madman
-Goes to make a cup of coffee-
"Say, why is the coffee machine all blown up?"
"We be we baby!"
Red Lagoon
Long story...
Something something smithy
-Zed walks into storage and pulls out a ball.-
-he heads to his cubicle and begins bouncing it.-
Something something Arena.
The Absolute Madman
-Felicia jumps onto it and pops it by mistake- "Sowwy" *Big Eyes*
"We be we baby!"
-Zed walks out of Kuzuhara's back suddenly via hexagram-
edited 2nd Mar '15 7:32:11 AM by zbse
Something something Arena.